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Kilgore Trout

@cohibasmkr.bsky.social
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Fighting the GOP Fascists with all I've got. I'm also the king of dad jokes.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ICE is a band of poorly trained mall cops who couldn't get a job with any real department in the country.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Trump administration made measles great again, so there's that.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Prue always brightens my day. Thank you
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hello. I hope all is going well. Wishing you a fabulous 2026.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I just wanted to wish all my friends on Bluesky a Happy New Year. Party safe, my peeps.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Prue!
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Happy #Caturday Here's to no personal space
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Piper looks happy. Here is the new addition to my pet family. Meet Smudge.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Triscuit is still unsure about Smudge. No incidents yet. Theyre all getting along.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Ella is already bonded with our big Grey cat.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
There is a new addition to our petting zoo. Meet "Smudge."
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
She's still thriving. We just adopted a new Cat and we're going to keep them separated for a while.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Happy #Caturday, Bluesky
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
PRUE!
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Prue!!!
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Yet, they're still amazing.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Ah!
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
We already have a Triscuit. That would be cool.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Ok. I have to ask, what is a Pyewacket?
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
OK Bluesky, I need your help. When I get back from a work trip next week, I'm going to have another mouth to feed. What should I name him?
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
We had to say goodbye to "Gramps" this morning. On this #Caturday I choose to remember how he lived. He was an amazing friend.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Awww!
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I haven't picked a winner all night, but the Cigar is good.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Good morning, Bluesky I hope you all have a fabulous day.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Ella had a rough night at the bar. She's sleeping it off.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Why bother with a travel ban? Who would want to come here anyway?
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Sunday.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Giant Jungle Cat is guarding the House again.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Convicted felon, Bernie Kerik died. Gee!! That's too bad. What's for breakfast?
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Good morning, Bluesky. I hope you all have a fabulous day.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It's been a really good week. It feels so good to be working again.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Prue!
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Trump's hissy first on truthless social this morning was tasteless. On a day where we honor our fallen soldiers, he made it all about himself.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
There are assholes shooting off fireworks already.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Wishing you all a fabulous #Caturday
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Prue is always cute.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Did you see the dust storm?
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Meanwhile, parts of the Chicago area are under a dust storm warning. What's next? Locusts?
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I'm calling it folks. There's a 50/50 chance I hear tornado sirens in Louisville tonight. This storm is no joke.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
After being placed on waivers nine weeks ago, I'm finally going back to work. I start next week. It was a long and arduous process that's finally over.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Trump is claiming there is a trade deal with China but offers no details. I smell bullshit.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
5 a.m. airport face
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Trump supporters when they finally figure out how tariffs really work.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
We're heading into a man-made recession courtesy of the orange clown.
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
American farmers know they're in trouble if China stops buying our grain. They will need to be bailed out again.
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🌵🐈Susie Queue is Liberal AF 🐈🌵 @timethreading.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Boy, does this ring true!
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🌵🐈Susie Queue is Liberal AF 🐈🌵 @timethreading.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Holy Crap! They really are appeasing Putin!
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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Syphilis has a higher approval rating Trump at this point.
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