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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick

@coinfitz.bsky.social
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Tangerine Nightmare despiser. Airplanes and cats and books lover. PA-28 pilot and Kawasaki rider. I am large, I contain multitudes. For more fascinating details, see my pinned post.

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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
A take on Normal Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting: "Tiddies and ass are both good. Anyone trying to make you choose one over the other is just trying to divide us."
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Such a hard life 😿 #catsky #catposting
Two very big white shorthair cats, lounging lazily on a modernistic cat tree and a windowsill-mounted napping pad.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Call it vanity if you like. This is the result of busting my arse in the gym 5 days per week for 9 months. Scale showed 170# and 20% this morning, down from 176# and 26% in January. Resting pulse 60 bpm, bp 110/70, glucose 90. Age 57. I *earned* this. #gymselfie
Gym selfie: An old white man with shaved head and short white beard, wearing a black tank top and a "come at me bro" expression, after a fucking intense workout.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't recall buying a third pillow. #caturday
Fionn, a very large white shorthair cat with tabby patches, snoozing beside two pillows.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Timeline cleanser @norsican.bsky.social
A chonky floofy void loafing and gazing serenely into the middle distance
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And now that I've unfucked my library, you've completely randomized the album artwork.
An Apple Music screenshot showing the cover for Ashley MacIsaac's "Hi How Are You Today" assigned to @sumihan.bsky.app's "Next to Plain World."
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FWIW, this is the birb I flew at GYR yesterday morning. AI not required. "Cessna 515, extend downwind for traffic on final, I'll call your base." "Extend downwind, Cessna 515."
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why yes Conan those are my jeans fresh out the dryer JUST FOR YOU #catsky
Two big white shorthair cats lying on a stripped bed. A freshly laundered and folded pair of jeans is also on the bed. One of the cats is loafing on them.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*observes Converse discourse* ...
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I...

...uh...
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mmmyep
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The fuck is this, some new kind of wrong-number scam?
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Deadlift 5-rep max today was 185 pounds. I might maybe could have gone 200, but I was already dizzy and seeing stars, so thought best not to push that hard. My max five months ago was 135, so I'm gaining 10 pounds per month.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post noods
A blue Le Creuset Everyday Pan full of spaghetti with meat sauce.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post my getaway vehicle
Midbulk transport, standard radion accelerator core, class code 03-K64. Code name: Firefly
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i wish i was a cat

no school, no work, just meow meow
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
fALl iS jUsT aRoUNd tHE cORnEr
Weather forecast for Phoenix for the last half of August, showing highs of 106-113 Freedom Degrees and lows down to 86. Autumn my arse.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
brb craming
An instagram ad for... something, I don't know what. It features a dark-skinned young woman wearing a black and red shirt, staring dead-eyed into the camera. The accompanying text reads "Pron addiction? Its not a crame."
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very fright'ning me ⛈️
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
WFH supervisor is on the job #catsky
A long white shorthair cat lounging on a window shelf with legs dangling
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Knack, a huge babycat. I miss my chonky boi. :(
A very large black shorthair car snuggling a white man with shaved head
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
An Instagram post by @beingbigben:

"I guess they created artificial intelligence since real intelligence seems to be in short supply."
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#InternationalCatDay? Isn't that, like, every day?
A drawing of three rather stylized cats in front of a light yellow background that's dotted with catnip leaves. L-R: Maisy, a tiny silver floof with green eyes and a pink tiara; Angus, a freakishly huge grey shorthair, wearing a tam o'shanter and blepping; Charlie, a seal-point mitted Ragdoll.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A better Superman than Dean Cain #YouKnewTheJobWasDangerousWhenYouTookIt
Super Chicken (a cartoon chicken wearing a domino mask, musketeer chapeau, cape and boots, and brandishing an epee) and Fred (a cartoon lion wearing white high-tops and a red sweater with a backwards F logo, holding a martini in one paw).
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"munitions"
Doctor Evil air-quoting "lasers"
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I thought new glasses were supposed to make me look better.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Me after 7 months in the gym. #FlexThoseNonBiceps #OhManThatsBeautiful #tf2
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A tattooed, muscular man building a catio. A grey tabby has already taken up residence. Caption: "Fuck going on dating apps, I'll just post myself building stuff for my cats and the right girl will show up.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If only we had a word to describe words that end in -ly.
Word search topic: "Quietly Brilliant (Words ending in LY)."

Apparently "adverbs" would have been too obvious.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It me
A painting of a black cat sitting on a brown wooden table, smoking a cigarette. There's a glass with two fingers of what appears to be whiskey in front of him, and he's wearing a disgruntled expression.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'M BEING SILENCED
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
AZ puts the T in TCU.
Towering cumulus is towering
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Believe it or don't, this wasn't even the peak of last night's storm. PHX recorded gusts up to 59 knots/68 mph about 10 minutes later. My back yard is *trashed*. ⛈️
A Foreflight screenshot showing a raging monsoon storm at Phoenix Sky HarborIt fucken WIMDY
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Today's forecast: "Maybe a little rain but don't count on it." The actual weather:
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#honkshoo
Madame Charlotte von Floofenheimer, an elderly seal-point mitted Ragdoll cat, doin a snooz on a bed.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Not to kinkshame, but my cat is weird. #catsky
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Is anyone else catching this weird shit from #Cloudflare?
A screenshot of rafflecreator.com's website, declaring that I have been blocked because reasons.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The trees are bending over and the cows are lyin' down #monsoon
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"Buy a house in an HOA," they said. "The rules against littering are strictly enforced," they said.
A spiky desert bush that some jerkwad mistook for a trash can. A used tissue and an empty energy drink can are nestled in it.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Super El Niño means a good monsoon, right? Apparently the fuck not.
A screenshot of Foreflight's extended forecast for Phoenix, showing extreme heat and basically no chance of rain for the next 10 days.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
COME AT ME BRO
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Gym life amirite #cheems
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
#avsky
Cheems meme: left panel is buff Cheems wearing a bomber jacket and leather helmet, captioned "Pilots then: I flew my B-17 at FL330 with no heat or pressurization and flew back on one wing after being attacked. It was a good day."

Right panel: Sad Cheems wearing a David Clark headset and holding an iPad, captioned "Pilots now: Oh dear, foreflight crashed I'm lost and will now die."
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
These fuzzy nerdlings are seven years old today. Please clap. #caturday
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Son sent me this Spotty screenshot. Algo be like "Mastodon has distorted guitars, AdP has distorted guitars, therefore same."
A Spotify playlist showing several tracks of Angine de Poitrine and similar weird bands, plus one by Mastodon. Whatever the algo is smoking, I want some of that.
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He biscuited my shoulder into hamburger and himself into a stupor. #caturday
Fionn, a very large white shorthair cat, lying across my chest
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I'd be happy with any, which I suppose counts as more than none.
An instagram ad for sexual performance booster, promising "have more sex."
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Spaghetti with tomato and garlic a á la Chef Jacques Pepín. I'm never buying another jar of sauce. C'est incroyable. 🧑‍🍳😙
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Coinneach Spookybaldguy Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
OK but seriously how is she this beautiful
Charlie, a seal pointed mitted Ragdoll cat, lounging
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