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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ICE is a band of poorly trained mall cops who couldn't get a job with any real department in the country.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Trump administration made measles great again, so there's that.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I just wanted to wish all my friends on Bluesky a Happy New Year. Party safe, my peeps.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Triscuit is still unsure about Smudge. No incidents yet. Theyre all getting along.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

There is a new addition to our petting zoo. Meet "Smudge."

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

OK Bluesky, I need your help. When I get back from a work trip next week, I'm going to have another mouth to feed. What should I name him?

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

We had to say goodbye to "Gramps" this morning. On this #Caturday I choose to remember how he lived. He was an amazing friend.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I haven't picked a winner all night, but the Cigar is good.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Good morning, Bluesky I hope you all have a fabulous day.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Ella had a rough night at the bar. She's sleeping it off.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Why bother with a travel ban? Who would want to come here anyway?

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Giant Jungle Cat is guarding the House again.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Convicted felon, Bernie Kerik died. Gee!! That's too bad. What's for breakfast?

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Good morning, Bluesky. I hope you all have a fabulous day.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

It's been a really good week. It feels so good to be working again.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Trump's hissy first on truthless social this morning was tasteless. On a day where we honor our fallen soldiers, he made it all about himself.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

There are assholes shooting off fireworks already.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Meanwhile, parts of the Chicago area are under a dust storm warning. What's next? Locusts?

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I'm calling it folks. There's a 50/50 chance I hear tornado sirens in Louisville tonight. This storm is no joke.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

After being placed on waivers nine weeks ago, I'm finally going back to work. I start next week. It was a long and arduous process that's finally over.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Trump is claiming there is a trade deal with China but offers no details. I smell bullshit.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

We're heading into a man-made recession courtesy of the orange clown.

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🌵🐈Susie Queue is Liberal AF 🐈🌵 @timethreading.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Holy Crap! They really are appeasing Putin!

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Syphilis has a higher approval rating Trump at this point.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

George Santos has been sentenced to 87 months in federal prison. Just in case you needed some good news.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Consumer confidence hits its lowest level since the index was created in 1952. This is all on Trump.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Dow futures are down 1,200 points. Tomorrow is going to he another bloodbath. Thanks, Donnie.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

This is insane. I've never seen this many tornado warnings in one line of storms.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Tesla has reported their lowest vehicle sales since 2022. Down 13% ytd. Elon has destroyed the brand. I'm here for it.

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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Dear Canada: I fully support your boycott of all things American. I am flabbergasted at the deranged idiocy of this so call admin that I did everything I could to thwart. But would it be acceptable if some of us decent ones came to visit over the summer just to spend money and make friends.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

They seem to like each other at times.

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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I continue to ask for, but do not see, blue state governors banding together to form a coalition to handle important multi-state fundctions. We need a blue state health coalition, a blue state environment coalition, a blue state education coalition and so on. We must not lose all of the key

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Happy birthday, Pops. Wherever you are.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

You'd might as well buy Enron stock at this point.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

There are few Americans I admire more than Jackie Robinson. This move by the DOD is an outrage.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Delegitimizing the courts and the press are the first steps towards becoming a fascist nation. Trump and his storm troopers are trying their best to take us down that road. Who's going to stop them?

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

But I do have a doberman and a cat lying on me, so all is right in the world.

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Kilgore Trout @cohibasmkr.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

The last couple of weeks have been a trying time. I've avoided the news. I just don't have the heart for it right now. I'll be back madder than ever before you know it.

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