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Colectable

@colectable.bsky.social
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LSU-Saints-Pelicans-USMNT-Man city-Nashville Soccer Club Lover of all things pop culture, audiobook enjoyer, wedding dancer extraordinaire. Husband, father, dog dad Graduate of LSU and UL-Lafayette

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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at this glorious promotion for homecoming weekend
Umass homecoming weekend promotion including a hockey game-football game-hockey game combo, parking passes, and a umass flannel for $99
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you do end up in Quebec, make sure you go to the aquarium and see the polar bears, they’re a showstopper.
My son, mouth agape, pointing to a polar bear at the Quebec aquarium
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Had to hit the gas for the last set at the gym 😤
Gasoline by Halsey
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone in Tiger Stadium after the wackiest offseason in school history.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Josh Sargent hat trick?!
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Time for the two jabronis to hit the LinkedIn portal #GeauxTigers
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Paradoxically, B.o.B sounds dated
B.o.B looking very 2010
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Reading this post as a New Orleans pelicans’ fan.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The look on my son’s face when the smoke flares went off after Nashville goals vs San Luis. We had season tickets in these seats 4 years ago, priceless experience
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Well I wanted this to happen, but not to my team’s biggest rival smh. If this happens, you owe me @robusry.bsky.social 🤣
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
And this is the type of offseason grade we’re getting before whatever disastrous move they use to offload Hawk. Sweet!
ESPN gave the pelicans a D for their offseason moves, or lack thereof.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Forgive the AI slop, but taking my 3 year old to this on Sunday. There’s a pool, splash pad, and playground there too, should be a hoot.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He didn’t even know what a red card was lmao. Chode
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Is that excerpt from this book? I swear it was in there
Libby picture of the audiobook of “The long game” by Leander alphabet
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This sport
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Stadium pulse from ncaa 2026 cranked to the max
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
From @benwright.bsky.social
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
And weah talking about his roots, the diaspora, etc on Pablo Torre today
Picture of the podcast Pablo torre finds out with guest Tim Weah
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Feels like it’s more likely to be this.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A young, offensive USMNT prospect making a teenage debut for Dortmund?
Ah shit, here we go again
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Emergency BJ Callaghan activated!
A picture of BJ Callaghan saying “I’m not the step coach, I’m the coach that stepped up.”
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Had a great time in Quebec City, my kid saw a frickin polar bear
My son, held by my wife, having his mind utterly blown by seeing a live polar bear at the Quebec Zoo
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Should be one of JB’s top bullet points for retaining his job. Should present it like this:
Will smith show off meme
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Same energy
What da hell is a polar bear doin in Arlington Texas
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Good, that’s the world you’re living in
A scene from “a knight of the seven kingdoms.”

Top half has Egg saying “I think I could be quite happy in a place like this”

Bottom half has Dunk saying “You’re in a place like this.”
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
🎶 MLS AFTER DARKKKKKKKKKKKK 🎶
Yodel cat
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This is happening near me, might have to run 2004 back.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Release me from this prison (western Massachusetts)
10 day forecast for Greenfield, MA. No highs above 33 degrees, lows into the negatives.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Also, look at you mentioning ghosts when she’s in…ghosts!
Odessa A’zion in ghosts
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Shitty Louisiana republican senator is saying this, apparently there is a line for some of them.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
@heathercampbell.bsky.social truly your kind of mayor
Picture showing Zohran Mamdani saying he will make every New Yorker watch mobile suit gundam UC in chronological order.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The team was playing well but massively underachieving! Without him even getting players that he hand selected!
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This too
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I may have had some liquid help
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This was yesterday. He had swift, london, and falcons D. I had Puka I thought him starting the falcons defense was a massive blessing lmao.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
They jump high enough to knock birds out of the air! No thanks!
A Caracal cat knocking a got damn stork or some shit out of the air.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Can’t speak much to Rosalia’s music but her Coke flavor was kind of fire
Rosalia’s Coke flavor collaboration can, half pink half white
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UqtPfJ/ Even better that people don’t understand what it is
“Why is no one talking about how we have to  wear a fedora in Pokémon legends ZA”

Above a picture of the starting outfit in pokemon legends za, with a trilby hat.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Late to the party, but it must be the year of the much maligned trilby hat. In the new pokemon game, you start with your character being “gifted” a trilby hat and it has been universally reviled by players. Game is set in France and it’s supposed to be fashion forward, people HATE the hat.
Pokemon legends za starting outfit with trilby hat.
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
If this ain’t the truth 🤣
Bird box eyes held open scene
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Lived in Nashville for a few years and reached out to 3 friends about the election, two aren’t in TN-7 smh
Massively gerrymandered Nashville
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Especially when the star did a trump dance celebration.
Pulisic doing the trump dance after scoring against Jamaica
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
And the pacers’ 2026 pick! One phone for each lottery pick we sent to the moon
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Aside from Fears being fun, it’s hard to say their tenure could have gotten off to a worse start. The TWO traded picks that led to Derik Queen are both almost certainly high lotto picks.
Picture laying out the pelicans path to acquire Derik Queen
1) traded 2026 Ind 1st > pick no. 23
2) traded pick 23 & UNPROTECTED first (most favorable of MIL/NOP) > Derik Queen (Pick 13)
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Fingers crossed people are saying similar things at the end of LSU-Bama
A fake tv Christian saying “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The pelicans mind cannot comprehend @intheno.bsky.social
“Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Someone buy the pelicans and move them so I can get off this ride
Expected wins for the worst nba teams

It is 7.4 for the pelicans
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Colectable @colectable.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Goal in under a minute lmao #USWNT #Again
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