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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 10h

No they won't. That's silly.

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Do any of the Ellisons have eyebrows

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Very interesting to me that Cocoa Rice Krispies exist in general - in the UK we have Coco Pops, which is a different line with several variants and a monkey mascot. Similar story with Ricicles, which were frosted rice krispies and discontinued in 2018

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Shabana Mahmood is a fascist who gleefully took the side of goose-stepping thugs. That's all there is to it. The fact that she was allowed to remain in her post after Burnham took over tells you all you need to know about the Labour party and their supposed fresh start

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Finished the game! I have far more questions than when I started

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This implies a snake based casserole would also be acceptable for display

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think asking 'who needs meat?' then showing off both a lobster and a tuna dish is a choice

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Trying to figure out what exactly is going on in Roman Sands. Why are there alchemical symbols everywhere? How do I get to the thing in the basement? Why is this lady being so mean to me?

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I've been hearing this advert on podcasts as well. It's infuriating, classic 'individuals are the problem, not corporations' nonsense

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hooking up a matrix of fly-brains to access the noosphere and curse my enemies

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Tickle Me Elmo: Tee Hee! Elmo likes being tickled! Extremely smart CTO: My God... AGI in my lifetime... This changes everything we know about the universe... Nothing will ever be the same after this

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If you think that any AI, real or imagined, 'changes what it means to be human', then you are a Grade A Moron. Profoundly stupid view

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Follow Back, Pro EU. Typically very aggro centrists

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Saw 'Comedy' by Zach Ruane in London, and I really enjoyed it! Alternatively smart and silly, and it was obvious he was having fun with the idea and the audience. 2 thumbs up, but it's a shame you Can't Say Anything Anymore

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

They'd be absolutely fine if the British Press, your friends and colleagues, weren't deranged, sadistic monsters.

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Hi The Guardian! Are you gonna become antivax soon as well? Is there any kind of made up satanic panic type bullshit you won't platform? Excited to see what reactionary views you adopt next!

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

And the British press, like the Guarn up there, will lap this shit up, because they never miss a chance to make life worse for people. LGBTQ+ people, neurodiverse people, immigrants - all fair game to these monsters. The only protected class is the uber rich

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Note also: on the one hand medicating our children is bad! On the other, people are getting diagnosed then not taking meds? These seem contradictory, but they're not if you consider that this guy's main goal is to deem ADHD (and later on autism, and other neurological differences) as illegitimate

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

A good and valid reason to get a diagnosis is to better understand oneself, to see why you behave in certain ways in certain situations. Maybe then you can decide if meds and/or therapy etc are a good course of action for you. Maybe they aren't! Thing is though, it's none of this dickhead's business

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This is the same who guy lied a whole bunch to get an ADHD diagnosis then freaked out when he took the meds he lied to get his grubby mitts on. "I don't have diabetes, and when I took insulin I got really ill!" Yeah no shit brain genius. They should take your degree away.

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Also goes for The Times, The Telegraph, The Daily Mail, The Sun, The Daily Star, select Guardian columnists, etc.

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Could you ask Grand Designs Batman to stop going through my bins, please. I don't mind what happens to the cans but the clinking and clanking keeps me up at night

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

As of 13th August, this isn't true, Bluesky. I feel like having your shitty AI lying about election results is some kind of an offence

Bluesky's trending box, which has the number 1. result 'Farage wins Clacton seat', which currently isn't true as polls have only just opened

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

A sincere gesture of thanks? Not on my watch!

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Gigantic Big Bear? CANNOT BE KILLED BY BILBO. AVOID.

MTG card: Gigantic Big Bear, 5GG.

This spell can't be counters. Hexproof, haste.

10/7

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Thematically Bilbo's Deadly Slice is a really funny card because of the Bilbo connection. Goblin? Killed by Bilbo. Gollum? Killed by Bilbo. Smaug? Killed by Bilbo. Gandalf? You guessed it - killed by Bilbo.

MTG card: Bilbo's Deadly Slice, 1BB.

Destroy Target Creature.

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Played at The Hobbit prerelease! Had a pretty good time, black-red goblins are a good archetype. MVP was Long-Bodied Grey Dog, who I did not put in my deck but is a very good boy

Long-Bodied Grey Dog Magic The Gathing card

Smaug, Wicked Worm Magic The Gathering card

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Sounds good to me, what exactly is your problem here

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

If you have a regular column in The Spectator you go to Hell when you die

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Looked up Beorn from The Hobbit to see what he looks like in the new MTG set, and was jumpscared by his appearance in the films. I completely forgot he was in them, and I blessedly forgot his human form looked like *that*. Had to double check it wasn't from some forgotten 90's tv adaptation

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Gotta say it's kinda unpleasant that a lot of people are yelling at Emily Wilson for, essentially, having a view on a film. Otherwise progressive folk going 'she owes Nolan because now people will buy her book!!!' or 'she's just jealous and her translation was bad!!!'. Like, come on

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Gmail's AI insists on drafting emails for you now without your explicit consent. Have to delete the (usually incorrect) reply to write the one you actually want.

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

So sad to learn John Cleese passed immediately after filming The Meaning of Life in 1983

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The Labour Right deliberately sabotaging their leader for petty factional reasons? Well I never

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hey girl, are you Christopher Nolan? 'Cause you're the only odd y ssey

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I have a soft spot for sweet and salty combos. In the UK Cadbury briefly made a chocolate bar with Ritz crackers in them. I miss them.

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Bob the Builder! Can he fix it? Bob the Builder! No, this relationship is irreparably damaged.

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

People can contain multitudes

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I feel that unrestrained Universes Beyond is bad for Magic as a whole, but damn if I'm not hooting and hollering at these Star Trek cards. Worf and Picard and Borg, oh my

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

If you're using vast reserves of dark money to silence Amnesty International, it's highly likely that you're a huge piece of shit

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Some time back as well, these same podcasts had some 'sexy Marmite' ads, where someone talks in a seductive voice about their 'first time' (trying marmite). No thank you? Why would you do that?

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

A lot of the podcasts I listen to have Twix ads in them, and I cannot emphasise enough how offputting I find these specific adverts. I want to buy Twixes less now, not more

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I would quite like to watch The Odyssey at an Imax screen

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

All jokes aside, what a show! I don't think I could have asked for more (apart from maybe Battery). 14 year old me is very happy right now

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Cognito Goat @cognitogoat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Can't believe they didn't play any songs from my favourite albums, St. Anger and LuLu

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