colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026My personal rule for time wasting is that it's awful and terrible but if you score against a time wasting team and start time wasting, I love it. 000
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026In a month, there will be a small group too nervous to announce it, but they'll whisper, "I miss pausas de hidratación" 100
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Fun to think that the French team will be watching a bit of USMNT gametape to prepare for Paraguay. I'm pretty sure they'll be in awe. 000
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Can I put money on an animal sneaking onto a World Cup stadium field (without specifying the animal)? 000
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Looks like Jesse is mocking the players who were on the field for that terrible first half 000
Reposted by colyrJonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Eight of the 10 African teams in this World Cup are going to the round of 32, and Algeria can make it nine tonight with a win or tie against Austria. 15711
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Cure for coping with USMNT roster rotation anxiety: 1. It was always going to be two different competitions (group stage and knockouts). We aced the first competition 2. We'll need the bench later, give them minutes 3. The energy in SF next Wednesday will revive whatever momentum was "lost" 110
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The commentator said he'd eat his hand if Ronaldo didn't take that first half free kick. Are we just gonna let him get away with that? 000
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Way too early for this, but I like chaos and I'm now rooting for Group G to end with only draws. 000
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Kurt Russell doesn't give the other guy a follow-up chance in the "curl you for your beer" commercial. We should all be more outraged over this 000
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 30/09/2025It's cute that baseball players sometimes carry little notes in their pockets 000
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Laugh Lines No. 4: The Office 🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸 www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-...newyorker.comPlay Laugh Lines No. 4: The OfficeCan you guess when these New Yorker cartoons were originally published? 010
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Taking longer and longer sips from my new mug on video calls until someone compliments it 000
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Take off sweatpants. Put outside pants on. Go to supermarket. Take off outside pants. Reapply sweatpants. 000
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 26/11/2024No pude imaginarme tener mitad del miedo que tiene mi gato cuando bailo 010
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Boo! and Woo! rhyme and are equal in length and are both yelled from a crowd. And if you didn't hear the first syllable, you still know the difference because one is low-pitched and one is high-pitched. I'll be back with more facts soon 000
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I'm showing so much discipline with my first 10 likes here because I want my algorithm to be perfect. 000
colyr @colyr.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Wondering if I'll regret it if my first post questions what my first post should be. 100
