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ColonelGarroway

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How come everyone thinks I’m paranoid?

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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 23h
💪🔥🖤
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 23h
Awesome plan!! I really miss power balads and 80's music in general
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So sweet🥹
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
👏👏
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Excellent!
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She was terrifying in Misery!😣
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amazing work by the incredibly talented @sillysyntax.bsky.social I cherish my signed copy!🖤
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤣
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're carrying the neighbourhood!
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Suzan the chalant goth @sillysyntax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have a story in this one! It's about a migrant personal care worker.
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's terrible advice and it makes zero sense. I'm not going to sit down in person with my racist bigotted relatives so they can try and defend the indefensible. Especially when they respond with instantaneous seething rage to the most gentle of challenges I send from afar.
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lovely!
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤣🤣
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Uh oh!🤣
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Awww🥹
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That story by @sillysyntax.bsky.social will haunt me forever!
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Awesome🤣
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well said! I'm so disappointed by her take on this. Getting published in any genre is a very big deal and something that the vast majority of us will never accomplish and here she is being elitist and gross.
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Right?! Ridiculous😏
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's awesome!
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Snoopy: Friday Its - Chasing The Red Barron
ALT: Snoopy: Friday Its - Chasing The Red Barron
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤣
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't understand🤔🤣
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Confused Geico Caveman Says 'Huh?'
ALT: Confused Geico Caveman Says 'Huh?'
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thats a good plan!🤣
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Cute Red Panda Jumps to Open Door
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😳🤣
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Ted Says 'Yeah, I'm Gonna Pass'
ALT: Ted Says 'Yeah, I'm Gonna Pass'
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh noooo
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Crawford Kilian @crof.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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B.C. government to sue OpenAI after Tumbler Ridge mass shooting | CBC News
B.C. Attorney General Niki Sharma made the announcement at a news conference on Monday.
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Exactly! This is why I sleep with my head under the covers. That way, if anyone breaks in, I'll be safe inside my spaceship☺️
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yikes😳
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
💪👏
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That is a lot of cornflakes
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Ryan Gosling Eating Cereal
ALT: Ryan Gosling Eating Cereal
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is incredibly short sighted. Do they think we're going to watch and listen to AI avatars?? Because we're not
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!🤣
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Cookie Monster Nom Nom Nom
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Suzan the chalant goth @sillysyntax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trinidadian accent. "If all yuh frighten so, unplug de machine. Cut de current! Why all yuh tellin me? Is I running Claude?"
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sorry, that sucks
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You and your Mom are so right! Science doesn't even know how the brain reallly works or what consciousness is or where imagination or inspiration come from. The guessing machine industry hype is exhausting.
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your Mom is awesome!💪🇹🇹
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh my gosh!🥵🤣
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🔥👏
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm so sorry😔
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
☺️😂
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Andrea Salazar: That's Why I'm Here
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh nooo! That's the worst!😆
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David Tennant: Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey
ALT: David Tennant: Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The forgotten drummer for The Dead🥁😂
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Copy Us Mark 🇨🇦 (I have no musical ideas of my own😂)
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🤣
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
But but I really need 3 more blank notebooks and a retractable usb cable and a too small to be usefull corkboard and an odd shaped storage box and... (seriously this is what I do 🙄🤣)
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
😂😂
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Right?? The utter arrogance of a shifty, empty headed grifter smh
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/09/2026
Hi, my name is Mister Beast, and I can't read. Haha, that's why I've written this book, with another man's name on it. His name has been on LOTS of books HE didn't write either. Who knows who really wrote this one! Haha please, buy this book, and maybe even read it, but mostly buy it. It exists.
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Growing up I thought books were boring, in reality I just didn't read anything that actually interested me. Which is why I teamed up with James Patterson to write The Most Dangerous Games! For many people this might be the first book they actually read (and hopefully enjoy haha) give it a read and tell me what you think :D
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THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES
MRBEAST THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES PAT TTERSON
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm glad that game was there for you🙂
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ColonelGarroway @colonelgarroway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That waa a real jerk move by them😏 Sending you support from Canada!💪
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