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Colleen 🇵🇸

@colleenmay.bsky.social
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abortion, unions, cats, Cleveland. she/her.

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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 7h
Either way thanks for the reminder! I usually do flu and COVID at the same time but my program required me to get the flu shot SO early that the new COVID ones weren’t out yet 🙄
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 9h
Moderna always knocked me on my ass but I got it last year when they didn’t have Novavax in stock…and it was fine. So who knows 😂
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 23h
Go nuts 😂 My platform also includes banning encores at shows (none of this pretend shit, just play your whole set!!), everyone has to retake their driving test and it gets more frequent as you get older, and also mandatory public education.
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When I’m president I’m criminalizing campaign texts
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh she deserves her soft life!!
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thomas @tgracchus1781.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*looking at the worst post of my life* I must not post. Reactive posting is the mind-killer. Dunking is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the Bad Take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. When the TL refreshes there shall be nothing. Only I remain.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's not about placing themselves at the top. They're already at the top. It's about putting us more firmly under control. Deskilled, devalued, hyper-surveilled, desperate. That vision of fascism won't be defeated in the next two elections. It's a long fight.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
im rooting for guardians over rays because 1. rays cowardly removed devil from their name 2. guardians bravely and wokely renamed from indians 3. world series shouldn't be played on turf
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pics of Round Flo pls?
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not just that but a STICKY biological reality.
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look, not knocking the many challenges we as millennials face but Cleveland is one of the places where it’s a hell of a lot easier to buy a house…like, I bought a house on a nonprofit entry-level salary, come on Justin stop trying to be relatable, you CAN afford it
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 11/10/2026
Truly might have become one of the all-time Streisand Effects.
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In this house we stan José!!!!
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nothing will beat being at XYZ for the Cavs championship and watching you become *a different person* running up and down Detroit lol
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m at Fillmore’s, everyone is already clapping for every out lol
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The White Sox may have His Holiness the Pope but the Guardians have the INDOMITABLE SPIRIT OF THE FINE CITY OF CLEVELAND, OHIO and we will crush them, see you in game 5
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Haven’t asked lol, I should text him, but WE LIVE ON!!
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ughhhhhh
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Garnet Henderson @garnethenderson.com · 06/10/2026
SCOOP: Nearly $9 million in federal family planning funds will go to organizations with anti-abortion ties. One org, which received almost $4.3 million, has never taken in more than $50k in a single year. Read more @autonomynews.co:
autonomynews.co
Nearly $9 Million in HHS Grants Go to Groups With Anti-Abortion Ties
Millions in family planning funds are earmarked to create training centers, including one dedicated to infertility. The recipients have links to crisis pregnancy centers, the Heritage Foundation, and ...
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screenshot from “The Hill”: Alito says he has hunched over who leaked Dobbs decisionThe cover of OJ Simpson’s book “If I Did It.”
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know the Atlantic could not give less of a crap about worker solidarity, but! Reinforcing this dichotomy between physical labor and “thinking” labor is denying that many kinds of labor involve both and also that workers all have more in common with one another than we do with the people in charge.
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Making more money is not the only reason or even a good reason to go to college. It’s also not the only motivator for choosing a job or career. My parents both have master’s degrees, and not for the oodles of cash…they were teachers. I could’ve gotten a $$$ job but I chose to work in nonprofits.
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If we were serious about getting more people into the trades, it’s not gonna be with measly Pell grants and reimbursements. You need pipelines and apprenticeships, you need people to teach them, you need UNIONS and HEALTHCARE and PENSIONS because the work will fuck up your body!
Demand has gone up while supply has gone down. The blue-collar workforce has been aging out and into retirement; the Trump administration has throttled the number of roofers and welders coming in from abroad.
Companies are begging young people to get into the trades. A design-build firm in St.
Louis is offering to pay off the loans its trainees might have taken out for community college or trade school; an industrial consortium in Rochester is offering $5,000 incentives to future carpenters, bricklayers, drywall finishers, and machine operators. The federal government is trying to get more young people into blue-collar work too, increasing financing for vocational degrees and allowing Pell Grants to cover short-term training initiatives.
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s a LOT to say about this but to make it short: 1) AI is not making thinking work obsolete. I know this because my college degree taught me how to think. 2) Does “blue collar” or “trades” work not involve thinking?
Screenshot of this dumbass article:

Yet now AI is threatening to make thinking work obsolete. The Stanford economist Erik Brynjolffson describes recent college graduates as "canaries in the coal mine." Consultancies, marketing firms, software developers, insurers, and logistics companies are rapidly deploying generative-AI systems that are doing the spreadsheet-massaging and paper-pushing that inexperienced employees used to do. For young workers in
"Al-exposed" occupations, one in five jobs has disappeared. Two in five recent graduates are working in gigs that do not actually require their degree, many in restaurants or retail stores. The Al-exposed cohort's aggregated earnings have fallen by more than 10 percent.
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The level of horseshit we’ve all come to expect from the Atlantic. And I say this as someone with a literature degree who has returned to school for nursing.
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Huxley @huxleymorgan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The anti trans play book is the anti abortion play book BECAUSE IT WORKED so no a candidate who supports "reasonable, common sense regulation" is not getting my vote, learn from your failures you dupes.
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I see Jehovah’s Witnesses EVERY TIME I come to campus so I have to wonder, are they successful in recruiting here? Or is this every university campus that isn’t a tiny village in the middle of nowhere?
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My favorite thing about learning to speak in medical terminology is that you’ll learn all these Latin terms for normal shit, but then the part of the brain that handles vomiting is just called the vomiting center. No notes!!
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hahaha ok
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My update on this is I went to urgent care, stupidly thinking they might give me drugs (I was wrong) and the provider there said “just take Tylenol and ibuprofen at the same time and it’s basically a Percocet” If that’s true then I have some news for all the people buying it on the street
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Or it wasn’t badly planned at all, they could have had a perfectly good lesbian bar but they decided to prioritize the extremely specific and unyielding desires of a small angry group of weirdos who wanted something that was not, in fact, a bar
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t know if “eugenicist” was used but you nailed the broad points A mix of concerns about “safety” and people being like “but if I can’t record the whole show how will I remember it”
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean clearly!! The most touch grass shit I’ve seen in a long time (or at least since the Phoebe Bridgers tour no phone policy discourse)
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not that the behavior described would be any more justified if the business in question was, like, a bookstore or a craft shop, but…this is an entirely optional activity, the entire point of which is to hang out with other people while you all put liquids and maybe food in your mouths
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The part I still don’t get is…it’s a bar? A place that by definition sells you beverages to consume on site? Like the entire premise of the business involves people putting liquids in their mouths? Which you can’t do with a mask on?
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Theoretically how bad do I let my jaw pain get in the 22 hours until my dentist appointment before it’s “go to the hospital and see if they’ll give me the good drugs” time Keep in mind I have student health insurance
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I mean I do have a degree in English and I got to choose a topic I find fascinating, but still, never thought I would work on a paper until 11:30 PM and find it relaxing
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nursing school is so stressful that, in the absence of time available for traditional breaks like “resting” or “TV” I am rewarding myself by working on the one research paper I’ve been assigned
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Usually when they have a Senator's body on display in the Capitol they don't have the option to vote
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Toxicologist here. If you have a working liver and kidneys then you are already “detoxing.” Supplement use is one of the leading causes of liver and kidney failure. The only thing you’re getting rid of when you fall for these predatory wellness grifts is your money.
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m morally opposed to using it myself but at this point I get why students do it. What better way to ace the assignment than to use the same tool the prof used to write and grade it?
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There were so many other parts I couldn’t fit into the post lol but at one point I told him that Obama choosing him as a running mate was indicative of deeper problems in the Democratic Party. He said he felt bad about photobombing? I was like ok but not about the drone bombing eyyyyy
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I thought I was offended by having a professor present class materials and assignments that were obviously written by genAI And then I realized she’s having it GRADE all the assignments too Why am I paying tuition for someone else to just feed prompts into ChatGPT??
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you for respecting my pronouns I mean my oddly specific Diet Coke preferences
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am on an SSRI, missed two doses this week, and took an unexpected nap this afternoon Anyway these three factors combined led to me having a dream in which I was having a sleepover at the White House where Joe Biden was hosting a music festival and told me he was in therapy
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