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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 6h

#waffle1729 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 898 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net

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The waffle-shaped daily word game.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 7h

One of my favorite inexplicable things about the hideous monster movies my "Call CPS Immediately" parents let me watch was that all the creepy, gooey, multi-limbed, pulsing brain monsters were attracted only to gorgeous scantily clad human women. (Sadly, like me today, I guess)

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 13h

My philosophy is that life is a roll of the dice, and as Damon Runyon said: "All life is 6 to 5 against".

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 15h

"Southern California beach closes after sighting of great white shark ‘exhibiting aggressive behavior’" "Aggressive"? Does anyone know what has caused the normally playful, frolicking, "Clowns of the Sea" to turn aggressive?

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 23h

#wordle1944 Yeah. No argument. #Wordle 1,944 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleArt: Driving an SUV with a kid in car seat in the back.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Oh. According to the Wall Street Journal, #Trump's new press secretary Katie #Zacharia took the bar exam and failed. Sooooo close to being a For Real Lawyer. Close enough, right? #FuckingTrumpLiars

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Following her forced resignation, Kimberly Guilfoyle is threatening to tell all about the #Trump family. I can image an insane, but possible 2028 scenario in which #Newsom faces #Vance, and KG can scuttle either campaign, but instead becomes #TuckerCarlson's Nuclear Weapon.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

"Trump’s new press secretary faces scrutiny over claims to be a lawyer" That's crazy - who in the #Trump administration has ever lied?

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

"Psychedelics may be no better than antidepressants for depression" Y'know, there's always someone who spoils a party...

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Is it even possible to say the name of the person who wrote "The Raven" without including his middle name? Try it; it sounds ridiculous.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Sometimes I see two people, and I can't see any reason how they can stand to be in the same room together, let alone be a couple, and because I'm a highly flawed man, I eventually land on "The sex must be that good". Also, what do you think of James #Carville and Mary #Matalin?

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

#waffle1727 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 896 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net

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Waffle

The waffle-shaped daily word game.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Gone! All good, thank you for asking!

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Had vertigo this morning. Made me think of Tommy Roe's 1969 "Dizzy". And that made me recall his Buddy Holly sound-alike "Sheila" ('62). Be jaded as suits ya, but the eloquence of "we're so doggone happy, just bein' round together - man, this little girl is fine" can't be beat.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"Could I make six figures from my couch? Influencers said yes – so I tried" It'd have to be a very special couch to be worth that much. And, don't let #JDVance anywhere near it.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Haha - who doesn't want a super low resolution poodle?

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

#wordle1942 Not just bad. Boringly bad #Wordle 1,942 5/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleArt: French poodle, lying down, paws out front

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

#waffle1726 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 895 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net

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Waffle

The waffle-shaped daily word game.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

#wordle1941 Well of course that's what it was... #Wordle 1,941 4/6* 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"#Trump urges John #Fetterman to switch parties: ‘I’d love to see him as a Republican" I'd love to see Fetterman as an ex-senator.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

#waffle1725 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 894 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net

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Waffle

The waffle-shaped daily word game.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"Trump says Ukraine needs a new leader after diesel deal with #Russia" In every case, #Trump sides with the brutal dictator. Every time. This POS is America's face to the world. No wonder that our allies don't trust us. If you think Trump "loves America" you're out of your mind.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

#wordle1938 Whereas this one is the opposite of purdy #Wordle 1,939 6/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

#squaredle 4.5 stars maybe overstated its difficulty, but it certainly wasn't easy squaredle.com 10/09: 56/56 words (+3 bonus words) 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1198

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Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

#waffle1723 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 892 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net

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The waffle-shaped daily word game.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

#wordle1938 Oof. #Wordle 1,938 5/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"#Pentagon says #execution of #FortHood shooter will be livestreamed" I'm sure they'll show #Hegseth (it was his suggestion) watching the livestream. If guessing that if you pay close attention, you'll see Hegseth mouthing "pew, pew!" while he furiously masturbates.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

#wordle1937 Well now - ain't that purdy? #Wordle 1,937 2/6* ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Voice-over: "Don't use Snordoglotz if you are allergic to Snordoglotz. In fact, if you were going to use Sordoglotz even though you're allergic to it if we hadn't warned you not to, then really, you're too fucking stupid to be trusted with any medication. Don't take anything."

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

#wordle1936 #Wordle 1,936 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ours is such a divided society.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

#waffle1720 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 889 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net

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Waffle

The waffle-shaped daily word game.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Republican rebukes Trump for suggesting Iran could ‘take out’ LA or San Diego" A single, courageous* Republican spoke out re #Trump suggesting #Iran could take out San Diego. *Surely, he would have spoken out even if he were NOT running for office IN San Diego. Right?

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Trump’s continued distrust in election integrity has experts eyeing his next move" This is a rare Guardian headline misfire. It's not that #Trump doesn't trust election integrity - it is, in fact, the opposite: he knows US Election integrity is solid, and he fears that.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Paramount completes $111bn acquisition of Warner Bros to form new media empire Skydance" With #Ellison at the helm, we can look forward to minor changes; like Superman closing a story by saying ” You're welcome, but, the real hero is our great President, Donald J. Trump". Etc.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#wordle1935 Par. I can live with it. #Wordle 1,935 4/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Televangelist Jim #Bakker (shown below looking strangely like Hervé Villechaize) has died at age 86. Events like this make me wonder about an afterlife with judgment, and whether it's kind or cruel to hope there is.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"#Trump approves firing-squad execution of Fort Hood shooter, Pentagon says" In the article, it turns out that #Hegseth recommended it. And I'm truly worried that we may see a spontaneous ejaculation from Hegseth, if he's televised watching when it happens.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#waffle1719 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 888 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net

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Waffle

The waffle-shaped daily word game.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Received email from an erection drug firm wherein Megan Fox promised nights of harder & hotter sex. I replied to Ms Fox: "while I'm flattered, I hope you understand it's just impossible for me to hook up with every beautiful young woman who reaches out to me. I'm only one man."

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