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Cole17

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Stuck on the wrong train, but it’s paying the bills… Mid 40s, she/her, Scottish. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Book lover, pro science, anti bigotry, travel enthusiast and crap-but-I-enjoy-it gardener. Massive remoaner 🇪🇺, and aging Pokémon nerd.

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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I’d cheerfully go broke buying Elaidas striped dress, or Lanfears black & white number, and just about every outfit Leanne, Moiraine and Liandrin appeared in.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
YES, Thank You! Amazon really arsed it up by not selling any WoT merchandise (or really promoting the show at all, come to that). I’d have LOVED an auction for show props and would likely have spent a not-very-sensible amount of money on WoT themed stuff.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Yeah wouldn’t it just! I actually quite enjoy RoP, but WoT was definitely the better of the two.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
May his knob shaped rocket explode, absolute arsehole that he is.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
And mine. That show was the one and only reason I was paying any money to arse face Bezos, so he can piss right off after this. I’m SO mad right now.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I mean Bezos could have had his GoT, it was a GOOD show and was gaining momentum and popularity, but he didn’t want to spend money marketing it, so here we all are. Arse face that he is…
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Done, in disgust, as soon as I read about WoT being cancelled. Zero reason to give that arsehole one penny of my money now. 😡
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
OMG what the hell is their PROBLEM?! The latest series was superb, and did really well both in reviews and viewing figures. Away to cancel Prime video, again. 🤬
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Much as I love the books, the show has been better at depicting complex, interesting characters. (Pretty much all of them tbh but Liandrin stands out most for me). Siuan storyline is better in the show, and the series has cut some of the sillier book romances out, thankfully!
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I’m another fan of Moiraines hat, and I feel like the good milliners of the world need to start selling it, somewhere. It’s a good sunhat!
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
To find out the perspective of people whose lives are very different from your own: the world would be very dull if everybody thought and did the same things. Not everybody is able to travel, but this is something most people can do quite easily.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I love the books as well as the show but much prefer TV Liandrin to book Liandrin. TV version is a much more complicated and interesting character, and her backstory being shown really adds a lot.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Oh dear lord how much would I love a glossy printed copy of ‘Elaidas Look book’ of all her costumes and hairstyles 😍 Shoreh is a superb casting choice, she’s absolutely perfect.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I think the photos in the news of the herd of police lined up outside a Tesla showroom recently sums up very concisely just how close to home she was with that! Maybe not implemented irl the exact way she has written, but ‘pay to play’ definitely operating on some levels there.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
She’s absolutely brilliant. Completely steals the show every scene she’s in. 😍
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Putting the books down for a bit to watch #WheelofTime S3. #WotSkies. Can’t decide what I love most about these 3 eps: Morgase is a right Royal bitch ❤️ Elaida, rightest royal-est bitch, is EPIC ❤️❤️❤️ The pretty-boys-Trakand, and their screaming fangirls, lol. (Gawyn even LOOKS like a posh twat 🤣)
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
1) Alanna squaring up to the Liandrin crew 2) Egwenes embroidered bolero - ME WANT! 3) Snakes and Foxes game 4) Mat showing off with his portrait. (I’ll probably come up with a whole other list when I watch it again - there was SO much going on there).
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
#WoTShowSpoilers Fan Event well worth staying up late & being knackered at work today! 🤩 The costumes / sets.. The Mega-Aes Sedai-showdown And we’ve still got Elaida to look forward to! Really nice touch having Rafe and Madeleine pop up in the live chat. (Show Egwene > Book Egwene yet again! 😂)
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Light Sabre duel between Master Yoda and Count Dooku. I mean we all knew Yoda had it in him, but it was such fun to actually see him roll his sleeves up and fight a bad guy.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Read both books a few months ago, god they are terrifying. Brilliant, but terrifying.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
On to first read of #KnifeofDreams, this is better! #WheelofTime #WoTBookSpoilers Can’t say I had “Cheering like a lunatic for Galad, of all people” on my bingo card but… Good for you Galad, YOU GO Galad! That man was a scumbag and a half. 😤 (Not a fan of real OR fictional religious fanatics).
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Gemma Clark 🧿🕯️ @gemmaclark.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Morning ☕️ I can’t believe my petition is now less than 1000 signatures away from a government debate. I’ve been doing this with no evangelical 💰 media or Twitter. Please share and help get this over the line. Protect us from MAGA fascism petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
Screenshot of my decriminalise abortion petition at 99, 056
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Overall, not my favourite of the books - too much politicking both in Team Camelyn and Team rebel Aes Sedai. On the other hand: “Birgitte Trahelion is a silly bint” -genuine LOL. Definitely dying to read the next one to find out WTF Tuon is actually up to though.. I still quite like Eaganin.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Finished first read of #CrossroadsofTwilight. #WotBookSpoilers #WotSkies #WheelofTime Me on the edge of my seat shouting “Bollocks to your 2 rivers morals, she’s a villain SHOOT HER!!!” WOOP WOOP WOOP FUCK YEAH!! *Throws book in the air with joy.. That’s one horrid evil bitch in the ground 🎉🥳🍾
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Oh god, I’m onto Crossroads of Twilight now and I have to say all this Camelyn-politicking is…not my favourite! I have wanted to rattle the youngsters from time to time, but I took that as deliberate and part of the fun. You’ll hear me shout if that tramp Renna gets a redemption arc!!
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I think it’s part of its charm. They start out as teenage kids, who have to help save the world, and despite being good hearted people doing their best, they still need guidance from time to time. Kind of a running WoT theme that “massively OP doesn’t automatically equal wisdom/leadership skills”
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
It’s like when my friend and I rewatched the Fresh Prince a couple of years ago, and realised we were old gits now because we kept taking Uncle Phil’s side 😂 I do actually like that the youngins are flawed and often a bit daft - it’s the realistic side of the whole thing.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I bloody love Cadsuane. She just appears out of retirement like “RIGHT. You bloody children are making a horses arse of this. You need a proper grown up to sort you all out”. If I’d read it first as a teenager/20 something I might have felt different but as an adult reading it I’m like: well…yes!
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Oh GOD!! Loool. Well whatever happens I’m excited to get to it. Whether it have me chucking my kindle in the sea in outrage, or cheering like when Joffrey got his comeuppance in GoT!
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
#WheelofTimeSpoilers #WotSkies #Winter’sHeart first read through: Puke, nearly forgot that wicked wee bizzom Renna is still alive. I hope she runs into our latest human-nuke, and sul’dam hater extraordinaire. Mat, put that girl back where she came from or SO HELP ME! Cadsuane is still Epic. 🤩
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Za Lord of the Rings of Fires of Heaven @angeloleary.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Here are the visuals to illustrate the parallels I found between shots in the #WheelofTime S3 trailer and artworks from Western Art History. These connections struck me because of my art background, but may or may not be on purpose. Classic art like these live in our collective knowledge. #WoTSkies
An image displaying the visual connection between a shot from the S3 trailer and an artwork from western Art History.  

Above is Moraine as Amyrlin cradling dying or dead Rand who has an injury in his side. Below is a Pieta from Spain. Pietas are Christian artworks displaying Mary the mother, cradling the body of her son Jesus. 

This shot is obviously on purpose. The Mother is cradling to dead saviour.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
#WheelofTime first read through. Halfway through #WintersHeart: Logan actually not looking like such a bad guy right now. Taim on the other hand, looking like a pure menace. The Rand-love-octagon?.. Aye so I’m with Nynaeve on this one. It IS ludicrous for all but Aviendha. Boot up arse needed!
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Kind of with you on this one, but mainly because much as I love WoT, I just cannot buy the whole Rand-love-…octagon…thing part of the story. Magical superpowers and monsters are honestly more believable.
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ℬℯ𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝒾𝓈ℯ 🎈 @crimsonjacklives.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
A lot to unpack in the trailer but long story short, it was amazing. Super pumped. #WoTSkies #TheWheelOfTime youtu.be/qk0D4OV95bQ?...
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The Wheel of Time Season 3 - Official Trailer | Prime Video
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Thanks so much for posting this! I only got started on WoT fairly recently. This will keep me occupied for even longer than I thought! 😃
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I’ve only read books 1-7, but probably will be Semirhage. Sounds like she’s just going to be all like “I’m evil AF and I’m going to OWN it”. I do like Graendal though.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
#WheelofTime first #CownofSwords read though. (Spoiler) My favourite plot twist so far: Big, bad, terrifying boss-bitch Elaida knitting when she’s stressed out. I love that. I do actually feel sorry for poor old Mat in this one though - that Queen Tylin is a sex-pest and a half!
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Shillmarils! 😂
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a picture of a woman behind a wooden fence with the caption if we did n't do everything we weren 't
Alt: a picture of Nori from The Rings of Power, a young harfoot woman with leaves in her hair, behind a wooden fence with the caption if we didn't do everything we weren 't supposed to do we’d hardly do anything at all”
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Id either have done pretty well, or been out on my ear in record time, depending on who was in charge. If I actually respected them : do well. If I didn’t, but had to obey them anyway, arsehole streak a mile wide comes out and I’m out on my ear. No middle ground whatsoever. 😂
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
First #WheelofTime read through and that’s me in the middle of #ACrownofSwords. Holy shit, Cadsuane is a BIG noise isn’t she? This feels like the General-Leia-Organa-of-WOT-universe dragging herself out of retirement to dish out an arse kicking. Still not sure whose, but excited to find out..🤩
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I hope the good people of Etsy are getting to work making those bead veils cause I want one!
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Oh god.. OH GOD!! 😍 It’s as cool as they say it is: I made it to the famous bookshop in Buenos Aires. YOU CAN SIT AND READ YOUR BOOK IN THE OPERA BOXES!! 💙📚 Unfortunately I can’t read Spanish properly, so back to my kindle, and #WheelofTime book #7 I go.
El Ateneo Book shop in Buenos Aires. A classic theatre with ornate decor converted into a book shop. The stage contains a cafe, and the seating area is full of bookshelves. The upper floors also contain bookshelves, and the private boxes are in use as reading/seating areas. View up into a circular triple height space in el Ateneo book store. Previously the entrance hall of a theatre. 
Upper floors have bookshelves, ground floor is the street entrance surrounded by columns. The upper floors have ornate wrought iron balustrades.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Jeez oh that’s scary stuff! 😬
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
#WheelofTime first read through: finished Lord of Chaos. Ok, EVERYBODY needs a foot up the arse, not just Egwene! *Nynaeve actually does give Mat a proper boot up the arse. 😂 10/10, out-fucking-standing. That’s what I’m talking about. Now do everybody else. And somebody kill that Sevanna FFS..
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Hope everybody is OK, it sounds like it got pretty horrendous. My parents said there are roofs blown off buildings and all sorts back home. Stay safe!
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I would like somebody to explain to me, because I CANNOT get my head around it, how the FUCK the Mail was still allowed to exist and operate after their behaviour in the 1930’s. And why anybody still buys /reads it after that.
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I think she’ll find the school fees are a good bit higher there!
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It’s perfect, with his little woodland creatures too. Gift rock type from his best friend is a nice touch, you thought of everything here!
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Cole17 @cole17.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Adorable! (Friendship evolution definitely seems like a real Elrond thing). 😃❤️
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