colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026them: you better not be the greatest donkey of all time when i get there my goat ass: 020
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 11/12/2025just found out there’s a movie about horny gay cannibals featuring parker posey #iclaim 000
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 08/12/2025sorry guys, my mind was playing tricks on me! does anyone wanna meet at the double r diner later? 010
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 08/12/2025pedal to the metal petal to the medal… pedal to the medal…… petal to the metal……… peter to the meg………… 010
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 18/10/2025does anyone know of any direct flights to kingdom hearts? 000
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 18/10/2025stream tate mcrae or take a picture in front of the billie eilish truck 010
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 18/10/2025lemme get a box with a black bean crunchwrap, a soft potato taco, cheesy fiesta potatoes, and a large baja blast. also can i please get some hot and fire sauce? thanks 000
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 18/10/2025oomf made the fatal mistake of casually bringing up nicole kidman in front of me… 000
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025life is all about spending 300 dollars on board games in the span of 5 days 120
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 05/09/2025(looking off in the distance) getting some serious kubrikesque vibes here 000
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 05/09/2025have any of you seen southland tales? i need to talk about southland tales. someone talk about southland tales w me. 000
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 18/08/2025and just like that finale so horrendous i quite genuinely feel a panic attack coming on…………….. 120
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025but then sometimes you meet someone who watches like 2-3 movies a day regularly and youre like “okay so thats not what life’s all about” 000
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025sometimes i wanna read a book really bad but its impossible to find and it’s only months later i remember i work at a library that will order any book i want… just happened! 030
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 05/08/2025vanessa hudgens explaining her trip to europe: basically what we’re gonna do is france 120
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 27/07/2025accidentally invited two swingers into my bf and i’s apartment 030
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025so if alvin of alvin and the chipmunks fame has canonically seen pink flamingos, what else has he watched? where do we draw the line? salo? im sure hes seen it. wait why hasnt there been an alvin and the chipmunks movie in so long? is it bc the last one flopped? make a remake of salo w the chipmunks 000
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025eddie brock? more like venom ..hahahhahahhahahahahahahahaha . venom? more like eddie brock ..ahahhahahahahahhah… 100
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025HELP!!!!!!!!!!! URGENT!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!! is what i would say if i needed help. luckily things are fine right now 010
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 17/07/2025talking about the concept of “being cunt” with the jiffy lube woman changing my oil 030
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 17/07/2025the thing i miss most about being single is opening grindr in a public venue solely to play i spy 030
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 06/07/2025had epic night out w bloomfs 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 tonight. bloomf 6 went his own way halfway through but he was there in my heart 120
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 05/07/2025i have a theory that if your last name starts with e you are destined for success 000
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 24/06/2025need to rewatch a nightmare on elm street part 2: freddys revenge before pride month is over :( 120
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 19/06/2025life is all about movies! sometimes you just watch a movie and youre like “yeah! this is what life’s all about!” 010
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 18/06/2025making my book club a plate of nachos like the world has never seen 120
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 05/06/2025switch 2 delivery truck has been two blocks from apartment for an hour COME TO ME PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS 100
colton @coltoeee.bsky.social · 31/05/2025overcompensating tooooooooo good and now i have to wait til next year for season 2 FUCK MY GAY LIFE 😡 030
