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Frankp

@cogitoergowtf.bsky.social
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'Shut up', he explained. -- Ring Lardner Vaxxed to the max; > 9x "We fight our battles with the army we have; not the army we want." Travel is broadening. By which I mean my jeans are a little tight, now.

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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 1h
#squaredle I think 5 star rating for this one is fair. squaredle.com 10/04: 72/72 words 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1193
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Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 5h
#squaredle squaredle.com/p/weekly 09/28 (Special Weekly Puzzle): 88/88 words (+2 bonus words) 🎯 Perfect accuracy
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Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 13h
#Connections Puzzle #1211 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Skill 98/99 Uniqueness 1 in 356
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 13h
#stack572 5/5 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⏱️ 2m 8s 🔥 streak: 1 puzzlist.com/stackdown
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Stackdown
A new daily word game. Clear the stack to complete today's Stackdown.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 13h
#wordle1993 Yeah, I Beat the Bot because I stayed from logic. Lucky? Stupid? #Wordle 1,933 3/6* ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 19h
#waffle1717 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 886 🦾 #waffletitan #wafflegame.net
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 20h
Suggestion for late-stage #Midterm Election #GOP Campaign slogan: "Re-Elect the Swamp: If we win, you'll get $5,000 and a 55 Gallon Barrel of Lube. You'll learn to enjoy the next two bent-over years."
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is easy: if you like sky-high diesel, gas, food, medical costs, mortgage rates,inflation; unending war, a president who takes orders from Netanyahu, loves Putin, N Korea and China, hates NATO allies, then vote for those giving you that: #Republicans. If not,#vote Democrat.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My weather app says it's 100°. Fortunately though, it only "feels like" 99°.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Placenta wrap hastens erection recovery after prostate surgery" Steamy Romance Novels Cells Read: "Their eyes met across a crowded OR. He was rough, damaged; but she felt an undeniable attraction. Something primal compelled her to embrace him - to tell him it's going to be OK"
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#squaredle squaredle.com 10/03: 59/59 words 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1192
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Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#wordle1932 Ouch Two consecutive rough days. #Wordle 1,932 5/6* ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When to dermatologist today, and for first time ever, she squirted liquid nitrogen in only one small spot, instead burning off half my face and scalp. It's ominous; like she looked at the Sun-damage and the rest of my face and just said: "well it's hopeless. Just send him home."
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#squaredle It's not often I encounter a word I don't know. played squaredle.com 10/02: 66/66 words (+4 bonus words) 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1191
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not attacking you personally. What I'm saying is: if at this point, you're an ardent supporter of #Trump, #Hegseth, #Patel, #RFKJr, etc, you should get someone to check your house, apartment, or double wide for gas leaks or leaded paint chips.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#waffle1716 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 885 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net
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Waffle
The waffle-shaped daily word game.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#waffle1715 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 884 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net
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Waffle
The waffle-shaped daily word game.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Senator Eric #Schmitt - an Emily Letilla for our time #JackSmith
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#squaredle squaredle.com 10/01: 56/56 words (+2 bonus words) 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1190
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#wordle1930 After 3, I think that's all it could be. #Wordle 1,930 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#waffle1714 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 883 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net
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Waffle
The waffle-shaped daily word game.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"#Hegseth rails at 'beardos, weirdos, and wimps" ffs. Can someone please reassure Hegseth that his penis is probably just fine so he can stop this horsehit?
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#squaredle I played squaredle.com 09/30: 43/43 words (+1 bonus word) 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1189
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Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#stack568 5/5 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⏱️ 2m 5s 🔥 streak: 3 puzzlist.com/stackdown
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Stackdown
A new daily word game. Clear the stack to complete today's Stackdown.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#wordle1929 I surprised myself! #Wordle 1,929 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#waffle1713 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 882 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net
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Waffle
The waffle-shaped daily word game.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#wordle1928 Definitely tortured that one for about 15 minutes before it yielded. #Wordle 1,928 3/6* ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#waffle1712 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 881 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net
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Waffle
The waffle-shaped daily word game.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just had the oddest experience: I was waiting in a line at a UPS place, and the woman in front of me, unbidden , told me that she didn't really like women, but she did like men. That was odd, but odder still: I'm 99% certain she wasn't being flirtatious. (I told I like 'em).
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dja ever read something that has the sound of being deep and profound, but as you consider it, you get the feeling it's just dopey? Today it was: "The present becomes the past the instant we step into the future."
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have not done my best. But I've tried my best to do my best.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Connections Puzzle #1205 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Skill 99/99 Uniqueness 1 in 60
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#wordle1297 Decent #Wordle 1,927 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#squaredle I played squaredle.com 09/27: 74/74 words (+3 bonus words) 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1186
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Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#wordle1926 Well 3 was a good guess... 4 it is #Wordle 1,926 4/6* 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Connections Puzzle #1203 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Skill 99/99 Uniqueness 1 in 105
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#waffle1710 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 879 🦾 #waffletitan wafflegame.net
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Waffle
The waffle-shaped daily word game.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Midterms are here. Even idiot #Trump knows it'd be a disaster for him if GOP lost House/Senate. Thus, what you're seeing/experiencing/enduring right now is the BEST Trump is even capable of. If you're a billionaire, vote Republican. Otherwise vote Dem; save yourself and family
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Trump rejects Iran’s seven-day peace deal to reopen strait of #Hormuz" Of course he did. And his rejection has absolutely nothing to do with the specifics of what Iran is offering. It has everything to do with #Trump being an asshole, and rejecting it BECAUSE #Iran offered it.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#squaredle Took forever! I played squaredle.com/weekly 09/21 (Member Weekly Puzzle): 120/120 words (+5 bonus words) 🎯 Perfect accuracy
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Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, talking to someone just now: "So where's this thing tonight?" Her: "It's at <some restaurant>" Me: "<some restaurant> ?" Her: "You know, where <so and so> ate the eyeballs." Me: "Oh yeah. Got it. See you there."
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Human organoids restore cognition in mice with half a brain” Human brain cells? "What do want to do tonight, Brain?" "Same thing we do every night, Pinky..."
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nearly all drug/treatment breakthroughs are first reported in studies on mice, and it can't be coincidence; I'm tired of mice getting all the benefits first, and I'm getting nowhere trying to convince Congress to look into the scandalous Big Mouse lobbying and Dark Money issue.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mom was brilliant, funny, uneducated, fiercely supportive, plagued by panic disorder, and I loved her like crazy. Even as her dementia worsened, she was wonderful: once she asked where my dad was. I said "He's dead, Mom." She smiled and asked, "Did I kill him?" Her birthday 9/26
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#wordle1925 4 was another: "it couldn't possibly be...", followed by "are you effing serious?" when it went all green. #Wordle 1,925 4/6* 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#squaredle Rated 4.5 of 5 difficulty; I pretty much agree. I played squaredle.com 09/25: 62/62 words (+2 bonus words) 🎯 Perfect accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1184
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Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Dogs pay more attention to consonants than vowels when we speak" Tsk, tsk. (you knew I was gonna say it)
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#ows948 🔎 5/5 (00:47) 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🔥 streak: 1 puzzlist.com/onewordsearch
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One Word Search
The simple but challenging, daily, zen wordsearch.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That was fast enough share. #stack563 5/5 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⏱️ 1m 8s 🔥 streak: 1 puzzlist.com/stackdown
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Stackdown
A new daily word game. Clear the stack to complete today's Stackdown.
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Frankp @cogitoergowtf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#wordle1924 Oof. Gruesome. #Wordle 1,924 5/6* ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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