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Methodologically Promiscuous

@colemanvibritannia.bsky.social
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Late 30s Kinsey 6 in the US capital (DC). Significant 🦦 to the best 🐻👬🏻. Prefer the lower bunk. ⬇️🍑 Car guy, gamer, audiophile. Very NSFW. Must be 18+ to ride this ride. If you know me offline, move along, go away, nothing to see. 🙅🏻‍♂️ Unless you want to. 😶

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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“It’s not the loads we take, but the friends we make along the way.”
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate to complain, but there’s a lot I could complain about right now. I need good news and good things to happen today.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A fantabulous evening with Jane Don’t, our favorite and, let’s be honest, the best queen from Drag Race season 18. She was hilarious, brilliant, gorgeous, and lovely speaking to us for photos at the end. We love you, Jane.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My car insurance policy just renewed and will be going down almost $40/month. Adulting win!
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love dating someone who owns a convertible.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Selfies from this weekend when my queer car enthusiast club did its annual fall event and scenic drive at our usual queer campground in the Poconos. I love these new sunglasses.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
QTP with your current video game rotation 🔁 Currently playing mostly Final Fantast VII and Hitman, but chipping away at Tears of the Kingdom and Resident Evil 1. Alien: Isolation because I’ve played it so many times on Nightmare mode, it’s almost comforting.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quote post this with a picture of you covered in cum or we’re not friends 💦😈
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Second threesome as a couple was an epic success. 👍🏻 This time was with a fairly new friend if mine/ours with the most gorgeous 10.5”-11” uncut cock I have ever seen or taken (who I mentioned in a post last week). Boyfriend and I couldn’t get enough of him and our friend couldn’t get enough of us.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.my9albums.com
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Sighmon @sighmonsayss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
top the top you want to see in the world
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
September 29, 2016, on my 27th birthday when I was still living in Boston. I turn 37 tomorrow. Feels like several lifetimes have flown by.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bears, cubs, muscle otters, and beefy guys who are attracted to my skinny otter ass make me melt. 🙃🫠🥵
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right before getting a haircut and my gay powers regenerated.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Search your camera roll for “hell”. I’ve spent a lot of time in Hell’s Kitchen in NYC over the years so there are plenty of pictures.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fulfilling my plus one duties. The only sober person at an Oktoberfest party where everyone but me is a DC-area lawyer and works together. Someone also stole and drank all of my non-alcoholic cocktails (wtf). I am owed a strong ass edible and dick.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Speaking of signature gifs/memes… what would y’all say yours is?
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Beyonce's Radiant Smile and Blink
ALT: Beyonce's Radiant Smile and Blink
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Early birthday gift from my better half. You can eat the man out of Memphis but you can’t eat Memphis out of the man.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had a call today with my former HRBP at my old company of several years that I left earlier this year to take the job I just lost. She said a few colleagues and former stakeholders of mine want to interview me for spots on their teams. I loved my old company and would go back for the right offer. 🤞🏻
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Selfie from The Little Gay Pub last week that I forgot to post.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But can top in case of emergency.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’re snug as hell, but I like these new plain Bike jocks.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just took one of the biggest cocks (at least 10.5” or 11”) and loads I’ve ever taken in my life. This little slut is happy.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My grandma is an extraordinarily liberal, feminist, and loving woman for being otherwise Southern Baptist and living in rural Georgia, but she still has her moments. She’s now on a hate kick towards Chris Gallant for his BSDM/leather photos. My darling Nina, your grandbaby has got news for you. 👀🙊
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I may be mostly a bottom but I’ll be damned if I turn down an opportunity to blast my load and lick it up off a top’s ass. 💦🍑
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Throwback to visiting San Francisco earlier this year. Such a perfect day.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My trip to NYC this past weekend was hell on wheels but dancing and fucking at The Eagle was the best part. Take me back to just that. 🥵
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Bevis and Butthead will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Bevis And Butthead Rocking Out
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Home in DC. We managed to do everything we wanted and had fun, but there were so many crises and crises averted: MTA delays, swamp ass weather, a lost wallet fiasco (which was found), and a lot of little annoying shit that put us both in salty moods most of the trip.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This has been the worst, most stressful and unenjoyable time in the city I’ve ever had in my life. Long story, but a pretty miserable trip overall. Just need to get through the next 24 hours and I’ll be home tomorrow night.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BF and I will be in NYC this Friday-Sunday. Staying with friends in Astoria, seeing museums during the day, shows at night, then nightlife and shenanigans later. If you see us, say hi. 👋🏻
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
10 Female Characters to get to know me! 1) Number Six, Battlestar Galactica 2) Seven of Nine, Star Trek: Voyager 3) Sgt. Claire Farron (Lightning), Final Fantasy XIII 4) Faye Valentine, Cowboy Bebop 5) Julia Sugarbaker, Designing Women
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Having worked in both, I go out of my way to treat customer service and retail employees with dignity and respect. However, if you as a worker are rude and unpleasant to me as a customer for no reason, I will change my tone fast and verbally eviscerate you loudly and publicly in front of your boss.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
To the decrepit creep who added me on Instagram and promptly messaged me with “Hey fag boy”, be very thankful you did not say that to me in person because it would not end well for you. Never call a random man that word without expecting your ass kicked.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Flashback Friday: 18-year-old me. I’ll be 37 at the end of this month.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every year, I get a copy of Ben Cohen’s calendar (BF got me 2026’s 🥰). This is the picture for my birthday month this year. 🥵
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Feeling gay. Might suck a dick later.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Had a meeting with my boss today. After getting berated for twenty minutes about how I am not working out as a fit, I was given a choice: be put on 45 day performance improvement plan with a heavier workload, broader expectations, and increased oversight, or accept a severance package and GTFO.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Meeting boyfriend’s parents for the first time this weekend. They’re stiff, stuffy, not that close as a family, and not very warm New Yorkers from Westchester County. I’m from the south and a big, close, doting, and hospitable family. This will be interesting. But I’m actually looking forward to it.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Verify your age. Baby of the late 80s, child of the 90s.
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PBS 1989 Logo Animation
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This too. He keeps it on the bed now and snuggles with it when I’m not there.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Was reminded of this today. 🦦😂
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you see this, you’re legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character. “I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.”
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Jango Fett Star Wars Bounty Hunter
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Survived it. It was a beautiful service.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Update: They want me to speak first. At least 100 people will be there. This will be hard, but again, honored to do it.
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Repost w/ favorite road photos All mine. 😎
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My man and I celebrated one year since our first date on Monday (the 10th). Life is so much grander with him. I love you, babe. ❤️
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Methodologically Promiscuous @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Was asked by my late gay elder friend’s family to speak at his funeral later this month. I’m honored and was already thinking about doing it anyway. I can’t say nothing. Just need to prepare extensively and maybe practice not losing my composure.
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