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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Libraries?
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's happening in the United States is pretty hilarious as long as you don't live in the United States.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This sucks.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Her name is Mud, not to be confused with Billy, Jack, Pete, or Dennis. #Caturday
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#firstpagefriday surreal noir #scriptsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly... Tim... anyone else feel like the good people are getting out before it gets worse?
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Translation: I don't watch wrestling at all.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Page from Kayfabe. Wrestling is real. People are fake. In 1976, the search for a missing girl sends a damaged Vietnam vet turned private eye deep into the seedy, secretive world of the Memphis wrestling territory—where truth and lies are the same, and everyone's working an angle. #Scriptsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!" #Filmsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The more I revisit Twin Peaks, the less I believe I like Donna Hayward.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My niece found this little princess on the side of the road and couldn't keep her.So now I have a new kitten and she desperately needs a name. Any suggestions? #catsky #cat #kitty #kittensky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Tell me why they made a Matchbox (as in the toy cars) movie, and more importantly, why do I kinda want to see it? #Filmsky #Moviesky
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Matchbox The Movie — Official Trailer | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple UK
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sometimes I just start writing with no plan or thought, and sometimes that ends up as a 71-page (and counting) neo-noir type of story. These are two of those 71 pages. #Scriptsky #Screenwriting #Filmsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ideas are like fireflies—beautiful little bugs—existing everywhere, flickering, begging to be seen. You can catch them and help them grow, but you can't force them; you can't create them. You must find them and carefully, gently catch and nurture them until releasing them back to the world.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sometimes you just have to convince yourself that cleaning is part of the creative process; otherwise, it may never get done. #Writersky #ProcrastinationIsTheProcess
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Anyone need to reach Mitch McConnell?
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Some of the scariest stuff he's ever written.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You dont see enough hot dog places represented on film. It's long overdue for sure.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My usual go to is a diner but this time I ended up on a beach because that's where the story decided it wanted to go.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One of the hardest parts of screenwriting is deciding whether a scene should take place in a diner, pizzeria, or sub shop. #writersky #scriptsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I wonder if anyone would watch/listen to a commentary track for Kill Teaser if I decided to sit down and record one. I used to love filmmaker commentaries and always thought it would be cool to do, and since this may be the only film I ever get to write. So maybe? #filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I can't help but lament that I'll never visit the reality where ABC picked up David Lynch's Mulholland Drive. I love the film—it's among my favorites—yet it would've been amazing to see where he'd have taken this story had he had a season or two to do so. #Filmsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
#NowWatching Inland Empire. Can't believe it's taken me nearly twenty years to finally sit down and watch this. #filmsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
America captured in a single image.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
One of the best wrestlers of the last decade. Someone who gets what the business could and should be. #Wrestlesky #ProWrestling #WomensWrestling #Substack #wrestlingcommunity
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Ring of Terror: Hive Mind
A Rosemary Retrospective
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’ve been writing more shorts lately. I think partly as a self-challenge. I was a fan of short films in high school, but that was so long ago. I grew an unwarranted distaste for them that I am slowly working to shed. #Scriptsky #screenplaysky #Writingsky #Filmsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Thank you! I was iffy on this since it was written on no sleep lol.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Pages from Cardboard Nightmare. A troubled artist suffering from hypnophobia spirals into a fit of paranoia when he begins to question whether or not he can trust the man he made from cardboard. #Scriptsky #Screenwriting #Writersky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Now they think they're frogs... #dumbesttimeline #fuckmaga
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❤️🤍💙 🐸🇺🇸 #maga #fyp #iran #frog #gasprices
TikTok video by Missy🩷🐸
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Would you watch a comedy deathmatch wrestling show? #wrestlingsky #wrestlesky #substack #prowrestlingsky #prowrestling
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Booking Without a Pencil: Deadly Extreme Wrestling
After writing two widely ignored pieces about theoretical comedy deathmatch wrestling promotion Deadly Extreme Wrestling, I started asking myself the big question I’d been avoiding: “How could somethi...
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Deadly Extreme Wrestling is a theoretical comedy deathmatch promotion. Could it one day be real? Sure. Maybe. Why not? #Wrestlesky #Wrestlingsky #Substack
goldensausageproductions.substack.com
Booking Without a Pencil: A Funny Bloody Tourney
Deathmatch wrestling and tournaments go together like pineapple and pizza, which is to say they’re an acquired taste.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Game Changer Wrestling's 11th annual Tournament of Survival is in the books and now so is my review of it. #Wrestlingsky #Wrestlesky #GCW #TOS11 #Prowrestlingsky #Substack #Deathmatch
goldensausageproductions.substack.com
No DQ Review: GCW TOS11
Game Changer Wrestling’s Tournament of Survival 11 was held on June 6th, 2026, at the Showboat Resort in Atlantic City, NJ.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Anyone remember Gangrel? #Wrestlesky #Wrestling #Substack
goldensausageproductions.substack.com
Ring of Terror: This Guy Really Sucks
A Gangrel Retrospective
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SuzyQ @suzyqfit4u.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month! 🥰
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The first chapter of Sunny Days: A Wolf & Tumbleweed Adventure. An absurdist political thriller in which one of the worst presidents in U.S. history must team up with a secret service agent to stop the current president from ending the world. #Writersky #Creativewriting #Fictionsky
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Sunny Days: A Wolf & Tumbleweed Adventure
One.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Can a wrestling promotion work on Kickstarter? Would fans back one? #WrestlingSky #WomensWrestling #Prowrestlingsky #Kickstarter #Wrestling
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Signs of Life
Attitude Championship Wrestling isn't Dead Yet.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
What a strange way to say you believe Bill Clinton was the last good president the US had.
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Bill Clinton Plays Saxophone on Arsenio Hall
ALT: Bill Clinton Plays Saxophone on Arsenio Hall
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Like a soldier home from war, I don't know how to adapt. Writing. Creating. It's all I've known. Now, it's quiet. Peace-time. The battles have been fought and lost. The blood has been shed. The war is over, and I'm home in a place I don't understand. #Poetrysky #Poemsky #Writingsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
#NW Good Boy with my very good boy. #moviesky #horrorsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
#PitchYourScript or WIP using two movie posters as comps. #Scriptsky Mothers The Witch/The Strangers
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Anyone remember Lucha Underground? - It might be coming back. Sadly, not in pog form. #WrestlingSky #Wrestlesky #WWE #LuchaUnderground
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Bringing Back the Dead
WWE to Revive Lucha Underground!?
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A couple of pages from a script I recently finished. Mothers A religious folk-horror. #Scriptsky #Screenwritingsky #Writingsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
What could be funnier than deathmatches? #Wrestlesky #Wrestlingsky #Writingsky
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Booking without a Pencil
The Funny Thing About Deathmatches
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Do you know who he is? #WillWood #MovieSky #Screenwritingsky #WritingSky
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Who the fuck is Will Wood?
Well, apparently, he’s a musician and performance artist with somewhat of a small cult following.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Logline: Two fanatically devout sisters abduct a pregnant teenager in accordance with what they believe is God's divine plan... Only the God they serve may not be the one they think. #FilmSky #Screenwritingsky #Scriptsky #Moviesky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
That's how he earned the award.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
#WrestleSky #WrestlingSky substack.com/@goldensausa...
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Golden Sausage Productions (@goldensausageproductions)
More random writings on wrestling.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you're planning a double feature night, this might give ya some ideas. #FilmSky #MovieSky #Clowns substack.com/@goldensausa...
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Golden Sausage Productions (@goldensausageproductions)
If you're planning a double feature night, this might give ya some ideas.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Mania attendance is so bad, wrestlers got to do something to make scratch this weekend.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The first chapter of a dystopian, sci-fi, fantasy, superhero horror? It's a little bit of everything once it gets going. But this is just a brief starter. #WriterSky #WritingSky #FictionSky substack.com/@goldensausa...
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Golden Sausage Productions (@goldensausageproductions)
The first chapter of a dystopian, sci-fi, fantasy, superhero horror? It's a little bit of everything once it gets going. But this is just a brief starter.
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