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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's happening in the United States is pretty hilarious as long as you don't live in the United States.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This sucks.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Her name is Mud, not to be confused with Billy, Jack, Pete, or Dennis. #Caturday
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#firstpagefriday surreal noir #scriptsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly... Tim... anyone else feel like the good people are getting out before it gets worse?
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Page from Kayfabe. Wrestling is real. People are fake. In 1976, the search for a missing girl sends a damaged Vietnam vet turned private eye deep into the seedy, secretive world of the Memphis wrestling territory—where truth and lies are the same, and everyone's working an angle. #Scriptsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!" #Filmsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The more I revisit Twin Peaks, the less I believe I like Donna Hayward.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My niece found this little princess on the side of the road and couldn't keep her.So now I have a new kitten and she desperately needs a name. Any suggestions? #catsky #cat #kitty #kittensky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Tell me why they made a Matchbox (as in the toy cars) movie, and more importantly, why do I kinda want to see it? #Filmsky #Moviesky
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Matchbox The Movie — Official Trailer | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple UK
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sometimes I just start writing with no plan or thought, and sometimes that ends up as a 71-page (and counting) neo-noir type of story. These are two of those 71 pages. #Scriptsky #Screenwriting #Filmsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ideas are like fireflies—beautiful little bugs—existing everywhere, flickering, begging to be seen. You can catch them and help them grow, but you can't force them; you can't create them. You must find them and carefully, gently catch and nurture them until releasing them back to the world.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sometimes you just have to convince yourself that cleaning is part of the creative process; otherwise, it may never get done. #Writersky #ProcrastinationIsTheProcess
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Anyone need to reach Mitch McConnell?
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One of the hardest parts of screenwriting is deciding whether a scene should take place in a diner, pizzeria, or sub shop. #writersky #scriptsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I wonder if anyone would watch/listen to a commentary track for Kill Teaser if I decided to sit down and record one. I used to love filmmaker commentaries and always thought it would be cool to do, and since this may be the only film I ever get to write. So maybe? #filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I can't help but lament that I'll never visit the reality where ABC picked up David Lynch's Mulholland Drive. I love the film—it's among my favorites—yet it would've been amazing to see where he'd have taken this story had he had a season or two to do so. #Filmsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
#NowWatching Inland Empire. Can't believe it's taken me nearly twenty years to finally sit down and watch this. #filmsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
One of the best wrestlers of the last decade. Someone who gets what the business could and should be. #Wrestlesky #ProWrestling #WomensWrestling #Substack #wrestlingcommunity
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Ring of Terror: Hive Mind
A Rosemary Retrospective
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’ve been writing more shorts lately. I think partly as a self-challenge. I was a fan of short films in high school, but that was so long ago. I grew an unwarranted distaste for them that I am slowly working to shed. #Scriptsky #screenplaysky #Writingsky #Filmsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Pages from Cardboard Nightmare. A troubled artist suffering from hypnophobia spirals into a fit of paranoia when he begins to question whether or not he can trust the man he made from cardboard. #Scriptsky #Screenwriting #Writersky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Now they think they're frogs... #dumbesttimeline #fuckmaga
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❤️🤍💙 🐸🇺🇸 #maga #fyp #iran #frog #gasprices
TikTok video by Missy🩷🐸
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Would you watch a comedy deathmatch wrestling show? #wrestlingsky #wrestlesky #substack #prowrestlingsky #prowrestling
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Booking Without a Pencil: Deadly Extreme Wrestling
After writing two widely ignored pieces about theoretical comedy deathmatch wrestling promotion Deadly Extreme Wrestling, I started asking myself the big question I’d been avoiding: “How could somethi...
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Deadly Extreme Wrestling is a theoretical comedy deathmatch promotion. Could it one day be real? Sure. Maybe. Why not? #Wrestlesky #Wrestlingsky #Substack
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Booking Without a Pencil: A Funny Bloody Tourney
Deathmatch wrestling and tournaments go together like pineapple and pizza, which is to say they’re an acquired taste.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Game Changer Wrestling's 11th annual Tournament of Survival is in the books and now so is my review of it. #Wrestlingsky #Wrestlesky #GCW #TOS11 #Prowrestlingsky #Substack #Deathmatch
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No DQ Review: GCW TOS11
Game Changer Wrestling’s Tournament of Survival 11 was held on June 6th, 2026, at the Showboat Resort in Atlantic City, NJ.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Anyone remember Gangrel? #Wrestlesky #Wrestling #Substack
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Ring of Terror: This Guy Really Sucks
A Gangrel Retrospective
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SuzyQ @suzyqfit4u.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month! 🥰
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The first chapter of Sunny Days: A Wolf & Tumbleweed Adventure. An absurdist political thriller in which one of the worst presidents in U.S. history must team up with a secret service agent to stop the current president from ending the world. #Writersky #Creativewriting #Fictionsky
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Sunny Days: A Wolf & Tumbleweed Adventure
One.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Can a wrestling promotion work on Kickstarter? Would fans back one? #WrestlingSky #WomensWrestling #Prowrestlingsky #Kickstarter #Wrestling
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Signs of Life
Attitude Championship Wrestling isn't Dead Yet.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Like a soldier home from war, I don't know how to adapt. Writing. Creating. It's all I've known. Now, it's quiet. Peace-time. The battles have been fought and lost. The blood has been shed. The war is over, and I'm home in a place I don't understand. #Poetrysky #Poemsky #Writingsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
#NW Good Boy with my very good boy. #moviesky #horrorsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
#PitchYourScript or WIP using two movie posters as comps. #Scriptsky Mothers The Witch/The Strangers
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Anyone remember Lucha Underground? - It might be coming back. Sadly, not in pog form. #WrestlingSky #Wrestlesky #WWE #LuchaUnderground
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Bringing Back the Dead
WWE to Revive Lucha Underground!?
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A couple of pages from a script I recently finished. Mothers A religious folk-horror. #Scriptsky #Screenwritingsky #Writingsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
What could be funnier than deathmatches? #Wrestlesky #Wrestlingsky #Writingsky
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Booking without a Pencil
The Funny Thing About Deathmatches
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Do you know who he is? #WillWood #MovieSky #Screenwritingsky #WritingSky
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Who the fuck is Will Wood?
Well, apparently, he’s a musician and performance artist with somewhat of a small cult following.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Logline: Two fanatically devout sisters abduct a pregnant teenager in accordance with what they believe is God's divine plan... Only the God they serve may not be the one they think. #FilmSky #Screenwritingsky #Scriptsky #Moviesky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
#WrestleSky #WrestlingSky substack.com/@goldensausa...
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Golden Sausage Productions (@goldensausageproductions)
More random writings on wrestling.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you're planning a double feature night, this might give ya some ideas. #FilmSky #MovieSky #Clowns substack.com/@goldensausa...
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Golden Sausage Productions (@goldensausageproductions)
If you're planning a double feature night, this might give ya some ideas.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Mania attendance is so bad, wrestlers got to do something to make scratch this weekend.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The first chapter of a dystopian, sci-fi, fantasy, superhero horror? It's a little bit of everything once it gets going. But this is just a brief starter. #WriterSky #WritingSky #FictionSky substack.com/@goldensausa...
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Golden Sausage Productions (@goldensausageproductions)
The first chapter of a dystopian, sci-fi, fantasy, superhero horror? It's a little bit of everything once it gets going. But this is just a brief starter.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A while back, I started what may become a dark fantasy, coming-of-age novella (providing I get off my ass and actually finish it.) #WriterSky #Fantasy #WritingSky substack.com/@goldensausa...
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Golden Sausage Productions (@goldensausageproductions)
A while back, I started what may become a dark fantasy, coming-of-age novella (providing I get off my ass and actually finish it.)
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Months ago, I had hoped to be running a crowdfunding campaign around now for ACW... The best laid plans... #WrestlingSky #WrestleSky #WomensWrestling #WritingSky substack.com/@goldensausa...
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Golden Sausage Productions (@goldensausageproductions)
Months ago, I had hoped to be running a crowdfunding campaign around now for ACW... The best laid plans...
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Pages from Kayfabe. A slow-burn, surreal, ensemble mystery told over eight episodes. #ScriptSky #WritersSky #TVsky #TVWriting #TVPilot
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Tonight Trump addresses the nation on Biden's war in Iran.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'm officially unofficially a girl scout. Amazing time tonight talking creative writing with the girl scouts. Such a wonderful group of imaginative young creators. We'll all be reading their books and watching their stage plays and films, one day and I can't wait. #writingsky #filmsky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I want to drink whiskey, the way I used to, the way a Hummer guzzles fuel. It clouded my mind with a clarity I've not known otherwise. Submerged and suppressed. I forgot myself and emerged as me. I want to drink whiskey. I want to be me. #poetry #poem #poetrycommunity #poetrysky
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I hope he made it. #comedysky #funny #humor youtu.be/gqa3k-cs2dA?...
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JV
YouTube video by Chris Librizzi
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Could Kill Teaser have been made as intended? Read the script and decide for yourself. Kill Teaser Writer's Cut is free on Amazon Kindle for a limited time. #Horrorsky #filmsky #Scriptsky www.amazon.com/Kill-Teaser-...
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Kill Teaser: Writer's Cut
Kill Teaser: Writer's Cut - Kindle edition by Librizzi, Chris. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Kill Teaser: Writer's Cut.
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Ric Talbot @colonelcrusto.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Many things can change from page to screen. See for yourself. Watch the movie on Tubi, then read the original script. Kill Teaser: Writer’s Cut free on Amazon Kindle. www.amazon.com/Kill-Teaser-... #Horrorsky #Scriptsky #Filmsky #Booksky tubitv.com/movies/66237...
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Kill Teaser (2021)
Based on true events, an Asian American hacker becomes the unwilling sidekick for the sinister mastermind behind a website that creates torture videos.
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