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Cole

@colerbear.bsky.social
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This & That & whatever I want. 🏡: Twin Cities (Texan. Roots in KC. Making MN home.) Beware: I’m naked here sometimes 🔞

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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know it’s jocktober and I promise I have worn one this month. This one. Today. It’s not in me anymore though.
Coles discarded jock. Its blue.
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Work is insanity but at least I have Carl to escape to. Started book 5 this week!
Cole (shirtless) holding a book (The Butchers Masquerade by Matt Dinniman) the cover says “all eyes on me” in all caps. It’s green.
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Doozy of a work week calls for beer and Carl.
A bottle of Indio beer sits next to a hardcover book titled The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook by Matt Dinninan
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It’s OKAY to be GAY. It is *not* okay to grab your grandmother’s underpants, wave them around over your head, and scream “I’m gonna use these as a parachute!” at the airport.
Screenshot of Lori Beth Denberg during her segment of Vital Information
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
9 pm sunny with sunnies
Cole in a selfie 🤳
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Is it a Millennial thing to get excited when you see a caboose? We just saw one on a train and got unreasonably excited.
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Started this this week and already fully obsessed. So good!
The cover of the book Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Wine Country selfie. 🍷
Cole in a bathroom mirror selfie
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Absolutely love this candid photo. Hi friends!
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Influencers will be like “check out this secret spot in the city” and it’s literally the worst absolutely not secret tourist trap in the city that locals avoid like the plague.
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Been a minute. Hi!
Cole in a selfie holding a cocktail
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Forgot how addictive this game was lol I used to play this for hours on the original PC version.
A Nintendo switch showing roller coaster tycoon classic
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I don’t acknowledge April fools. I won’t be amused. 🚫
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Loving Vinnie’s gold belt 😂
Vinnie Pasquantino of the Kansas City Royals on a TV in an awkward post hit by pitch stance, he’s wearing a bright gold belt.
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Finally Friday, finally Baseball Season. ⚾️
Cole in a selfie wearing a Kansas City Royals polo and hat
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I’m a big fan of civilization. Rule of law, public health, universities, science, all good things. Great stuff. It may not be ‘politically correct’ to say this but I’m also a fan of what civilizations have done to idiot barbarian hordes who attempted to trample on those things.
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Really fucking embarrassing for the dummies trading eyes and what few braincells they have for a better bootlicking tongue.
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Cole’s Cross-Stitch @colescrossworks.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
WIP. Promise that progress is being made! 🧶🛸
A cross stitch piece work in progress in a holding frame
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Cole’s Cross-Stitch @colescrossworks.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Maybe I’ll finish this in 2026?? 🤣 Also finally using this (don’t know the actual name of it?) device I picked up in a thrift store and rehabilitated. I think the tension would be better if I hadn’t already abused this fabric for awhile lol 🧶 #crossstitch #marsattacks
A work in progress cross stitch piece of a mars attacks poster sitting with a thread sorter and computer
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
In need of $1 Oyster HH at “For Shuck’s Sake” 🍸🦪
A still from Bob’s Burgers where the kids are sitting at a bar named for shucks sake
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
My mom text me that she heard Heated Rivalry was a “wholesome show” and I have no idea how to react (Haven’t watched it yet. But pretty sure she’s right.)
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
“I’ll be there for you. Cassian said I had to.” Loving my K2SO Lego set I got for Christmas!
Cole standing behind and looking up at a K2SO Star Wars droid Lego set. Cole is in the photo mostly for size comparison- K2SO is 16 inches tall! Cole is also shirtless.
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
🎄🚨
Cole holding a coffee mug that says “this is a full blown, four-alarm holiday emergency” - he’s shirtless
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I imagine there is a word in some Scandinavian language that conveys the feeling of warmth & comfort after a wintery day & commute. 🥰☺️🍷🎄
A living room with holiday decor. In the foreground is a human hand holding a glass of wine
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Cole’s Cross-Stitch @colescrossworks.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Gift stitch commission season.
The beginning of a cross stitch project with 4 colors of DMC
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Snow. Cocktails. Cute holiday decor. And a new look? Perfect Sunday. ❄️🎄🥃👨🏻
Cole smiling in front of a lit Christmas tree
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
You’ve probably seen a hundred others posting this but still just in awe that we got to see this from our front yard last night!
Aurora borealis (northern lights) Aurora borealis (northern lights) Aurora borealis (northern lights)
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
My pilonidal cyst flared up this weekend and now I have a 6 hour car ride that is going to be incredibly painful 😩
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Cousin Vinny @mvinny.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I’m going to hold your huevos while I say this… you’re doing great.
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Realizing I tried to take some Jocktober pics, didn’t love any of them, but now thinking they’re ok so here ya go. Happy belated Jocktober. 🎃
Cole in a jock standing sidewaysCole in a jock showing it from the backsideCole in a jock bent over forward
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Fuck this bullshit. 🤬😡🤬
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Flannel Season in full swing 🥰🍁
Cole wearing a blue and green flannel and a backpack and holding a coffee mug, he is outside with an indigo dawn sky behind him
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
In an email today I got addressed as Cola🥤🤷‍♂️
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Cole’s Cross-Stitch @colescrossworks.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
In honor of fall and Halloween coming soonish, sharing this pattern in comments! I actually dyed some Aida orange and skipped the 947 when I stitched it but either way I love it🎃🧶
A cross stitch of a jackolantern pumpkin
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
“Is there a reason why” is such a TERRIBLE start to a question. The tone is awful.
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Had the most bizarre dream last night. The aliens from the movie ‘Mars Attacks!’ came but instead of attacking we worked together to develop advanced technology. What does this mean 😆👽
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Cole’s Cross-Stitch @colescrossworks.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
One of my favorite items to find at thrift stores and estate sales. $1.50 for the pair!
A pair of embroidery hoops
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
The sunflower field was fun. 🌻
Cole sitting on a red tractor that is sitting in a sunflower field
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 20/08/2025
A milestone swing deserves a splash!
Bobby Witt Jr. swings and connects on his 100th career home run. (Photo by Jason Hanna/Kansas City Royals)Bobby Witt Jr. is splashed by ice water. (Photo by Amy Kontras/Kansas City Royals)
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 19/08/2025
Kamehame- #HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
A much needed grooming felt nice. Disregard those giant bags 💼 👀🙈
Cole in a shirtless mirror selfie, bald and mustached as usual
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
One thing to know about me, do NOT try to high-five me - it WILL be awkward. 😬
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
If ya wanna go follow my crafty account 🥹
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Time for another WIP! 🛸🧶
A cross stitch work in progress. The writing “Mars Attacks!” Scrawls across the bottom.
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Midwesterners will add green pepper to anything and I find it offensive. 🫑
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
When the Hubby’s aunt passed away last year we found this packed away in a drawer, circa 1991. Get it, Jean!
A “Working Girls Doodle Book (Volume2)” doodle your dream a different man every page. A naked man with a jacket over his shoulder and a blank spot where his penis would be stands next to the words.
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
No idea how I missed this Burger of the Day in my many rewatches!
A scene in Bob’s Burgers with the burger of the day board reading “Cole came, Cole slaw, Cole conquered burger” $5.95 is the price underneath
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Sir Trappist von Wigglebutt
a sleepy beagle on a leg
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Cole @colerbear.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
A reminder. Lucky 🦆
Cole taking a selfie wearing a yellow hat that says lucky and a picture of a duck
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Bimbo Baggins @billybluw.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Thinking bout him today. Giving tattoos tattoos is a fav of mine.
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