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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 09/08/2026
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 05/08/2026
You got me with the "stop watching now and play the game" bit. This game is magic! Thanks for getting me to play it!
Klonoa shopped onto the subway joker / pennywise
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 05/08/2026
That feeling when you gotta play a 5 hour game because the 6 hour video essay on Klonoa told you to stop watching and play the game before continuing.
picture of klonoa and joka photoshopped over the joker / pennywise subway video guys. "Oh my god! Ha! Joka!"
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 14/07/2026
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 11/07/2026
The man pictured here:
Tim Robinson in a suit holding a cell
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 05/07/2026
Im a printing press
8 identical zines
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 05/07/2026
your ai zine bores me
"Your ai zine bores me" labeled zine held in the hands of a unseen schlubby dude
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 14/06/2026
It just don't get any better than this!
Eddie (1996)
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 12/06/2026
I did a month long game jam of work I did just over lunch breaks and after hours sessions. The result actually gave me so much confidence that I could actually make a real game, even if it has some warts. Amazing! To be fair I did zero art or music, but still.
Scree shot of a platformer.
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 10/05/2026
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 11/04/2026
I win!
nubby victory
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 11/04/2026
Did some research and I'm one level before the final boss. Gonna do some chores and hopefully come back to a 99x or close mult that will make the boss a sinch. HAHA
nubby going brrrrrrr infinite nubby generator
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 11/04/2026
I have an infinite points generator in nubby but it generates really slowly, so I need to wait it out long enough to make sure I won't get pwned on the final boss lol. If this doesn't work I'll cry.
Nubby Number Factory go brr
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 22/03/2026
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 11/03/2026
Me banging out a bortpost before I go to bed: Please don't tell people how I live...
Goku and Tien: Hi Launch you look like you've got something to say? Do you?
Launch: Yes I certainly do!
Toriyama's voice: I have to go now. My planet needs me
Launch is dragged off screen with a cartoon cell
Note: Launch died on the way back to her home planet.
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 28/02/2026
I have a certain set of skills. #dbzsuper #tournamentofpower
Simpsons reference with DBZ characters:
Gohan: Dad... Maybe we should fight as a team
Goku: But Gohan look at that little guy he hasn't done anything

Jiren is standing outside of Homer's House :)
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 23/02/2026
Should I start posting my memes on bsky? #dbzdaima
Glorio (as Homer Simpson) shaking Daima DBZ Goku (as Burns) "Glorio! My name is Glorio!!!"
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 13/02/2026
Hey! You got your diagraphs in my diphthong!
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 29/01/2026
Omfg yamcha stole home plate. This is perfect.
Yamcha at home plate
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 26/01/2026
I think the more people view video games as a specialized form of this, the healthier all our thoughts will be on games. Northernlion was so right on this one.
Kids toy, vacuum cleaner
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 26/01/2026
All I can say is that it gets better. It looks like youre pretty involved politically. Maybe you should reserve some energy that entails by disconnecting sometimes.
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 13/01/2026
I'm gonna use this S cane... But not on me! 😤 🤬
S cane
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 12/01/2026
Oh yeah I saw a glimpse of it. Those kind of games are fun. Played some similar games on this device. Is this game boy engine. I fiddled with the nes maker once
256 games in one device.
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 08/10/2025
I cannot disconnect my experience bias from this: Playing, for the first time, Secret of Monkey Island in 2025 is lovely. I cannot disconnect from the enjoyment I get nibbling over a square of eight icons in the bottom right corner. It's my "Happy Place".
Guy Threepwood on a Pirates ship
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 20/09/2025
Gravity Bone 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌗 Released 2008, but I was a young man alone for the first time. Dating, having sex, trying to get good grades, listening to gaming podcasts-But now, I've made an effort to beat a modern classic(?) Read the Review: backloggd.com/games/gravit... Play: blendogames.com/gravitybone/
Blendo Games' classic Gravity Bone. A photograph of a playback machine, with which a spy may use.
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 29/08/2025
I understand it now guy shooting a basket
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 22/08/2025
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 20/08/2025
Keep grinding.
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 01/08/2025
We did that with termban.
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 31/07/2025
They're also accessible games. Alter Aeon has support for screen readers and audio cues. Maybe they'd be played more if operating systems shipped with a MUD client. This particular game supports aliases and sockets like `cmd | tail -10 | grep key | varset x`
A picture of a MUD client
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 15/07/2025
Let me cite my dissertation on this subject: "Stereotypes are a type of stereo where the beats are fresh and the rhymes are scary, yo" *Hits the blinker* If you can't take my word for it, that's fine. That's okay. I can take it. I'm fine.
Disheveled Luanne from King of the Hill putting their head in hand
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 08/07/2025
Seven days
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 14/06/2025
:3
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 14/05/2025
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 03/05/2025
Bag on head guy
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 27/04/2025
Miss you so much dang
Dead Mom
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 08/04/2025
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 23/03/2025
Who is it? Goons. Who? Hired Goons.
A cheesy reference to Simpsons with Anora faces over the characters.
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 22/03/2025
Godot GameDev Update: - Demonstrated the limitations of sorted transparent objects using the Godot game engine - Created powershell script wrapper over ffmpeg: - Adds a mp3 to the mix - Text! - compresses mp4 to my liking - Uses sound normalization to make it about the right volume
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 01/03/2025
Before you come at me with pitchforks and knives... In my defense, it gave me little titters and giggles as soon as I thought of it.
A pretty dumb meme. Picture of Adam Sandler as Papa Roach

"Cut my gems into pieces"
"Holy shit I'm gonna cum"
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 28/02/2025
I dont care. Looks shrek enough. Shadow the hedgehog
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 16/02/2025
I'm trying to have no-zero days, or at least no-zero weekends on my 3D Godot project, which is mainly an exercise to read the manual. Today I tested the theoretical max suggested texture size. I think it could look better than it does, but I learned how to do UV scaling, and found a camera bug! Yay!
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 14/02/2025
Once in a generation, a youtube comment is made that changes the history of commenting on things forever.
Commenter: 
Way too harsh on borderlands. It will outsell life of pi by millions

Me:
Maybe true but the story of Richard Parker touched the lives of an entire generation
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 12/02/2025
Total Complete: 100% Just have some minor end-game goals to achieve like reaching all achievements, full hearts, and secrets. #StardewValley
100% Complete Stardew Valley
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 12/02/2025
Reached a major milestone in my retirement arc on Stardew Valley: The Gold Clock. <3
A farm in Stardew Valley
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 09/02/2025
Today's game stream had some success: Adding a camera controller to the marble demo. The issues now are with the player controller. Something I can tackle another time perhaps. This was really fun to see when it came together. Additional details on Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP9y... #godot
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 08/02/2025
Added coyote jump and buffered jumps to my marble game. Also neutered my linear velocity relative to the direction of the local collision normals when I jump. This is to make stationary and bouncing jumps equally strong. Read about it more on my Youtube: youtu.be/--sCPRRpT20?... #Godot #gamedev
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 06/02/2025
Time Is Solid Here 🌕🌕🌕🌗🌑 Developed during the early era of AI generated artwork when the visuals would vaguely resemble your prompt, but in a screwed up surrealist horror kind of way... Read More: backloggd.com/u/CornPhilli... Play: algebrafalcon.itch.io/time-is-soli...
Time is solid here game logo
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 06/02/2025
Deepest Sword 🌕🌕🌕🌗🌑 This is a fun and vulgar game about cramming phallic objects into tight spaces... Read More: backloggd.com/u/CornPhilli... Play: cosmicadventuresquad.itch.io/deepest-sword #gamereview #freegames #itchio #indiegames
Deepest Sword game logo
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twitch.tv/coltonphillips @colton64.ca · 06/02/2025
Franken 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌗 This game wowed me from start to end. Franken distills the essence of a Dragon Quest style RPG game into a tight 1 hour game, which can more accurately be described as a visual novel. Read More: backloggd.com/u/CornPhilli... Play: splendidland.itch.io/franken #indiegames #freegame
Game screen for Franken
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