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Colloween 🎃

@colken.bsky.social
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You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hsaqlh4nc4…

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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The goods have arrived from @lastexittonowhere.bsky.social Lovely stuff
A charcoal t-shirt with an orange triangular badge on the left breast bearing the legend, 'MCRN CORVETTE CLASS ROCINANTE' from The Expanse and a black zipped hoodie bearing a breast logo for the Slaughtered Lamb pub from American Werewolf in London
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Rex Harrison
A photoshopped image of Jurassic Park featuring a T-Rex and Harrison Ford as Alan Grant
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ford Cortina 😏
Harrison Ford peeking out behind a curtain
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ford Focus
Harrison Ford looking through a film camera
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Always liked this mug but the absence of Hudson put me off. I assumed it was a typo but apparently not. May reconsider
A black mug featuring a list of the crew of the Sulaco from Aliens in dot matrix style, minus Pvt HudsonA description of the mug on Last Exit to Nowhere website:


single colour print on both sides of a black earthenware corporate mug. Please note: Hudson is deliberately missing from the design because this is how the computer displays the crew names in the film. As much as we love Hudson, we've kept it screen accurate on purpose. To ensure the print colour stays as vivid as possible, we do not recommend dishwashing. This mug can be used in the microwave.
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A female scientist on a background of molecular structures and DNA graphics. The text says, 'Svetlana's next job could be Safety Protocol Officer at an
Infectious Diseases Lab. RETHINK. RESKILL. RELEASE.
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This will come as no surprise to anyone who knows me
The Xenomorph from Alien
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These guys. The costumes were shit but they *terrified* 7yr old me
Jon Pertwee as Doctor Who facing off against a Sea Devil in 1972
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
STV illustrating the story with a pic that includes Baillie 🧐
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will only work if it sneeringly criticises your taste in music
Scene from movie High Fidelity featuring John Cusack, Jack Black, Todd Louiso and Tim Robbins
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meeting to unravel the mysterious knots on takeaway bags
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't pick one but all of these had a huge impact on me
Treasure by Cocteau TwinsTransformer by Lou ReedAny Warhol by The Velvet UndergroundZiggy Stardust by David Bowie
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"B teams give fringe players the chance to prove themselves" Aye, prove they're shite
Ross County leading Hearts B team 13-0 after 77 minutes
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought it may have been an offensive word in Slovenian, hence the full name. But no
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rangers supporters calling for punishment for Man City until someone mentions removing trophies #celticfc
Scene from Father Ted with the Nazi sympathising priest when Ted suggests collecting Allied memorabilia

"NO, THAT SORT OF THING WOULDN'T INTEREST ME AT ALL"
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He should be a model
Kai the tabby cat in cat loaf position on a cream fluffy cushion inside a spherical wicker cat house. He is very mysterious looking
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gizmo, hated everyone except me ❤️2005-2014
Gizmo, the cutest black and white cat ever
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ten minutes before violence and 30 seconds before violence
Two tabby cats lie beside each other on a sofa Two tabby cats staring each other down on a sofa, ready for violence
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TIL that Constantine had a post-credit scene featuring Keanu Reeves and Shia LaBeouf 🤯
Shia LaBeouf as Chas in Constantine, as an angel
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think it's funny that most normal people wouldn't be asking any of these questions but NOW THEY WILL
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saturday afternoon drinking?! This is what unemployment does to you 🍺
A deceptivr pint of cider in an Old Mout glass on a table. It is in fact Magners 🧐
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"What about footwear, I'm thinking a nice pair of brogues" 'Actually I was watching a documentary about World War II on Netflix and they had some *great* ideas'
Proposed uniform for the US Space Force which suspiciously resembles an SS uniform, complete with jackboots
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of those horrific 70s PI films about the dangers of playing in substations
A boy reaches for a frisbee stuck in an electricity pylon in a still from a public information film. He is about to die a horrible death
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hope they sell frisbees in the play area
A sign for Currie electricity substation
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Currie I am in you
The entrance to Currie library, a small brownstone building
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A cyclical spaniel
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
To the one person who voted me for most influential Bluesky account, I love you
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
LiveScore still have their 'SHOCK!' banner up even though Rangers have scored, which is quite funny
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What's the best sites to avoid so I don't accidentally stream the game tonight? #celticfc
A cheeky monkey
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Farewell party
Various bottles of wines and spirits, which we are free to finish Bottles of beers and cidersSpring rolls, gyoza, edamame and karageSushi
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Simpsons character Lyle Lanley, the monorail guy
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Once again unto the field of dreams #celticfc
An empty Celtic Park, prior to the Champions League qualifier
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trap (2024) ⭐️ What if a movie was entirely composed of exposition; heinous, unbelievable exposition? What if it also had some of the worst dialogue known to man, terrible acting and plot holes you could drive a transformed Optimus Prime through? Fucking hell. Fucks sake.
Wagner Moura as Pablo Escobar in Narcos, in a pensive mood
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh no, this is just what I didn't want to happen
Graffiti on a wall stating, 'You are now entering Loyalist Darnley'
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I refuse to give up on my dream
Actor Matt Berry, the only serious contender for James Bond
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rarely wear football tops as it restricts the pubs you can go into but saw this lovely, subtle t-shirt and will probably wear it to the game tonight #celticfc 🍀
A pale green t-shirt bearing a white number 5 over the left side breast and the words, 'Billy McNeill, Cesar, Lisbon Lion, Captain, 25 May 1967' over the right
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wee staffie before I leave work though
A rum and coke on the bar of a poshish restaurant
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Random play serving up consecutive bangers to get me in the holiday mood 🍺
Lucky Number by Lena Lovich on Deezer random playGeno by Dexys on Deezer random play
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He doesn't know it yet but this rogue is going to the vet tomorrow; he's not eating, he's sleeping a lot and is generally Not Himself. We're worried about the little shit
Jet the tabby cat standing on a hall cupboard and peering into the bathroom like Jack Nicholson in The Shining
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Used to love watching that after school, right before Newsround
A packet of roasted seaweed labelled Yaki Nori
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There are some people that care I'M a Roman Catholic and I'm a nobody
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The boys are feeling the heat
Two tabby cats lying on a rug looking knackered (the cats are also knackered)
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Customer doesn't want anything halal
An England with a firework up his arse
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Boston cone is now on the Duke of Wellington, as is fitting
The statue of the Duke of Wellington outside the Gallery of Modern Art in Glasgow. He proudly bears a double traffic cone on his head and his horse is wearing a cone marked 'Boston'
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They've repainted the LGBQT+ concourse on Wilson Street which fair pops in the sunshine
A Glasgow footpath in the Merchant City painted in LGBQT+ colours
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Colloween 🎃 @colken.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Used to be that people got tattoos as an expression of their identity and personality. Now they get them as a substitute for a personality
A number of sharp swords being pointed at an unconcerned man. He's probably slightly concerned and mostly bluffing, cos men be like that
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