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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let's get this train a-chuggin' along. More Loco Motive over at twitch.tv/coll2mitts - can we solve this crime?!
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Let's get this train a-chuggin' along. | Streaming locô̲ motive.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Short beading stream where I make... something, I dunno. It's Chat 'n' Craft Sunday - come say hi! twitch.tv/coll2mitts
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coll2mitts - Twitch
I'm sort of trying, which is something. — coll2mitts streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Brad Meltzer @bradmeltzer.com · 25/08/2026
Writer. Philanthropist. Businesswoman. Kindest around. Her Imagination Library has gifted over 300 million books, and that number grows by 2 million every month! The first book she started with? The Little Engine that Could. She will forever amaze me. RIP Dolly Parton #dollyparton
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Homeownership is just a series of side quests such as "why is my basement carpet wet?" and "what is a condensate pump?" and "how to troubleshoot condensate pump problems?", "how much is a condensate pump?", "where can I buy a condensate pump?" and finally "how to replace a condensate pump?".
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Terrible/terrific news: Pineapple cider tastes fucking great with bourbon.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I've been tellin y'all for years Lestat was a motherfucker.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Irrationally annoyed my dumb garmin watch glitched and didn't sync my steps so I lost my stupid streak, but at least it chose the funny number as my made up step count for that day.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow
YouTube video by Unfiltered Lens
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/01/2026
❤️
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PushingUpRoses 🦇 @pushinguproses.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
She was the best. Thank you for playing some of the absolute craziest and eccentric characters and delighting little goth girls like me. 🖤
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I'm doing a great job writing today! I've opened up a google doc, put away laundry, cleaned out 2 closets, my dresser, 2 kitchen cabinets, washed dishes, changed my bedsheets, spent 15 minutes reconnecting my washer to the wifi, washed 2 loads of laundry, and then blankly stared at the google doc!
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Setting up for stream today and this was the last window I shared during EL2024. Boy are you guys in for a surprise tonight...
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Last night I had a dream I went on vacation, got bit by a massive spider, had the house I was staying in collapse inward and then after several terrain bending earthquakes I realized we were in a simulation controlled by a spiteful megalomanic and I would most likely die. Mentally I'm doing great 👍
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Nothing makes me cringe more than the phrase 'taking a bio break'. It's like saying, sorry, I'm not a computer, I need to pee every once and a while. Is this a general corporate thing, or something unique to software devs?
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Nothing makes me feel more attractive than mowing down a chicken salad sandwich.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
No stream tonight kids; Getting my elbow tattooed knocked me the fuck out. But thank you to my Garmin watch for showing me that while it was a high stress day getting poked in the bone with a needle, it was less stressful than if I went to work🎉
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I've yet to find a lip product I've liked more than bonne bell lip shades in berry, like... I will forever be chasing this high.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
"Looks like my efforts to get back to a normal sleep schedule are working," I muse as I impulsivley chop bell peppers at 3:30 in the morning for a little snack.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
ICE tear gassed people who were stuck in their vehicles because ICE blocked the intersection. They were not even protesters. They were just stuck there due to ICE blocking them. As the helpless car passengers watched, ICE, unprovoked, began firing gas canisters upon the cars.
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Some really (genuinely!) good news for your Tuesday: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCZj...
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I am strangely comforted by the fact an ice cream truck blasting "The Entertainer" still occasionally drives down my street.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Hoppy Easter! On this holy holiday, choose to give your little brother a break. He’s got an inferiority complex and is easily frightened. oatymcloafy.com/2025/04/20/m...
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Movie Minute: The Tale of the Bunny Picnic (1986) - Welcome to Oaty McLoafy!
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Sometimes you want to watch a low-tech vibes-based movie that serves as a backdrop for some truly fire musical performances. oatymcloafy.com/2025/03/31/1...
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#18 Once (2007) - Welcome to Oaty McLoafy!
Glen's guitar had a hole in it because it was well used. There, now you don't have to ask.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Totally agree, but somehow I managed to get startled by birds lmao www.twitch.tv/coll2mitts/c...
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
My prayer for all of us is that we can reach the level of guilelessness born of freedom that i had when i wrote the line "wanna put my tender heart in a blender" and not only did not crumple the paper and throw it in the trash but recorded it to tape
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It's finally done and 40% longer than last year's list; I'm sorry I don't know when to shut up. oatymcloafy.com/2025/02/01/m...
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Media I’m Obsessed With 2024 - Welcome to Oaty McLoafy!
YouTube and I may be going through a breakup, but I've found joy in other places.
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 29/01/2025
It is the Lunar New Year. Year of the Snake! Think of this year as a chance to shed the skin of the old you and grow into a shiny new version of yourself. Metaphorically, of course. Keep yer skin on! Please!
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Music Videos of Artists Doing Karaoke to Their Own Song @ownsongkaraoke.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
PSY ft. Snoop Dogg - "Hangover" (2014)
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
No chat 'n craft today - I need to finish my 2024 list and my hands barely work anyway because I spent 4.5 hours yesterday using a razorblade to scrape old caulk off my bathtub and shower door. How long did it take to recaulk my bathtub once it was prepped? 20 min max. Home repair is wild.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Generally I don't think I have ADHD, but every once and a while I question how my brain rabbit holes from looking up flights to Newark to reading about the Gadsden Purchase of 1854 on wikipedia.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Me: (vibing at 10am) The Mighty Mighty Bosstones: Have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to folks who have? Me: ... TMMB: Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse? Me: ... TMMB: No? Well... Me: Wait, what? TMMB: (aggressive horns) IIIIIIIIII'VE
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Crawling out from under my seasonal depression to say Merry Christmas, quit your job and start a band. oatymcloafy.com/2024/12/25/e...
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Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas (1977) - Welcome to Oaty McLoafy!
I've got a song in my heart and no amount of common sense is going to squash it.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Coheed's songs go so fucking hard that it took me like 20 years to realize 75% of their lyrics sound like Yoda's word salad.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The worst part about reading a mediocre book is resisting the constant compulsion to edit it. Like, Colleen, stop. The author doesn't want notes on how to cut down their 700 page book into 350 pages. Take the L and read something else.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I wish Hallmark movies would get on Please Don't Hate Christmas' level www.twitch.tv/videos/23250...
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Literary Pearls @literarypearls.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok? Signed, a librarian
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Turkey Day! 🦃 After shoving yourself full of food, take a moment to check out The Wiz (1978), one of the few movies in the Thanksgiving holiday canon.
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The Wiz (1978) - Welcome to Oaty McLoafy!
Ease on down, ease on down the road! Come on, ease on down, ease on down the road! Don't you carry nothing that might be a load - Come on, ease on down, ease on down the road!
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Dad (in other room): Why are you giving her my SSN?! Mom (on the phone with me): Your daughter is making you her beneficiary Dad: Oh, then that's fine. I shouldn't have cut that tree in her backyard down. Me: ...Why? Mom: It could have fell and killed you.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I'm brainstorming a way to get my "musicals are too corny" co-worker into musicals lmao. I get it - most of Hamilton is very 'English teacher trying to convince teenagers Shakespeare has bars' coded. They're into metal music and horror movies...
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"It was a strange way of killing, not by inches, but by fractions of hairbreadths, to beguile me with the spectre of a hope, through eighteen years!"
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
There's a sweet spot for movie marketing campaigns. I wanna know the movie exists, but if I get pelted with it from all angles for months, I'm waiting until it hits streaming and I'm no longer sick of hearing about it before giving it a chance.
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Colleen @coll2mitts.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Hello!
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a red starfish with a button on its head is sitting on a blue surface .
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