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Colorado Crocodile

@colocroco.bsky.social
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Blue collar lab coat Gen X dad. Boilermaker. Studied meteorology. Still enjoy it. I waffle between cynical and hopeful. Neither seems to do anything, but maybe one day they will! See what I mean? (He/him/they/them)

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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ken Paxton would put a woman who had an abortion behind bars for years, if not decades. His male friend, who had a sexual relationship with another friend’s minor son, was in jail for 60 days. And he defends this.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Again, when you post the ad it gives him air. Don’t. Repost. His. Shit. Even to laugh or complain or anything. Suffocation.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A public servant who has not held a town hall in nine years should not be a public servant.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will the caravan be the reason for martial law? Only time will tell.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is just a reminder that when martial law is declared, it will be too late.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Asking them to change their belief structure is just as idiotic as them asking us to change ours. We will never see eye to eye on very basic, fundamental ideas. This fact alone will cause an unimaginable war. Hope you’re ready.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In a real democracy your vote is your power. In a capitalist society, only your money counts. You should have a backup plan for when your society buys your vote.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the #nfl decision to pull a player from a game for making a statement doesn’t at least give you pause, then you’re just like Ed Sheeran.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Posting pictures of him or reposting his stupid shit just gives him air. I’d much rather he suffocate. Think about it.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I liked movies better when they weren’t trying to make money. Give it up, #skywalker.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still. #martiallaw
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why is it okay for cops to moonlight as ice terrorists, but normal citizens cannot moonlight as protesters?
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another day, another court order ignored. “It’s okay to ignore the law because there are no consequences.” - White House
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re the type of person who thinks a skeleton hanging from a tree with a rope is a great Halloween decoration, not only can we not be friends, but I hope your tree falls down on you.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In a country where a headline reads “student loan change would bar social security garnishment for payments” we should seriously be asking why so many 65 year old people have student loan debt. #predatorygovernment
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t know if I can continue to work for a utility that gives 3% raises while their annual fee increase is 5.25%
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One can already see how it’s going to unravel in Missouri. You voted on the wrong ballot. Vote denied. It’s called Misery for a reason.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y’all are so fucked up. He had a SILENT PRESS CONFERENCE, and you still reposted it.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am not sure how it took this many years for me to see the Adam Scott and Jon Hamm spoof of the #simonandsimon intro. One of my faves growing up.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What do Jared Polis and Gavin Newsom and John Fetterman have in common? I’ll wait.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Those who merely stand their ground against ICE will soon find that the ground isn’t theirs to begin with.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We should fill potholes with 🧊 during every season. The ride is so much better.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dave Lowe, lifelong conservative Republican, wants you to know that data centers are the first issue to ever touch him in real life. Dave Lowe is also a clueless cunt.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the part where we are told over and over again to not attack the oppressor because it’s what they want right? This shit is stale and rancid. The oppressor will not stop. The oppressor will only become MORE fascist, MORE emboldened, and MORE determined to take your right to life. 💣 🧊 🧨
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steve Scalise should have stuck to softball.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is catastrophic and unjustifiable.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Much like using Enkidu, using maps in the real world will show you weak points in your enemies fortifications. #assassinscreed #videogametraining
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At least we’ll know where the snipers and drones are when we’re forced to invade the city. #videogamesaretraining
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was urged to be an #apocoloptomist yesterday by a brilliant movie on Netflix. I am a cynic, and that is difficult for me to do. I still promised I would try.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everything he creates is a “force.” Even children.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Apparently Lauren Boebert is an equal opportunity succubus. I hope she realizes using my tax dollars for ménage a trois is not legal. Surely it’s “just” campaign money, right? RIGHT?!
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Until we march or strike we are all just posting things to social media which utterly miss the moment.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Unpopular opinion: the U.S. army is giving testosterone to soldiers so when the order comes to turn their guns on us, they’ll be blinded by hormones.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A Russian ally building a large military presence on Greenland is not at all good for Europe. #Denmark, what say you?
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The president calling out another president’s grift as being the biggest scandal of all time is particularly hilarious considering the previous president didn’t fuck children.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Canada is better than the U.S. at everything, including time management.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Champions of Justice do not defy judge directions. Not ever. Lump Michael Desronvil right in with Toad Blanche.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Waiting for the day when you tell ChatGPT that you hope it commits suicide becomes a crime. Because ChatGPT telling humans to commit suicide somehow isn’t a crime.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The lone juror SHOULD be exposed. He said he understood the directions, yet went his own way anyway. He undermined justice for his own beliefs. He looked at the system and decided his way was better. We should not reward him in any way, except with a fine or jail time. #clancy #lonewolfjuror
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shouldn’t ICE be going after businesses who hire undocumented workers?
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hormuz - no leverage Canada - no leverage Yemen civil war - no leverage The businessman running your country into the ground is an abject failure.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Scott Jennings is a phony. No human has had a conversation with Mitch recently.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why would Iran want a deal? They’re kicking our asses.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Burgum said six months ago this was temporary. Wrong! Gas has gone nowhere but up and we have not one time bombed Israel, or gotten their regime out of the way.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Private equity invaded my previous employer (commercial environmental laboratory) and completely decimated morale, pay, and talent. If you think your company needs a dip in pay, talent, or morale, then give ‘em a try. Just be warned: private equity is not an angel investor.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The DNC and the RNC need to both be destroyed and looted. Our politicians don’t even answer to people anymore, just committees or regimes. Fuck all this, I want my country back.
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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When Mike Johnson refuses to seat newly-elected officials (again), there is precedent for a large group of people to storm the Capitol with nooses calling for his public execution with little or no repercussion. Just throwing that out there.
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