Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 13hSo my HOA just arbitrarily increased the fee by 20% starting in January, citing "increased costs of operation." And they wonder why people hate HOAs. Aw, did your costs go up? SO DID ALL OF MINE BUT NOT MY INCOME, YOU FUCKS. 020
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 19hHave you seen Cleo Abram's Huge If True episode about the IceCube? Fascinating look at the tech involved. 000
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 21hA wise man once said, "WE ALL DEAD, FUCK IT" -Killer Mike 020
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 23h"He wasn't serious, he was just joking," they say about a person with zero discernible sense of humour. 120
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*wakes up* *girds loins* *checks news* ...static.klipy.comBourdieu Jesus Fucking Christ FacepalmAlt: Bourdieu Jesus Fucking Christ Facepalm 130
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Dance like nobody's watching (you in a double-entry glory hole)" 010
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Dead but still hostile" is everything I needed to hear (OK, read) today. 050
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The thing is, it's entirely plausible and 100% in character for him. 040
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Kinda sus that a health insurance company shows its employees how valued they are with pizza, donuts, and ice cream instead of, say, an onsite gym. 031
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comLoki: Yes, Very Sad MomentALT: Loki: Yes, Very Sad Moment 020
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey now, that's an unfair comparison. Worms are actually helpful and beneficial. 1700
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Call it a hunch, call it hyperbole, but I believe anyone who comes for Jack is gonna unleash his inner John Wick. 110
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This guy needs to be our President. IDGAF about the "natural born citizen" rule. Rules can be changed (if not outright ignored, like the current shitbag). 110
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What the absolute fuck is this Why the absolute fuck is he still above ground and consuming oxygen 040
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It has a built-in heater and massager. 15/10 would recommend. 010
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026But one security guard made it out before the gates locked shut, so it's fine. 010
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Sorry, we can't let you vote in person due to social distancing rules." "Fine, we'll just vote by mail then." "No, we can't do that either because... uh... we don't have poll workers anymore due to the plague." 110
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I still remember back in 1.0 when everyone was utterly convinced that SCOTUS and Congress would never cede an iota of their power to that asshole. 040
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And the current heckin wimdy conditions just make it that much more fun. ⚽ 000
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comRandall Flagg The StandAlt: Randall Flagg The Stand 010
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sounds like a perfect day to sit on the sofa and drink tea with a friend. 110
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'd never even heard of it until today. I saw one billboard this afternoon, briefly WTF'ed, then forgot about it until I got home and there's suddenly all this dIsCoUrSe. 010
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't recall buying a third pillow. #caturday 1130
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And their votes count exactly the same as ours. 🤦♂️ 010
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026She's just so much happier with only my son and no other cats around. 011
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 I want this country to realize that we stand on the edge of oblivion. I want every man, woman and child to understand how close we are to chaos. I want everyone to remember WHY THEY NEED US!" 000
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It occurs to me that Shitler's agitprop is a ripoff of Sutler: "What we need right now is a clear message to the people of this country. This message must be read in every newspaper, heard on every radio, seen on every television. This message must resound throughout the entire interlink!... 100
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Onion once again going for the straight reporting, since satire is officially dead. 000
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've been voting by mail since I arrived in Arizona in 2007. This is the first election in which I've decided to use a dropbox. 110
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Imagine being the medic who has to deal with all that. 🤮 010
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bold of Outlook to flag external senders as "unverified" when it also flags legit emails from microsoft as spam. 120
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Inflation rate year-over-year for period ending August 2026: 3.4%. My annual pay increase: 2.85%. The math ain't mathin'. But the company can afford to buy a massive new ai-running server for $270K with a 12-month lead time. 120
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comTaika Waititi's Awkward LookAlt: Taika Waititi's Awkward Look 090
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's so cute how I persist in hoping shit will ever work out for me. 240
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We need to reconsider the "natural born citizen of the US" requirement for presidency. Apparently the usual rules don't mean anything anyway. 010
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Re Cornell: Yeah, I have thoughts. I'm not going to post them because women (rightfully) don't give a shit what I think, and men will accuse me (wrongfully) of white-knighting. 130
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In a time of unrelenting horror, there are still floofs. 040
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Just machines that make big decisions / Programmed by fellows with compassion and vision" 010
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Arguably scarier than a blood sacrifice cult. 120
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Absofuckinglutely. *stares at Merrick Garland* 010
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The baddies.static.klipy.comMitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies SketchAlt: Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch 010
Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026AIDS is killing the entire African nation And a vaccine is still supposedly in the preparation Governments don't mind the procrastination They say "We'll kill them off, take their land, and go there for vacation" 010