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Future former OBGYN physician. Not your emotional support blonde. This bio used to say, “Do not obey in advance”, but it’s now down to just “Nope.”

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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New dog. And new cat.
Fluffy brown & cream dog lying next to an orange tabby who is reaching out both front & back paws to tempt him into play. Off-white tile floor, light brown cabinet, foreground has a big red Kong
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Australian shepherd, tan & white, sunglasses on, sitting on a rig with beige & black stripes
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Walked the dog 2 miles to the ballot drop box & back.
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-inside... Best part of this article is when they reached out to the WH for comment and one of the government’s paid trolls launched into an ad hominem attack…and the reporter ended with a sort of community note about that particular flack
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
From the Yale rare books collection: This typo cost the printer his license, 1631. Missed a “not” among the Ten Commandments.
Page from a 17th century Bible, seen thru glass. Text of note is circled in yellow. In the list of the 10 commandments, the printer missed a “not” so the commandment reads, “Thou shalt commit adultery.” Smudge & scribble over the line shows where someone has tried to add a “not”.
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Behold an upside-down Noodle.
Orange tabby, on his back, one paw stretched out, looking at the camera from upside down. Lying on a tan blanket with a tapestry on the wall behind him
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Close-up; face of a man in a white uniform with orange patches. (Andy Serkis, in Andor) Text below reads THERE IS ONE WAY OUR
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This guy is also obsessed with tampons.
Orange tabby, curled up and sleeping on a tan blanket. Blue/green/yellow black tapestry in the background
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Noodle has designs on the occupied bird feeder. On the other side of the glass.
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thanks, MapQuest!
Map, Canada above, USA below. Blue body of water between, usually known as Lake Ontario. Text in the lake now reads “Lake of Damnatio Memoriae 2029”
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This cherry tomato survived a trip through the washing machine. Unscathed. On the delicates cycle (and not even in a mesh bag.)
Hand displaying a yellow oval cherry tomato
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Velociraptor testing the fences
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yes I can. So can the squirrel.
Orange tabby on a window sill, looking out at a squirrel trying to climb the screen. Background: a grill with a gray cover, a drystone wall, green shrubbery
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
alas
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Last week, on Inis Meáin. The tractor takes up the entire road (to be fair, a subcompact would have done the same.) Zoom in for the dog in the back, who had been running down the road barking at the tractor, till it stopped so he could jump in.
Yellow tractor on a gray road. Verges are grass, wildflowers, and rock walls. Silhouetted in the cab is a man, and behind him, a black & white dog
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Spent a week in the Aran islands failing to learn Irish…but there were some beautiful sunsets
Looking across the sea, through a gap in a hand-built rock wall, with the sun setting behind an island and streaks of orange and gold under the cloudsSun sets over an island, seen from a cliff with irregular rock underfoot. The reflection of the sun’s rays is seen in a calm sea, and the light reaches a clump of pink flowers springing up between rocks
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Noodle is hunting a toy and resting from his efforts. And we both wish you well.
Orange tabby on a gray sofa, intent upon a pastel-colored streamer which is harassing himOrange tabby, curled up in a white fleecy bed from which his rear legs are gradually slipping off
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This hospital has horse parking
Parking lot, stop sign, cars. Gray hospital sign with arrows. 
“EMERGENCY” in red, arrow right. 
“Parking garage”, arrow left. 
“Horse covering”, arrow right.
“Visitor lots”, straight.
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
❌👑
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Cover of a book, titled Agnes Aubert’s Mystical Cat Shelter. Many thumbnail pix of cats, Art Deco style. Author: Heather Fawcett
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
2 bicycles on a gravel spot. Pink bicycle leans against a wooden wall, its basked filled with greenery and purple flowers
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I take Noodle into the back yard but nowhere else because he’s crafty & sneaky & slips his harness. What’s your secret?
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It should be properly equipped, though, with room for enough consequences.
Wooden platform with a gallows and 3 nooses
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
When I was in fellowship, the department chair sent a young female attending to tell me I wasn’t allowed to wear sneakers at work. Anyway, here are my work shoes for tomorrow, it’s a pity he’s dead by now & can’t fume about them.
Feet are wearing colorful pink & white sneakers with a pattern of cherry blossoms. Laces are white. Hem of jeans seen above
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
View from a small Buddhist temple in Kyoto prefecture
View through a shoji screen shows a blossoming cherry tree and greenery, with a low blue mountain in the far distance. In front of the screen is a low table in dark woodCherry trees and greenery partially occlude a view of stone steps. Overhead, small, is a black bird of prey
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The ANA plane safety video stars Pokémon
Screenshot from a video: humans in a row of airplane seats, plus one Pokémon. Captioned below in Japanese.Pikachu wearing a seatbelt, sitting in a blue airport seat, sitting next to a human in a gray coat
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Osaka
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Riley & Noodle heard you’re back
Brown & white dog with blue eyes, in a bathroom, looking at camera. At his feet is an orange tabby, lying on his back, whacking him with his front paws. White tile below, white shower curtain with a line-drawn bison and raindrops.
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It’s been one year since Rudi died. I miss you, big guy.
Red & sable long-coat German shepherd sitting in a kitchen, staring intently at a piece of celery in the foreground
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
My front door this morning. Had to bust up the evergreen snow tunnel before I could shovel.
Snowy landscape: a tree whose boughs are weighted down with snow arches over a path. Visible are an outdoor light fixture poking up from the snow and an iron railing
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This little stinker snuck outside when the dog went into the back yard.
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
AITA? am in a group email about a project and someone has invited this individual to participate. This is the individual’s email signoff. Going to have to make a fuss about this. Most of the group members are not Christian, or at least not this flavor of Christian, and the project is secular .
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Society of Critical Care Medicine: statement on the murder of ICU nurse Alex Pretti.
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
And Rudi loved the snow.
Red and black German Shepherd with a long coat, standing in the snow, with snowflakes falling all around. Stone wall in the backgroundLong-coat German Shepherd with snow on his snout, sitting in a pile of snow with his tongue visible. Some outdoor furniture (chair, table) is barely visible behind him
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Riley is a speedy Aussie
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Won’t be enough to abolish ICE.
Black & white. Rows of defendants and court personnel in the courthouse at Nuremberg
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My astronaut cheese puff—seen here with his spacewalk tether—had to be named after pasta because of the number of shapes he can adopt
Orange tabby rearing up to try to grab a ribbon with his front paws.
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Just before he fell over backwards
Ginger tabby on his hind legs in a hallway, grasping for a ribbon with both front paws
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Earlobe of a 30-year old, six weeks after a laceration. Can confirm your point.
Earlobe, healing laceration shaped like a stylized mountain
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Wrapping assistant fetches ribbon as needed
Orang tabby with a red ribbon in his mouth
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Tell @kingjagers this is what my cats wear when they go out, he’ll never be man enough for them
Gold-colored armor for a cat, chased & filigreed, tasseled in red, displayed on a stand (Artist: Jeff de Boer)Steel-colored armor for a cat, overlapping plates reminiscent of dragon scales. Artist: Jeff de Boer
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Noodle helping with wreath construction
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
let me help
Orange tabby is curled up, sleeping; tail between his paws, over his eye. On a tan blanket, background is a peach-colored wall and a green & black tapestry
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Seen this ?
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Pie chart, most in blue. Title “Did this happen?” Figure legend: Blue = no, Yellow = No but in yellow
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Third-grader named the dog Nacho because she was a food thief and…What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Black dog with a gray muzzle, resting her head on a cushion
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
They had to send her home because on Halloween there’s…this
Pumpkins displayed on 2 shelves. Each has a number in cm for a hat; googly eyes; and a circle for a mouth which corresponds to the cm
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I keep misgendering the cat. #caturday
Ginger tabby, looking at the camera, in loaf position on a gray surface. In front of the cat is a toy with bright pink & teal feathers
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