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Shaun of the 🥖

@cognitivebios.bsky.social
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"The Grizzly Adams of Automation." -@hcoyote Opinions are like bellybuttons: everyone has one and most people don't clean them very well. Human skeets only, therefore mistakes are all intentional and prosecutable offenses during the Geneva Convention.

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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hello again
pdx airport carpet with a foot
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mother would not approve
a photo of Karen and Mike Pence
text on the photo reads:
Ethan Miller/Getty Images
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
meet me at the corner of 183 & oak knoll if you want an ass kicking
grey hat with an oval patch reading "TEXAS" on top and "FOREVER" on the bottom 

there's a pin in between the top & bottom words reading
"GIVE TRANS PEOPLE DRUGS" in blue & pink words
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
issuing correction on a previous post of mine. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta respect the hustle."
ai slop image reading "SHEN'S FROM
TEXAS" with text description below reading "Shes From Texas Halloween T-Shirt"
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
weird little guys and their malarkey
buffalo bill meme template with text: "it puts the linux on its desktop or else it gets the hose again"
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
wishing i was hanging with @cheeseplus.biz, it's been too long bud
a gimlet in its natural habitat (a coupe glass)
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i know it's 97F outside and my guy needs a haircut but we took an after-lunch 1.5 mile walk with plenty of shade and water breaks and he's out like i was dragging him behind a bike goin downhill
poor mini goldendoodle, all tuckered out

he's a gorgeous cream color, with 2" wavy coat, curled up on a dog bed looking up at the camera all plaintive-like
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
it's been a very nice day but it's time for bed now oh ok then, i'll toss it one more time
a picture of a very good boy putting his sheep squeak toy on a person's lap

the Very Good Boy is a year old english cream goldendoodle, fuzzy and soft. please pet him
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
go cougahs
a zoomed in screenshot from the original image focused on a fence advertisement reading "GO COUGARS" with the stylized cougar mascot's paw obscuring part of the R so it looks like an H
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it's nice that there are all kinds of people in the world because there's someone who appreciates this to balance me out slashpages.net
screenshot from the slashpages website reading:

# /chipotle

You should make a /chipotle page so when a friend is picking up Chipotle for you, you can send them a link instead of having to redescribe/retype your Chipotle order

/chipotle on IndieWeb
Creator: Shellsharks
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
these little assholes stripped all the leaves from the fruit trees, dangit
a leaf cutter ant mound next to a rickety garden gate

if you lean real close you can hear them screaming "ICE must be abolished" before they climb your hair and strip you of leaves
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
we've let the garden go wild a bit but it's still a pleasant place to be
a bright orange flower in an overgrown green garden
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
on a walk yesterday in far WSW austin new sighting for me in the neighborhood
a yellow crowned night heron stands, on a concrete low creek dam with water flowing over
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
what's presented as an either/or here has more options, among them: the AI which Nadella gets to research & read for him doesn't have the advertised ability to research or read with discernment. it's a program, not a person. www.404media.co/satya-nadell...
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
isn't loinkdoing a microsoftian property why so hostile to user who already has account whatever happened to microstuft passport, huh? also wasn't i just signed in? why'd you give me this when i clicked a loinkdanged link if i am already signed in?
a screenshot of a linkedin signin page, which offers an account creation dialog with a large and obstructive "sign into linkedin with google" dialog overlaid on top. among the smaller and less emphasized text on the visible page is an "already on linkedin? sign in" link
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
same vibes
Butterfinger from Hudson Hawk (1991), just about to say "d'you want me to rape 'em"
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The poster art for Transylvania 6-5000 makes Ed Begley, Jr. look like Robert Redford. Happy International PMO Day!
poster art for the movie "Transylvania 6-5000"
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
thank you for inspiring these chuckles, friend
four designs which DALL-E describes thusly:

Here are two logo designs for "Austin DevOps Meetup", incorporating elements that evoke Austin, Texas. Let me know if you need any modifications or have another request!

it's difficult to describe exactly how they are wrong, but they are all wrong
as an example, the text in one reads "ONKS, 5" then "TEXASS" along the top, then there is a "DEVOPS", a "MEET UP", and then for some reason "TOS"
we're either far, far more replaceable than we think we are or else the machines have a ways to go yet
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
what fresh hell
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
I'm pretty sure this means I've "added" this same device to my account at least 81 times... I don't remember ever removing it though. Is everything OK over there, Tim Apple?
a screenshot from Apple's My Devices dialog showing
just-testing (81)
MacBook Pro 16"
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Mary J said it doesn't matter if you're black or white I can't help but think that this is one of the whitest stickers I have ever seen on a car
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Shaun of the 🥖 @cognitivebios.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Men I Trust put on a fantastic performance the other night here in ATX. The medley of snippets from Untourable &c. was a challenging tease but they're such a wonderful band. TOPS was a fun opener, too. You should see them both live!
A picture of the crowd and Men I Trust onstage at Stubb's in Austin, TX
A large live oak tree obscures most of the upper right of the photo, and no people are recognizable.
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