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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be fair, they do that moment of the match in every game and that should have been a very normal time to show it. I blame Mexico's defense, not TNT
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Every Argentina game has been chaotic drama. I can't believe there would be fans that wouldn't want to watch (hope I didn't just jinx it)
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Pawsa de hidratación
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Can you also tell us what we pretend for the sprint season?
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Careful what you wish for, Mexico has access to that phrasing and always lose there too.
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My personal rule for time wasting is that it's awful and terrible but if you score against a time wasting team and start time wasting, I love it.
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In a month, there will be a small group too nervous to announce it, but they'll whisper, "I miss pausas de hidratación"
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
...and we get a shot of her dancing to her song at the final whistle!
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
...and that Rosalía is there to hear it!
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Love that Spain's using Despechá as their goal song
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
USMNT player Malik Tillman posing for Flaunt magazine sitting on a stool wearing a gray suit, no shirt, sunglasses an incredibly amazing, crumpled, two-foot high golden hat with brim.
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm glad I started following you because this insight is invaluable. Much appreciated
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fun to think that the French team will be watching a bit of USMNT gametape to prepare for Paraguay. I'm pretty sure they'll be in awe.
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Can I put money on an animal sneaking onto a World Cup stadium field (without specifying the animal)?
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Soccer is the weirdest sport, right?
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Do we take any delight if Germany struggles against a team that the U.S. breezed by?
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Having them side by side, for me, tells the story. Well done
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Looks like Jesse is mocking the players who were on the field for that terrible first half
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My fantasy!
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm fantasizing that these teams will play to win
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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Eight of the 10 African teams in this World Cup are going to the round of 32, and Algeria can make it nine tonight with a win or tie against Austria.
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Wouldn't it have been wiser to not say that out loud in an interview where other teams now know that's a thing?
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The ref is making the same face as I am seeing this for the first time
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
...one at a time, every 5 minutes
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I have limited tools, but I made a version with times from my current position
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Correct times for who? 😂
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hard to beat this one
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Clint Dempsey Scores for Team USA
ALT: Clint Dempsey Scores for Team USA
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Didn't they go unbeaten in 2022?
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's not all that different from how I would draw cat nipples
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I couldn't sleep last night and have been repeating this all day
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Cure for coping with USMNT roster rotation anxiety: 1. It was always going to be two different competitions (group stage and knockouts). We aced the first competition 2. We'll need the bench later, give them minutes 3. The energy in SF next Wednesday will revive whatever momentum was "lost"
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I will watch these videos every time someone posts them. This song is so stupid good
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dang, the curvature of the planet I live on is giving me a 1-4-7
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The commentator said he'd eat his hand if Ronaldo didn't take that first half free kick. Are we just gonna let him get away with that?
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And yet, somehow, the Messi-shaped bulge in Haaland's neck would still curl in a beautiful free kick
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Wow, even the bibs are predetermined
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Mind games?
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Cape Verde has never lost in the World Cup
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Way too early for this, but I like chaos and I'm now rooting for Group G to end with only draws.
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
How many other goalkeepers have their country's name in their last name? Is this the first time in history?
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The tongue reminds me of myself forcing my mouth to pronounce his name the way he does
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Don't have the data to back it up, but it seems like a second half trend??
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'm mesmerized by the shadow. The game was at night under the lights
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Counterpoint: there are a bunch of new people watching this tournament. We can let them have some kibble.
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Mexico wants to stay in their stadiums, though, so doesn't a win keep it in their control?
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
but you gotta admit it's fun watching Grimace hide, right?
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Easily the first astronaut to sing at a world cup
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Kurt Russell doesn't give the other guy a follow-up chance in the "curl you for your beer" commercial. We should all be more outraged over this
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Lol
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colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It's cute that baseball players sometimes carry little notes in their pockets
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