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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Like Anton LeVey I believe women are more moral than men. However, let’s not forget the many women who choose to fuck and reproduce with weasels like this.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You know a lot of the way I hear Unionists speak reminds me of how American republicans talk when dealing with Black people or protesting Black people. Colonizer speak is the same all over o guess

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

No Penguini for me tonight as I’ve got other plans but I hope they all stay healthy. All 4 of us, my cousin and father in law are headed to PPG tomorrow night.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Gonna do my little sexa song & dance for my girl tonight. This is what I’m doing youtu.be/EcyTB4GIKg4 youtu.be/EcyTB4GIKg4

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SAM & DAVE-wrap it up

YouTube video by pieroangelo2

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

She wants us to go for a run when she wakes up and it’s like 69 outside so it’s gonna be nice.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I wish I had a bigger menu and better cooking skills. I like to make things special for her and I’m not sure I’m capable of more than the food I usually make for her. I’ve been meaning to hire someone to teach me how to cook better but it’s hard to get the time.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sid doesn’t want to go out for her bday since the France thing was our bday outing so I’m making her dinner, give her a nice massage and see if she’s up for some dancing. Then maybe love her up if that’s what she wants.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This little man is just fucking weird at this point.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We watched I, Claudius a few months ago. I loved the book and this adaptation was an absolute masterpiece.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’ll be putting my tiniest shorts on and dancing and singing this one for her Saturday night. A combo of sexy and silly seems to do it for her and I got that. (The silly at least) youtu.be/EcyTB4GIKg4

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SAM & DAVE-wrap it up

YouTube video by pieroangelo2

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

All three of the woman have little pet names for me most of which are probably for a child and I love it tbh. However I’d not want my crew or the guys at jiu jitsu to Nat calls me her baby boy for example. I got tough bro appearances to keep up people

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Slagging is an art form in our family so when big sister found out Sid had a little pet name in Svenska for me (which I’m embarrassed to tell people ngl) Nat immediately finds something that sounds similar and starts calling me my wife’s “little snot nose”. Yeah lovely. 😂

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We dubbed it the Cuddle Chair and are both like we can never ever tell anyone what we call it, or we’ll lose our street cred. 😬

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In fact and I’d never admit this irl we got a huge soft chair with a massive ottoman that we can both sit in together, put it in a nook with some plants and a color changing smart bulb. We can pit a blanket over us and hold each other, read or whatever.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My sister in law who had the good sense to be born in May instead of within the 6 week period the rest of us arrived got put on the middle of the dog pile on her bday and Sid’s getting it Saturday night. I promise you no one who knows her out in the world would ever think she’s like that.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Natka started on her birthday wanting her girl (her wife) and her boy (me) snuggled up with her so I started doing it too. We watch a movie or game or whatever around my bday (which) is coming up and I get Nat on one side and Sid on the other and get cuddled which is fucking heaven.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Tbh the early strain was mostly Nat. I had a type and I then come home with this tall woman who our Gran says looks like a “movie star” and is very feminine in her dress and such and it rubbed Natka the wrong way. Badly. Now she calls my wife “sweetie” & shit which is crazy to hear out of her mouth

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

People that do what she does aren’t normal I mean that’s just a fact. Another Dr once told me surgeons are like autistic mechanics and I sure see that in her sometimes. She’s our Frosty and even though her and Nat clashed in the beginning they’ve built a real sisterly bond and I love that.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Dinner with the in laws went fine and my wife was pretty happy with her gift from my dad. We’re having a dinner for her at mams Saturday then later at we’ll give her the stuff we got her. Love her up a bit 😉 I love her so damn much. Out in the world her and the her I get is so damn different

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Don’t worry they’ll be back to civility and serving the whims of their corporate masters before you know it.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Natka’s the only one who appreciates my Katharine Hepburn as Obi Wan Kenobi impersonation. That’s why she’s my ride or die

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Pens v. Stars game will be my cousin’s first live hockey game and I’m not real confident it’s going to be a good one. Last night was killing me.

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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The president of the United States took time out of his day yesterday to call the man responsible for this atrocity so that he could wish him a happy birthday

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Motherfuckers we lived in a 2br apartment with Natka our entire relationship up until about a year and a half ago.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Should’ve told them to leave it in the driveway and had my guys take it in and assemble it. I hate delivery people and such being in our house. Always comments on Sid’s appearance or on our financial status or my favorite, us having our house is some how tied in me landing her as a wife

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I should’ve got my cousin to stay with her. Lets see them pull that shit with an Irish woman

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The treadmill my dad got wife is being delivered and set up so the woman that cleans for us is there since I can’t be so of course she’s texting me telling assholes creeping on her. I have to take one of my guys off his job and send him over to sit with her. And men wonder why women don’t trust us

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My words of the day? Artificial intelligence Lake Ontario Gulf of Mexico Pants shitting pedo

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Pants shitting pedo can shove super intelligence or whatever pathetic nonesence he’s blathering about and shove it up his fat, syphilitic ass. I’ll never not call it Artificial intelligence.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

O mah gawd Gail’s now on the list. The List!

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Either way she’s an only child and they’re all very close and I absolutely do not want to affect that relationship in any way.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Gotta turn my mood around for dinner with the in-laws. The asshole in me wants to go full Fetterman on MiL but I’ll be keeping that to thought to myself. Her mother tells me she raised her voice at her over me and that has never happened before. No, she raised it over *you* being an asshole to me

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Artificial intelligence you pants shitting pedo

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

and I wish Nat would tell him No more but I get it. She’s closer to mam but when I argue with her over it she’s like they gave me a family, educated me etc. They would never want her to feel obligated to them for anything and you’re their child just as much as me so push back a bit for me at least

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Damnit I have an incredibly hot wife who’s down for the skimpy costume. This is my Christmas motherfuckers don’t take that from me. Plus I’m tired going off without her. Dads like well just bring her. Bro the schedule surgeries way in advance she can’t just leave the country on your whim.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I mean how do you know us our entire lives and realize we don’t just immediately tell each other what’s happening? Anyway I get to hear from her we’re in Germany for work on 11/2 which requires us leaving the morning right after Halloween. Yeah and he’s coming to ffs.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Regardless, I love her so much and I think she’s perfect. That said I’m a little irritated with her. For reasons she is less like to tell the parents no than me and I feel like my dad uses this on us. Like how he tells her shit he wants us to do in hopes she’ll talk me in to it.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

went to meet Natka for lunch and she was in a meeting so they sat me outside the room. I could see her standing up over a group of people and I was like man she has serious RBF and I think it’s absolutely beautiful but if I was some 23 yo new hire and they were like there’s the boss I’d be worried

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Christ it’s gonna be a long day and thanks to my father Nat and me have two jobs now. Plus our Thursday lunches are now being consumed by work which pisses me right off. This is exactly what mam meant by telling us not to let him affect our relationship.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

She means when you’re talking about like Elon Musk or something not a trans woman getting implants.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeah if you’re on here going on about “lesbians who like to have sex with men” I’m blocking your weird ass. Some of you all went so far left you curved back around into some truly crazy bullshit.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Honestly me neither but I can’t say it. I don’t need to know what someone I met for 20 minutes, 10 years ago grandsons stepdaughters husband is up too. And you can’t get away. Like whoever came up with “Irish exit” doesn’t know any Irish. There’s always one more thing isn’t there

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I should share her hot take tonight with him that Irish people talk too much. 🤣 like she ain’t wrong but also you’re an introvert who doesn’t speak to strangers from a culture that doesn’t do small talk. Girl don’t like the craic.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My dad gives everyone an embarrassingly large cash gift and then a present for bdays. He got my wife this massive Nordic Track with and absolutely crazy incline. It’ll be delivered and set up tomorrow while she’s at work.

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No shit if I could get 5 minutes closed door with the Siri devs and promise of no charges I’d unleash every ounce of hatred for this shit tech upon their block heads.

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