Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I see the grey hairs and look at the wrinkles then notice there's no longer a sparkle in my eyes, all I can think is. They don't make mirrors like they used to. 🙄 120
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I see the price of diesel has hit the £2/litre barrier here in the UK. Thank you Donald Judas tRump you f'ing piece of useless shite, you evil, uncaring, malignant narcissist, diaper wearing, rapist, felon! 210
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Work colleague came in today, asked where he was yesterday, he said he'd been to Germany for Oktober fest, hmmm now I know Germany has a different time zone but I always thought it was an hour infront not a month 🤔 010
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So Earl Spencer, Princess Di's brother says he's not bitter 🤔 then maybe he's just skint🤔 010
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ao CNN have been denied access to the white house, actually speaks volumes about orange man baby's insecurities doesnt it! 100
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026F/F/S what are amazon UK playing at 🤔 a package that was meant to arrive yesterday, that they told me would n9w be Monday, has just been delivered 🤦♂️ 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Come to the conclusion that amazon UK just love taking the piss out of me, package that was showing out for delivery never arrived and now it's coming Monday 😡 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Woohoo my new book by @addyspectreai.bsky.social has finally arrived albeit a day late. If anyone out there has never read any of Addy's books may I take this opportunity to let you know you're missing out on a real treat. Look her up on Amazon. A. A. Spectre, you won't be disappointed 👍 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Can't believe tomorrow is th 25th anniversary of the terrorist attack on the twin towers, and just look at what is the president of the USA. A malignant narcissist, cannot think of anyone worse, bet he tries to make it all about himself, because that's what he is! Thinking of those who perished 🙏 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just started watching season 4 of Star Trek strange new world's and if theses stories are the best CBS can come up with then it's time to cancel 😞 001
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am fucking done with amazon uk. They have pissed me off with their total incompetence now for the very last time. I'm definitely cancelling my subscription now 😡 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just had an update from powergen they're now hoping to get my power back on for 4pm. Guess i won't need to get my dinner out the freezer to defrost after all 😡 100
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Another power cut, becoming a regular occurrence now 😡 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026For fox sake, how bleedin' petty and insecure do you have to be🤔 signing an executive order to rename a lake that the whole world has known as lake Ontario for millenia 🤦♂️ 010
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wishing Mr Glen Matlock a very happy birthday 🤘💪👍 010
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026So Amazon UK have done it again, ordered something yesterday for prime delivery, tracking still says arriving today, but it isn't even out for delivery yet. Why do I bother paying a yearly subscription 🤔 really shitty/poor from them! 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026How many Turkish barbers does a town with a population of around 16,000 need? In less than 1/4 of a mile there are 4, soon to be 5 in my town 🤔 jeez, bet you can't get a haircut in Turkey! 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Oh why oh why do my eyes feel like the have house bricks tied to my eyelashes 😐 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Appart from being critically ill is there anything worse or more demoralising than being at work on a Saturday evening with nothing to do and a whole 6 hours to do it in 🤔 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Now watching Flight of the Navigator for the umpteenth time. My very favourite movie of all time 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me. Yup, that's 1 more year closer to coming face to face with the reaper. 😑 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Realmente espero que España destruya a Argentina esta noche 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Currently off work and binge watching mayday: Air disasters again. Probably not the best thing to watch when you're contemplating a holiday abroad 😕 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026So England face Argentina in the semis. At least Simeone won't be getting anyone sent off 🤔😂 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Just wondering when tRump will order the military to destroy Belgium 😂😂😂 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026So, the difference between a BMW and a Porcupine is................. The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026So, the orange man-child is going to give an address at the 250th Indendence celebrations. Now then, what's betting he makes this speech all about him, and how great he is 🤮 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Is tRump actually for real, apparently he's made a claim that foxes are getting fat from eating birds killed by windmills! I mean f/f/s 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the orange man-child baby truly is off his trolley 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Fancy having to wear overalls in these temps for 10hrs straight 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Someone on another site asked the question, should Rachel Reeves resign🤔 my answer to that is an astounding NO. I want to see her humiliatingly sacked 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Sincerely wishing the Scotland national team all the best for tonight's game against Brazil. Would be fantastic to see you get through to the knockout stages 💪 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Yippee, he's finally gone, the closet, spineless Tory has finally quit. The 1st thing the next PM needs to do is sack that Rachel ( I'm in way over my head) Reeves, get rid of her immediately 💪 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Amazon deliveries are getting almost as bad now as Evri. Item was supposed to be delivered 4:15pm at the latest, it still isn't here, and according to their tracking the driver has been in his current position for over an hour, I'm not happy 😬 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Oh ffs, just started with the hiccups, I hate hiccups 😑 😡 000
Reposted by Colin DawsonSarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026URGENT PIP UPDATE! Thread 1 of 2. Read if you or someone you know is affected! Starmer says there are NO cuts to PIP. But there are 'reassessments'. So the same, you get less money. 'Reassessments' have no medical interview. It's random. And unfair! My charity has overturned 43 cases this year.. 2115
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Currently at work, with absolutely nothing to do, problem is, I got 10hrs to do it in 😒 000
Colin Dawson @colindawson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026España 4-0 England. Nevermind ladies, maybe next time. 000