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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Having a good time with the new BALL x PIT update, but kind of disappointed this isn’t a dedicated evolution

Screenshot of BALL x PIT showing a fusion of the new Flesh ball and the Light ball, appropriately titled FLESH x LIGHT

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I cropped out the top to avoid doxxing anyone, but I finally saw an AI-generated food menu in the wild, and yeeeesh.

A menu board for an Indian food vendor at a street festival with AI pictures of the food. All of the food looks wrinkled, and the combo box listed as “Wrap/BBQ Samosa” appears to include a side of brightly colored plastic rings.

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Went to the antiques show today and folks,

Spine of a paperback titled “First Love,” by Gay Head

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Well if it’s going away, I might as well trot this picture out one last time

A screenshot of Mark Zuckerberg in the metaverse edited to look like the cover of a Wii game called “World Baby”. Rated T for Teen.

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

It would be remiss of me not to remind everyone of this similar gem

An “I voted” sticker depicting a crudely drawn werewolf tearing off its shirt mid-transformation in front of an American flag

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I hope my local pizza place realizes that they could have a decent side hustle on caps that just say “pizza”

A cartoon pizza delivery driver wearing a two-tone baseball cap that just says “pizza”

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Wife absolutely bodied me by saying I look like Katamari Socrates

Socrates as depicted in Once Upon A Katamari: a low-poly, serious-looking Greek man in a teal toga with a wrinkled forehead, receding hair, and a robust beard.

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

My toddler, who is a staunch defender of the second amendment,

A red plastic toy guitar with three strings that has a round sticker on the body. The sticker is printed with a heart shape inside of which is the text “guns save lives.”

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

“I really seriously don’t really do that much wrong things”

Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leasve

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

He is free to access any of several beds, and yet

A brown cat sleeping in an empty Amazon box

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

A restaurant called “Huh?!” where all of the menu items end in “?!,” and most of the photos of food have been replaced with people making this face, for ever

A confused, shrugging woman with furrowed brow and mouth slightly ajar

A confused, shrugging man with furrowed brow and mouth slightly ajar

A confused, shrugging man with furrowed brow and mouth slightly ajar, except he’s wearing a tablecloth as a cape for some reason

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Ah yes, certainly this Amazon-owned media outlet will provide worthwhile election coverage

An email from Prime Video with the subject line “Free live election news on “Prime Video”

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

Can you imagine biting into a donut hole and finding a goddamn *pelvis*

A picture of a plastic donut hole bucket with a cartoon donut hole wearing a skeleton costume

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 08/09/2024

This describes me too but you don’t see me making a big deal about it

A box for a doll reading “This drink & wet doll is a physically correct male.” This is also a doll based on Archie Bunker’s grandson, so I have no idea what demographic it was for

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 04/05/2024

I learn new things all the time. For example, my wife informed me the other day that this character’s name is actually “Red Alex”

A picture of Knuckles the Echidna, aka “Red Alex”

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

It’s probably no big deal that this showed up in my email first thing this morning without me having signed up for it, right

A screenshot of an email inbox. The subject line of the message is “Word of the Day: Hubris”

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

Q: You helpin’ build this shelf, little cat? A: no

A brown housecat unhelpfully sits on top of a cardboard box

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

I’ve had some bad days, but never that bad

A sticker reading “Can’t find your tip?”

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

Marvel’s Spider-Man (PS4, 2018)

A screenshot from Spider-Man showing a card with the message “Season’s greetings” alongside a black & white image of rat corpses

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

They love to eat their food out of a fresh bag, extra greasy style.

Two rat terriers on a tile floor next to an open dog food bag. One has her head partly in the bag picking out some kibble, while the other waits his turn behind her.

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Looking forward to having nightmares hosted by this little fella

An instructional diagram of a cat with a contended smile and unusually intense eyes getting its claws filed

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

Enchanted by this inflatable Bumble who appears to be farting out his own description

A listing for an inflatable lawn decoration of the Bumble from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. The description text is somehow aligned in a vertical column directly below the Bumble’s ass.

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

This stick figure getting whacked by the gate arm is so funny to me that I almost tripped rushing to take the photo

A parking garage with a warning sign in the front reading: “Caution, watch for gate arm, stay clear.” It depicts a stick figure getting hit on the head with the gate arm, with a red spiky cartoon emphasis on how injured his ass is. Truly hilarious.

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

I may not be a farmer, but these are also my greatest wishes

An ad of a farmer in a soybean field with the tagline “Better breeding/better beans.”

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