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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Finally watched the first episode of Lanterns this morning and honestly I just can’t believe I get to watch good Green Lantern content in 2026.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Just walked into the Sheetz in Virginia that I worked at for a month years ago and it felt exactly like this youtu.be/1f858q7ON6Q?...

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Jennifer Lopez " I used to live here"

YouTube video by USAGSA Richard Moore

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

It’s not truly SAD and I have depression year-round but man is it nightmarish how much noticeably worse it always is during summertime.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Survived another Warped Tour this weekend and turned 35 yesterday btw.

Mirror selfie of me wearing a black “MOSH” bucket hat, a black Set Your Goals “Mutiny!” t-shirt, a pink jockstrap, and no other pants; one hand is lifting my shirt a bit to show the waistband and pouch of my jock

Mirror selfie of me wearing a black “MOSH” bucket hat, a black Set Your Goals “Mutiny!” t-shirt, a pink jockstrap, and no other pants; this time I’m doing devil horns with one hand and sorta smiling

Another mirror selfie of me in a black t-shirt and black bucket hat and pink jock. This time I’m lifting my shirt so you can see my ass in the mirror. My expression is lightly perplexed

Another mirror selfie of me in a black t-shirt and pink jock, this time with the bucket hat off and worn around my neck by its strap. I’m once again lifting my shirt so you can see my ass in the mirror. My expression is still perplexed.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

delilah play “you’re still the one” by shania twain 🖤😚 @itscoop3r.bsky.social

My boyfriend Cooper and me at Flaming Saddles Saloon, smiling at the camera

My boyfriend Cooper and me at Flaming Saddles Saloon, with Cooper smiling at the camera with his eyes closed while I kiss his cheek

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

She's also wrong on the facts. America didn't "choose developers over people," we made it illegal to build housing in the places people want to live.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

This shit is so frustrating and it’s a real epidemic here. “I know it’s a health concern at restaurants, I get it” while still, in fact, doing it is crazy! “I’m just gonna make this [rule] not apply to me” is crazy! Get over yourselves!

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Getting dinner with a friend and the bartender just asked “do you know that song that goes like ‘[mumbling in tune] dear Maria count me in’?” and I literally screamed.

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Cooper @itscoop3r.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

It was the coziest, loveliest holiday weekend with my beloved 🥰❤️ @colinclovt.bsky.social

My boyfriend Matt and myself smiling, wearing cream-colored sweaters in my family room. He’s seated and I’m behind him with my arm over his shoulder.

Matt and myself sitting next to each other in my living room. He’s wearing a red Big Timber Brewing crewneck and I’m wearing a red Mickey Mouse Christmas crewneck.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

At a brewery in VA Beach getting amped for All Time Low tonight, first town I ever saw them in like… 18 years ago.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Lay down a few hours ago after my morning on the train and immediately clonked out, just woke up unsure who or where or why I am. The power of a hotel bed

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Unfortunately today’s snow flurries and the frigid winds carried to me the siren song of Christmas movies, and I was too weak to resist. (I just watched Gremlins.)

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Shoutout to the women in front of me at Bat Boy: The Musical who turned to one another when it ended and said, “Not the happiest show, is it?” “Really quite sad.”

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/11/2025

i hope to see enterprising democrats announce their intent to retire schumer and gillibrand over the next two years.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Happy Halloween! Technically this counts as a #jocktober post. 🧛🏻‍♂️

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Everything we’ve seen and learned so far about this movie suggests they’ve really run out of steam here, and this trailer does not inspire confidence. Ah, well!

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Had such a great time at When We Were Young yesterday. Been wanting to go since year one and it didn’t disappoint. Emo never dies, live music forever.

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Jaysun Silver @jaysunsilver.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I just spoke to NYC Comptroller Brad Lander as he left police custody following his arrest at immigration court. Here’s what he said:

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Cursed to spend a chunk of every day waiting while coworkers repeatedly fumble around on Teams only to finally say with a chuckle, “Sorry, couldn’t find the mute button.”

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

My Taylor groupchats have moved into the Life of a Showgirl era.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Man on Scruff asked, “Do you know the band State Champs?” Sir do I ever.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

At MetLife Stadium. Got misty-eyed during Thursday, actually cried during Death Cab for Cutie’s set. Suspecting My Chemical Romance will induce heavy sobs. Can’t wait!

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Has had me fucked up for the last two hours. Grew up on Black Sabbath, absolutely formative shit. One of my earliest music memories is listening to Paranoid in my dad’s garage. One of the first vinyls I bought when I had my own record player was Blizzard of Ozz.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I do think my time today would be better spent at home in a jockstrap playing video games than at the office staring and Jira and Outlook and release notes

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/06/2025

the president does not actually have the power to fire a university president or a museum director, but if elites simply roll over under pressure, then effectively he does

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

“august” by Taylor Swift and “Thunder” by Boys Like Girls. Fucking hits.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

It’s been all weekend. Today included! (Ignore my sunburn.)

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Wearing a jockstrap under my outfit to both days of Warped just in case

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Pride month should mean that I never have to put pants on.

Me bent over on my couch, facing away from the camera so my ass is visible. I’m wearing a black jockstrap that frames my ass, along with black socks, a black State Champs t-shirt, a backwards cap with a jack-o-lantern on it.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

We’re reaching levels of “so fucking back” previously thought unachievable.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Seated in a movie theatre for a Final Destination movie for the first time since 2011 and I’m not saying I’m gonna shed a few tears of joy but also, like, maybe!

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Every single fandom is completely insane these days, it’s actually kind of mind-blowing. We’ve got grown adults acting like enormous entitled babies over everything from Star Wars to Severance to 9-1-1 to every pop star under the sun. Is no one embarrassed.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Like, 04:30 morning wood on a Tuesday. This is not helpful!

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

If you see this, quote your top 10 songs from your On Repeat playlist on Spotify This tracks with my mood of late, lol.

A screenshot of my Spotify “On Repeat” playlist. The following songs are visible: “The Diary of Jane - Single Version” by Breaking Benjamin; “Animal I Have Become” by Three Days Grace; “Simple and Clean - PLANITb Remix” by Hikaru Utada; “F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X.” by the Fall of Troy; “Breath” by Breaking Benjamin; “Mary” by The 4 of Us and Michael J. Brauer; “Beautiful Day” by U2; “Nothing Compares 2 U” by Sinéad O’Connor; “My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys” by Taylor Swift. Just cut off by the scroll is “Through Glass” by StoneSour. Also visible is the Now Playing dock at the bottom of the screen, where “Party Crowd” by David Lee Murphy is paused.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/03/2025

literally no one has ever cooked harder

JG ballard quote from kingdom come: “The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.”

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Being subjected to the dumbest, most fanfic-poisoned Severance takes imaginable over on the site formerly known as Twitter. Deliver me

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

True again but I am less tired so maybe today’s the day!

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Why am I always horniest at the dumbest times. Like 07:00 on a Sunday, who is this even for because it’s not me. Exhausting!

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Haven’t been to a show since early December and do feel a little stir crazy about it. Swear to god if I’m not in a pit sweating for my life stat

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Horny enough to want to post my ass on here for hump day attention, tired enough to not bother.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

The answer is Samoas and Thin Mints. But what’s crazy about Girl Scout Cookies is you’re not getting me to even touch non-homemade cookies otherwise, but I’ll eat basically any of these.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

My friends make fun of my air fryer but when we need to keep making more wings for the Super Bowl watch party suddenly everyone loves it… I see!

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Have been in a foul mood for over 24h and the only cure is curling up in bed with my boyfriend and Onyx Storm and yet he is states away and the bookstore has not yet notified me that my copy of Onyx Storm is ready for pickup. Somehow I will go on, maybe.

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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

If you see that TikTok message about Dear Leader and are still gonna use it when it comes back, I don’t know what to tell you.

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matt cawthon @colinclovt.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I think that after a week off for holiday travel you should be automatically granted another week off just for recovery

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