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Cola

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A rare type of extinct bird.

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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Evil Randy Newman voice: “You’ve got an enemy…”
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Gonna party like it’s 1805.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I’m not a big Lars Van Trier fan but I love Melancholia, it’s an incredible movie that captures depression perfectly (and may leave the viewer in that state themselves).
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
This song is on the Until the End of the World (1991) soundtrack, which is one of the greatest movie soundtracks of all time.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It’s too bad her parents didn’t name her Olivia instead of Diana. Maybe if she was called Princess Liv then things would’ve turned out differently. Makes you think.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Ian Miller is one of the all time greats of fantasy art and early magic, and I was super happy to see him return with cards like Damnation.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Keen Jelly
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It was only after referring to one of our misbehaving cats as “that felonious feline” that I realized I basically talk like the villain in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Fight Club was ahead of its time in a lot of ways, but chief among them was wanting to beat the shit out of Jared Leto.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
It’s kinda funny that the guy who wrote the Spider-Man musical was Bono and not Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
Dare to dream of a world where all horsemen can be headless.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Oh-oh, here she comes Watch out, boy, she'll warm you up Oh-oh, here she comes She's a space-heater
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
That’s cinema, baby.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Dr. Kynes: Your suit is fitted dessert fashion. Who told you how to do that?
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Dunston Checks Out
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Richard Attenborough made Gandhi, but he also made all those dinosaurs and people died, so a mixed bag really.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
A single tree, bereft of leaves, stands alone atop a frozen hill. The sun cannot shine through the gray clouds of the March sky. It is noon, but there is little light, and no warmth at all. Anyway, that’s the best way I can describe how Diet Coke tastes.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Serial killers should all have to follow the John Wayne Gacy format and choose a movie star for their first name and change their last name to Gacy. Chris Evans Gacy, Tom Cruise Gacy, Meryl Streep Gacy, Etc. This would also have the upside of making it easier to identify them.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
The GOVERNMENT doesn’t want us to know that M&M’s stand for MOTH MAN’s and there’s a reason for that.
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Katelyn (#1 Elaine May Fan) @mrbnatural10.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Last year, for fun, I audited a film as literature class at the community college where I work. The week we were going to watch Fargo, at the beginning of class, a student asked our instructor what the difference was between noir and neo-noir and the instructor replied “Well, neo-noirs are in color”
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Perfect triple feature/dream blunt rotation:
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
“They call it the long goodbye, Jerry.” “And it happens every day?” “Every day!”
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
All Cats Are Babadook
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
I wish people would stop referring to The Joker as the “clown prince of crime”.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Soup is good if you want some food that’s wet.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Every advertisement should be required by law to follow the example of Fixadent in the 90’s and prominently and conclusively demonstrate how well their product enables the elderly to eat corn.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
There are only two characters in the whole movie and they don’t speak the same language so there’s basically no dialogue for the entire film. The writer/directors also wrote The Quiet Place so I’m starting to think they are just making up plot contrivances so they don’t have to write any dialogue.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Being an adult is realizing that in many ways the Fire Marshall is a lot like Jesus: they are both incapable of stopping you from putting magnesium in your microwave to see what happens.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
I saw some cool black boots and went over to pick them up, but no matter how close I tried to get there was always an infinitely smaller division of space between us and I couldn’t reach them. I guess that’s because they were Zeno’s pair of Docs.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
When I was a small child my dad would always say “bedtime for Bonzo” when I was supposed to go to sleep and it wasn’t until I was a teenager that I found out that Bonzo was a fucking monkey.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
Does anyone else wonder if these little guys are ever going to come back in style
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
I have a distinct lack of enchanted daggers of any kind.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
A shocking number of people are unaware of the ampullae of lorenzini.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 02/09/2023
come over, I’ve got Yentl 64 and my mom said we could order Pizza Hut
Yentl 64, even better than Goldeneye
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Watching Michael Mann’s Manhunter (1986) and Anthony Mann’s The Man From Laramie (1955) in a double feature for the ultimate Mann/Mann Man/Man movie experience.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
EDH Players reskeet your commanders. The Great Work continues.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Heres Elliot Gould, for free.
Goddamn Elliot Gould with a goddamn picky cat that wants some fuckin Courry brand cat food at 3 am.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
A lot more places used to look like the beginning of Logan’s Run and now all the shopping malls look like the end of Logan’s Run.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Got to be nice and sweaty to slip and slide into dream land.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Can finally confirm after watching tonight that this yard sign is correct.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
My friend Helo is terrified that Bobby Duvall is going to rappel from his helicopter through our skylight and tell him things he likes the smell of.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
James Cameron’s pitch for a sequel to the academy award winning movie was simply writing “The Piano$”.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Fucking Jupiter has a lot of nerve.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Rewatched Yojimbo and Sanjuro this weekend and Toshiro Mifune may be the coolest motherfucker to ever be captured on film.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Behold a raptor.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Usul has called a big one!
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Nobody wants to hear this, but Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) is the best of the original cast Trek movies and yes I am including Wrath of Khan in this consideration.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
That’s me.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
I still miss my friend Jet. He was a weird guy, but he was doing his best.
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Cola @colalich.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
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