Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 26mDemocracy died in the United States the day we allowed him to run again because we couldn’t agree on the definition of insurrection. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on Bluesky.static.klipy.com5lncos Stan TwtALT: 5lncos Stan Twt 010
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If police aren’t constitutionally required to enforce restraining orders, then why do we even have them? The police, I mean. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There’s a lot of very fine people on here who are VERY sure that votes weren’t manipulated in the 2024 election. When the republicans sweep, I’ll be interested to hear the commentary. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I learned yesterday that “Doctor” Oz buys butter by the tablespoon. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Saw part of a terrorist rally yesterday. Many people cheered at the suggestion that one of two California cities might be destroyed. Oddly, the DHS had nothing to say. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yes, he was married to a monster. Making fun of someone for cross dressing seems kind of Republican, don’t you think? Stop the hate. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How are you planning for this series of events? 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Justice Alito would like you to know it’s your fault he’s an incorrigible ass. Sounds about white. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If the plague outbreak in Russia moves like the Covid outbreak did from China, we are all already dead. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026NWS missed the forecast by 10 degrees today. At least. It is 88 outside. At least they’re more efficient, right? 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Today is my former stepmom’s birthday. Honestly, I hope they stopped counting a few years ago. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just a reminder that Megyn Kelly was harassed by her boss and it took a decade for her to report it. Not saying it should have happened. Just saying she should shut the ugly hole under her nose. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It wouldn’t be a Sunday without seeing asshat Hassett spouting pure nonsense with a shit-eating grin. Won’t be long and he’ll get the meal his smile asks for. Mmm. Nutty. 000
Reposted by Colorado CrocodileDanny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good morning Bluesky ☀️  I'll leave you with this conundrum. There's no rush, answers on a postcard if you like.  691295268
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 03/10/202619ish peaceful years in a history of 250. That’s all. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cannot wait to step in a puddle of melted ice. Stay safe. Melt ice. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why is the word “checks” in quotation marks? Also, “almost” one hundred whole dollars? So like a coupon for $89.95 that you can only spend on pharma crypto? Sounds about right. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Sometimes I read the comments just to see who has the biggest dick.” - no one, ever 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The average first frost day where I live is September 27th. It got down to 47 once recently. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A boy and a girl brutally murder a girl. The boy goes to prison for life, with the possibility of parole. The girl goes to death row. #’merica 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Cornell 7 ————> Jane Doe Israel ———-> Palestine The entire world is on the second group chat. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026On this day 25 years ago, #donniedarko awoke on the pavement. They made me do it. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Watching Eric Schmitt being sure of himself was comedy gold. 010
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Odd that Chi Phi has no statement. It’s all Greek to them. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Deshaun Watson Kellen Winslow II Brandon McManus Antonio Brown Darren Sharper Ben Roethlisberger Shannon Sharpe Joshua Sills Lawrence Taylor Mark Chmura C.J. Spillman Jameis Winston Richie Incognito Adam Pacman Jones Brandon Marshall Greg Hardy Terrell Suggs Stop watching. Stop enabling. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Being a member of the armed service is so spiritual that members are willing to kill themselves to get closer to God. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A wise man once said “if money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.” Or was it a weird man? Or both? 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I believe that if SCOTUS allows an execution and a state fucks it up, the chief justice should receive the next dose. Barbaric bullshit. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If Christa Pike were a dude she wouldn’t have to survive two lethal injections. She’d just need to write an essay. 010
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ken Paxton would put a woman who had an abortion behind bars for years, if not decades. His male friend, who had a sexual relationship with another friend’s minor son, was in jail for 60 days. And he defends this. 001
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Again, when you post the ad it gives him air. Don’t. Repost. His. Shit. Even to laugh or complain or anything. Suffocation. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A public servant who has not held a town hall in nine years should not be a public servant. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Will the caravan be the reason for martial law? Only time will tell. 010
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is just a reminder that when martial law is declared, it will be too late. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Asking them to change their belief structure is just as idiotic as them asking us to change ours. We will never see eye to eye on very basic, fundamental ideas. This fact alone will cause an unimaginable war. Hope you’re ready. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In a real democracy your vote is your power. In a capitalist society, only your money counts. You should have a backup plan for when your society buys your vote. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No, because that is our house. Symbolically burning the corrupt government is another thought entirely! 020
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If the #nfl decision to pull a player from a game for making a statement doesn’t at least give you pause, then you’re just like Ed Sheeran. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Posting pictures of him or reposting his stupid shit just gives him air. I’d much rather he suffocate. Think about it. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I liked movies better when they weren’t trying to make money. Give it up, #skywalker. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why is it okay for cops to moonlight as ice terrorists, but normal citizens cannot moonlight as protesters? 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Another day, another court order ignored. “It’s okay to ignore the law because there are no consequences.” - White House 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you’re the type of person who thinks a skeleton hanging from a tree with a rope is a great Halloween decoration, not only can we not be friends, but I hope your tree falls down on you. 000
Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In a country where a headline reads “student loan change would bar social security garnishment for payments” we should seriously be asking why so many 65 year old people have student loan debt. #predatorygovernment 000