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Colorado Crocodile

@colocroco.bsky.social
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Blue collar lab coat Gen X dad. Boilermaker. Studied meteorology. Still enjoy it. I waffle between cynical and hopeful. Neither seems to do anything, but maybe one day they will! See what I mean? (He/him/they/them)

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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 26m
Democracy died in the United States the day we allowed him to run again because we couldn’t agree on the definition of insurrection.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If police aren’t constitutionally required to enforce restraining orders, then why do we even have them? The police, I mean.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There’s a lot of very fine people on here who are VERY sure that votes weren’t manipulated in the 2024 election. When the republicans sweep, I’ll be interested to hear the commentary.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I learned yesterday that “Doctor” Oz buys butter by the tablespoon.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saw part of a terrorist rally yesterday. Many people cheered at the suggestion that one of two California cities might be destroyed. Oddly, the DHS had nothing to say.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, he was married to a monster. Making fun of someone for cross dressing seems kind of Republican, don’t you think? Stop the hate.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How are you planning for this series of events?
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Justice Alito would like you to know it’s your fault he’s an incorrigible ass. Sounds about white.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck. The. Pigs.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If the plague outbreak in Russia moves like the Covid outbreak did from China, we are all already dead.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NWS missed the forecast by 10 degrees today. At least. It is 88 outside. At least they’re more efficient, right?
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today is my former stepmom’s birthday. Honestly, I hope they stopped counting a few years ago.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder that Megyn Kelly was harassed by her boss and it took a decade for her to report it. Not saying it should have happened. Just saying she should shut the ugly hole under her nose.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It wouldn’t be a Sunday without seeing asshat Hassett spouting pure nonsense with a shit-eating grin. Won’t be long and he’ll get the meal his smile asks for. Mmm. Nutty.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️  I'll leave you with this conundrum. There's no rush, answers on a postcard if you like. 
Peanuts comic strip with Lucy asking Linus "you know what's funny? Paintings of Adam and Eve where they both have bellybuttons. Think about that, take as much time as you need. 
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
19ish peaceful years in a history of 250. That’s all.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cannot wait to step in a puddle of melted ice. Stay safe. Melt ice.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is the word “checks” in quotation marks? Also, “almost” one hundred whole dollars? So like a coupon for $89.95 that you can only spend on pharma crypto? Sounds about right.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Sometimes I read the comments just to see who has the biggest dick.” - no one, ever
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The average first frost day where I live is September 27th. It got down to 47 once recently.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A boy and a girl brutally murder a girl. The boy goes to prison for life, with the possibility of parole. The girl goes to death row. #’merica
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cornell 7 ————> Jane Doe Israel ———-> Palestine The entire world is on the second group chat.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On this day 25 years ago, #donniedarko awoke on the pavement. They made me do it.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching Eric Schmitt being sure of himself was comedy gold.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Odd that Chi Phi has no statement. It’s all Greek to them.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deshaun Watson Kellen Winslow II Brandon McManus Antonio Brown Darren Sharper Ben Roethlisberger Shannon Sharpe Joshua Sills Lawrence Taylor Mark Chmura C.J. Spillman Jameis Winston Richie Incognito Adam Pacman Jones Brandon Marshall Greg Hardy Terrell Suggs Stop watching. Stop enabling.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being a member of the armed service is so spiritual that members are willing to kill themselves to get closer to God.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A wise man once said “if money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.” Or was it a weird man? Or both?
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I believe that if SCOTUS allows an execution and a state fucks it up, the chief justice should receive the next dose. Barbaric bullshit.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Christa Pike were a dude she wouldn’t have to survive two lethal injections. She’d just need to write an essay.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ken Paxton would put a woman who had an abortion behind bars for years, if not decades. His male friend, who had a sexual relationship with another friend’s minor son, was in jail for 60 days. And he defends this.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grindr is gonna be pissed.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Again, when you post the ad it gives him air. Don’t. Repost. His. Shit. Even to laugh or complain or anything. Suffocation.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A public servant who has not held a town hall in nine years should not be a public servant.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will the caravan be the reason for martial law? Only time will tell.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is just a reminder that when martial law is declared, it will be too late.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Asking them to change their belief structure is just as idiotic as them asking us to change ours. We will never see eye to eye on very basic, fundamental ideas. This fact alone will cause an unimaginable war. Hope you’re ready.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In a real democracy your vote is your power. In a capitalist society, only your money counts. You should have a backup plan for when your society buys your vote.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, because that is our house. Symbolically burning the corrupt government is another thought entirely!
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the #nfl decision to pull a player from a game for making a statement doesn’t at least give you pause, then you’re just like Ed Sheeran.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Posting pictures of him or reposting his stupid shit just gives him air. I’d much rather he suffocate. Think about it.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I liked movies better when they weren’t trying to make money. Give it up, #skywalker.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still. #martiallaw
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why is it okay for cops to moonlight as ice terrorists, but normal citizens cannot moonlight as protesters?
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another day, another court order ignored. “It’s okay to ignore the law because there are no consequences.” - White House
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re the type of person who thinks a skeleton hanging from a tree with a rope is a great Halloween decoration, not only can we not be friends, but I hope your tree falls down on you.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In a country where a headline reads “student loan change would bar social security garnishment for payments” we should seriously be asking why so many 65 year old people have student loan debt. #predatorygovernment
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