Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ICE is a band of poorly trained mall cops who couldn't get a job with any real department in the country. 030
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Trump administration made measles great again, so there's that. 011
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Hello. I hope all is going well. Wishing you a fabulous 2026. 110
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I just wanted to wish all my friends on Bluesky a Happy New Year. Party safe, my peeps. 230
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Piper looks happy. Here is the new addition to my pet family. Meet Smudge. 020
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Triscuit is still unsure about Smudge. No incidents yet. Theyre all getting along. 040
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 09/08/2025There is a new addition to our petting zoo. Meet "Smudge." 040
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 09/08/2025She's still thriving. We just adopted a new Cat and we're going to keep them separated for a while. 110
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/08/2025We already have a Triscuit. That would be cool. 110
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/08/2025OK Bluesky, I need your help. When I get back from a work trip next week, I'm going to have another mouth to feed. What should I name him? 360
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 28/06/2025We had to say goodbye to "Gramps" this morning. On this #Caturday I choose to remember how he lived. He was an amazing friend. 230
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I haven't picked a winner all night, but the Cigar is good. 020
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Good morning, Bluesky I hope you all have a fabulous day. 010
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Ella had a rough night at the bar. She's sleeping it off. 060
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Why bother with a travel ban? Who would want to come here anyway? 000
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Convicted felon, Bernie Kerik died. Gee!! That's too bad. What's for breakfast? 020
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Good morning, Bluesky. I hope you all have a fabulous day. 020
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 29/05/2025It's been a really good week. It feels so good to be working again. 020
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Trump's hissy first on truthless social this morning was tasteless. On a day where we honor our fallen soldiers, he made it all about himself. 132
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 18/05/2025There are assholes shooting off fireworks already. 010
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Meanwhile, parts of the Chicago area are under a dust storm warning. What's next? Locusts? 210
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I'm calling it folks. There's a 50/50 chance I hear tornado sirens in Louisville tonight. This storm is no joke. 010
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 16/05/2025After being placed on waivers nine weeks ago, I'm finally going back to work. I start next week. It was a long and arduous process that's finally over. 010
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Trump is claiming there is a trade deal with China but offers no details. I smell bullshit. 181
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Trump supporters when they finally figure out how tariffs really work.media.tenor.coma man in a purple shirt makes a surprised faceALT: a man in a purple shirt makes a surprised face 000
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 06/05/2025We're heading into a man-made recession courtesy of the orange clown. 041
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 28/04/2025American farmers know they're in trouble if China stops buying our grain. They will need to be bailed out again. 020
Reposted by Kilgore Trout🌵🐈Susie Queue is Liberal AF 🐈🌵 @timethreading.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Boy, does this ring true! 022
Reposted by Kilgore Trout🌵🐈Susie Queue is Liberal AF 🐈🌵 @timethreading.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Holy Crap! They really are appeasing Putin! 011
Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Syphilis has a higher approval rating Trump at this point. 040