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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Having a good time with the new BALL x PIT update, but kind of disappointed this isn’t a dedicated evolution

Screenshot of BALL x PIT showing a fusion of the new Flesh ball and the Light ball, appropriately titled FLESH x LIGHT

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I cropped out the top to avoid doxxing anyone, but I finally saw an AI-generated food menu in the wild, and yeeeesh.

A menu board for an Indian food vendor at a street festival with AI pictures of the food. All of the food looks wrinkled, and the combo box listed as “Wrap/BBQ Samosa” appears to include a side of brightly colored plastic rings.

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Thought the phrase “the old fashioned oat is a far more toothsome oat” and suddenly got really exhausted with myself

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If you buy a red polo at Target, you’re immediately swarmed by a gaggle of employees shouting “one of us, one of us,” and they forcibly try to put the shirt on you

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Hey, that’s iambic pentameter

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Why settle for boring old Neapolitan ice cream when you can have my exciting new NEOPOLITAN GREENS, with the exciting tastes of: -Mint -Pistachio -Sour Apple

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

SCP about the Hatman conjuring Benadryl to show up in stores so he can manifest and gain power

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

And now with more advanced AI models, Siri can use your data to give you answers to the toughest questions. Hey Siri? ᴅᴏɪɴᴋ Am I gay? ɪ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ 36 ꜱᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴜʟᴛꜱ ꜰᴏʀ “ᴀᴍ ɪ ɢᴀʏ ᴛᴇꜱᴛ” ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴏᴡꜱɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ. ᴡᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ. Nice. 🙂

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Come on down and try my new licorice jelly donut. It’s like a burst of fresh, spicy molten tar in every bite. Available in sweet and Nightmare European Salty!

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Went to the antiques show today and folks,

Spine of a paperback titled “First Love,” by Gay Head

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I have used “nilla nummies” as a euphemism for no less than seven body parts

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

If you run an online store and you’re going to have a coupon code, one of your top choices should always be “SUMMER15.” It’s a classic for a reason #business #ecommerce

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Well if it’s going away, I might as well trot this picture out one last time

A screenshot of Mark Zuckerberg in the metaverse edited to look like the cover of a Wii game called “World Baby”. Rated T for Teen.

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re altogether ooky,

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Please, someone develop the game Las Vegas Sphere Tycoon. I need an infinite money cheat so I can optimize the most revolting and unsafe cinematic experience Sin City has to offer

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I hope my local pizza place realizes that they could have a decent side hustle on caps that just say “pizza”

A cartoon pizza delivery driver wearing a two-tone baseball cap that just says “pizza”

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Wife absolutely bodied me by saying I look like Katamari Socrates

Socrates as depicted in Once Upon A Katamari: a low-poly, serious-looking Greek man in a teal toga with a wrinkled forehead, receding hair, and a robust beard.

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

We have a ghoulish private prison industrial complex. They should be salivating at the prospect of “prosecute ICE;” it would be SO GOOD for shareholder value! Please can we get the right lobbyist on this

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Introducing my new therapeutic arcade game, EMDDR

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Pet owners since time immemorial have always loved to play that classic game, Why Are You Wet

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

A version of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge immediately gets naked once he finds out nobody can see him in the visions, and the ghosts don’t, like, say anything or stop him but they’re definitely more standoffish at that point

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I come from a multi-faith family, so I celebrate both Toyotathon and Hanukkia. I also go to my friends’ Chrysmas

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Well folks, I lost my cooking show because the world wasn’t ready to admit that “lasaña” is a more efficient way to spell it

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Going about my day, muttering “stay chuffed with your bits” to myself over and over in the most godawful accent I can muster

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Happy Hallowe’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’e’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E’E

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Pronouncing ”cool” like “co-op”

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Opening a new restaurant called “The Aviary” where you can not only get chicken nuggets, but also nuggets from any other bird I can legally sell as meat

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Thrilled to announce the grand opening of my new restaurant, Pizza Wasteland

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Aw jeez, is *this* why they’re called The Goo Goo Dolls 😟

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Thanks for clarifying, The Beatles

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

My toddler, who is a staunch defender of the second amendment,

A red plastic toy guitar with three strings that has a round sticker on the body. The sticker is printed with a heart shape inside of which is the text “guns save lives.”

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I wish everything in every store was labeled “Purchaser agrees to not tell the cops”

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Maybe we need to stop taking it for granted and check if political candidates are willing to say “Slavery should be illegal” on camera

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Do you think Elon got to be The World’s Most Divorced Guy by NOT understanding women’s emotions and motivations? Don’t answer that

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

He is free to access any of several beds, and yet

A brown cat sleeping in an empty Amazon box

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

*Led Zeppelin voice* I don’t know, but I been told We’re allowed to show ‘em nude ‘cause they ain’t got no soul

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

“It’s good for his self-esteem,” I explain to my dog about why I’m singing the cat a song about how he is a cat

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

baby error code infant error code baby software error baby registry editor baby registry editor NOT AT STORE error code lookup baby OS baby driver downloads baby driver downloads NOT MOVIE why does baby have error code 00000000xFFB00A50

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Social anxiety is just “lurk more” irl

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

A restaurant called “Huh?!” where all of the menu items end in “?!,” and most of the photos of food have been replaced with people making this face, for ever

A confused, shrugging woman with furrowed brow and mouth slightly ajar

A confused, shrugging man with furrowed brow and mouth slightly ajar

A confused, shrugging man with furrowed brow and mouth slightly ajar, except he’s wearing a tablecloth as a cape for some reason

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

We’re excited to announce that Amazon Gun is rebranding as Amazon Munitions to better represent our growing selection. We’ll ship a grenade wherever you like now

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Collin Kravis @collinkravis.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Try KFC’s new Skeleton Sandwich, a tangy combo of sweet Carolina mustard and a buncha spare bones on a deli-style roll. Order the “Bones ‘n Beaks” upgrade for only 50¢ extra

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