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Ian@collapseaphorisms

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Thinking out loud about overshoot, doom, & the pointlessness of being

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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 15h
Oh look, the combined wealth of the world’s tech billionaires surged +$845 billion in the first 9 months of 2026, the largest increase for this period of the year on record, according to analysis by The Kobeissi Letter. #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 15h
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 15h
Personal doomer update: Tweaking shite old poems for the eve, as I am wont to do. #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Personal doomer update: Going to work on some auld poems for the eve. #NightsEnlightenedOnes #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Personal doomer update: I spent the day trying to weave the below into a serviceable poem, and truth be told I failed miserably. #OhDear #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sounds dreadful. Enjoy. I'm off early for a last dance with the dragons
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A gentle reminder: Always, always look up. #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh look... #lolz #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cheers Donhole! Waiting for the bus as we speak
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Personal doomer update: I have somewhat unwisely decided to fuck around with yet more old poems for the evening. #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Personal doomer update: Think I'm just going to fuck around with some old poems for the eve. #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drink fucking everything!!!
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I approve of jokes
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Personal doomer update: No office for this BHD today. #Whoop #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Personal doomer update: All the computer systems at work are down this morn, so I'm mainly spending my time doing a spot of cloud watching. #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still chilling watching the sun go down Evenings friend
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Personal doomer update: Spending the day dragon-watching in one of my favourite spots. #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Personal doomer update: There was a sublime sunshower in the graveyard this eve. #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Though somewhat unqualified for the task of representing Rasputin, I obviously volunteer
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Excelente. I'll bring booze
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Agreed. I also think we should use my somewhat uncanny painting of himself on the back cover instead of an actual photograph for obvious reasons
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Personal doomer update: I've found a grand spot to sit with my thoughts this morn in silent doomer rumination. #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Doomer problems... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Personal doomer update: I'm a childlike doomer at heart so needless to say I'm very fucking tempted. #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh look... #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Tbh, there are normies fucking everywhere, but I have been able to find some spots that afford a semblance of seclusion. Talk later, Piper
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Personal doomer update: It took a few hours to get here but now I can enjoy a bit of peace and fucking quiet. #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Tale my name outcha mouth!!!!!
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just you watch us!
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Personal doomer update: I have a wee throne for the eclipse and a spliff on the go, and everything's fine even though it's obviously not. #winning #collapse
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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