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Tchad Lagniappe

@cogitatorx.bsky.social
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“Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all jazz is for.” Pittsburgh Penguins Blocker of MAGAts. Hater of all things anime & reasonably competent thrower of hands. Sometime human explosion. Unfuckwithable

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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This one of our songs. youtu.be/JXCPdP1Woic
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Angel Olsen - Shut Up and Kiss Me
YouTube video by RealMTV
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Like Anton LeVey I believe women are more moral than men. However, let’s not forget the many women who choose to fuck and reproduce with weasels like this.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know a lot of the way I hear Unionists speak reminds me of how American republicans talk when dealing with Black people or protesting Black people. Colonizer speak is the same all over o guess
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My favorite rapper youtu.be/qvOEFr03ea8
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MC Hawking - All My Shootings Be Drivebys
YouTube video by Brash Music
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No Penguini for me tonight as I’ve got other plans but I hope they all stay healthy. All 4 of us, my cousin and father in law are headed to PPG tomorrow night.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna do my little sexa song & dance for my girl tonight. This is what I’m doing youtu.be/EcyTB4GIKg4 youtu.be/EcyTB4GIKg4
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SAM & DAVE-wrap it up
YouTube video by pieroangelo2
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sid doesn’t want to go out for her bday since the France thing was our bday outing so I’m making her dinner, give her a nice massage and see if she’s up for some dancing. Then maybe love her up if that’s what she wants.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ll be putting my tiniest shorts on and dancing and singing this one for her Saturday night. A combo of sexy and silly seems to do it for her and I got that. (The silly at least) youtu.be/EcyTB4GIKg4
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SAM & DAVE-wrap it up
YouTube video by pieroangelo2
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Natka started on her birthday wanting her girl (her wife) and her boy (me) snuggled up with her so I started doing it too. We watch a movie or game or whatever around my bday (which) is coming up and I get Nat on one side and Sid on the other and get cuddled which is fucking heaven.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dinner with the in laws went fine and my wife was pretty happy with her gift from my dad. We’re having a dinner for her at mams Saturday then later at we’ll give her the stuff we got her. Love her up a bit 😉 I love her so damn much. Out in the world her and the her I get is so damn different
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Natka’s the only one who appreciates my Katharine Hepburn as Obi Wan Kenobi impersonation. That’s why she’s my ride or die
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Pens v. Stars game will be my cousin’s first live hockey game and I’m not real confident it’s going to be a good one. Last night was killing me.
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The president of the United States took time out of his day yesterday to call the man responsible for this atrocity so that he could wish him a happy birthday
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Should’ve told them to leave it in the driveway and had my guys take it in and assemble it. I hate delivery people and such being in our house. Always comments on Sid’s appearance or on our financial status or my favorite, us having our house is some how tied in me landing her as a wife
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I should’ve got my cousin to stay with her. Lets see them pull that shit with an Irish woman
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The treadmill my dad got wife is being delivered and set up so the woman that cleans for us is there since I can’t be so of course she’s texting me telling assholes creeping on her. I have to take one of my guys off his job and send him over to sit with her. And men wonder why women don’t trust us
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My words of the day? Artificial intelligence Lake Ontario Gulf of Mexico Pants shitting pedo
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pants shitting pedo can shove super intelligence or whatever pathetic nonesence he’s blathering about and shove it up his fat, syphilitic ass.  I’ll never not call it Artificial intelligence.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gotta turn my mood around for dinner with the in-laws. The asshole in me wants to go full Fetterman on MiL but I’ll be keeping that to thought to myself. Her mother tells me she raised her voice at her over me and that has never happened before. No, she raised it over *you* being an asshole to me
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Jay @jaynine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember when the penguins were good, last week?
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Pepperidge Farm Remembers Meme
ALT: Pepperidge Farm Remembers Meme
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
went to meet Natka for lunch and she was in a meeting so they sat me outside the room. I could see her standing up over a group of people and I was like man she has serious RBF and I think it’s absolutely beautiful but if I was some 23 yo new hire and they were like there’s the boss I’d be worried
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Christ it’s gonna be a long day and thanks to my father Nat and me have two jobs now. Plus our Thursday lunches are now being consumed by work which pisses me right off. This is exactly what mam meant by telling us not to let him affect our relationship.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah if you’re on here going on about “lesbians who like to have sex with men” I’m blocking your weird ass. Some of you all went so far left you curved back around into some truly crazy bullshit.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My dad gives everyone an embarrassingly large cash gift and then a present for bdays. He got my wife this massive Nordic Track with and absolutely crazy incline. It’ll be delivered and set up tomorrow while she’s at work.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No shit if I could get 5 minutes closed door with the Siri devs and promise of no charges I’d unleash every ounce of hatred for this shit tech upon their block heads.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ovechkin is a good example of what my mam taught me about “nice” people. Being a nice person (which by all accounts he is) does not mean you are a *good* person. No one who supports Putin (or Trump for that matter) is a *good* person no matter how nice they may be to you.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have four 3 bedroom apartments. One of which I rent for way, way below market value to this couple in their 70s. My accountant mentions that at least once a week for like 2 years and always gives me this look out the corner of her eye when I tell her we can afford to lose a couple grand a month.
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quiltersblock.bsky.social @quiltersblock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Which one of you was this? earlygame.com/news/enterta...
earlygame.com
Pokémon VGC Champ Calls for Better Hygiene After Opponent's Smell…
Pokémon tournaments can be intense enough without having to deal with a real-life status effect...
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tomorrow is my wife’s bday and she’ll be in surgeries all day so had to take care of her on lunch today. The nurses and shit “joke” about her being in a better mood after I visit which tbh sounds like a backhanded insult but whatever. She should be in a great mood now.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tonight we get to watch TNT glaze Putin’s pal Ovi while he slogs around the ice and gets outplayed on every shift by Crosby.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My sister in law makes food on Tuesday and I do on Wednesday but we switched this week so I can watch the Pens. We usually cook together on Saturday night then I do breakfast for everyone Sunday which I love. It’s incredibly satisfying to wake and bake then feed these women.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People in a tizzy that PPG isn’t selling Iron City like it’s actually a good beer or something.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I might have snuck downstairs and got really fucking high with my cousin at 1am on a work night.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Natka was unhappy with my signing up for a combat jiu jitsu match and was going to use her veto so I dropped out and told when we were in Switzerland. She says she’s tired of seeing people trying to hurt me but I mean it’s not exactly like that.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I saw a guy get slammed so hard tonight he landed in a sitting position on the mat, just like you sat on the floor & the impact knocked him tf out. Absolutely crazy. Frosty told him to get checked out as he most certainly got a concussion. A reminder of how dangerous combat sports can be I guess.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Time to go do the thing 🤼 youtu.be/_7K49q0WwFs
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Outlaw
YouTube video by Split Lip Rayfield - Topic
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I checked out Threads and was immediately inundated by AI “women” seeking friends and claiming to have just moved to Pittsburgh or Dublin the two places I usually am. Zuckernerd is spying on me.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Creator, Destroyer
YouTube video by Angel Olsen - Topic
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This was me pre Frosty. She tried to separate me from Nat and my mam, gave me a grade 3 concussion, cost my family like 100k in various legal bills and has harassed me for years, threatened Sid. Her fear of Natka is the only thing keeps her away. youtu.be/EtNZnhxWLHo youtu.be/EtNZnhxWLHo
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Self Esteem
YouTube video by The Offspring - Topic
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got us all tickets to the game against Dallas. Going to be my cousins first live hockey. Hope the Pens play better than they did last night.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone curious about the Russian plague I refer you to Byzantium and the Justinianic Plague which was also Yersinia pestis. You’re welcome.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The hilarious thing is that I made a ton of $ doing personal security and whatnot but the truth was I did it because I had to get a job and tried restaurant work and it was one of the most terrible things I’d ever done. Yes. I literally preferred having people try to kill me to restaurant work.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and also I see grown men and woman on another social media site thinking you give a prostate exam by fondling balls. No shit. People are too stupid to survive in the world we’ve made.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know it gets kind of tedious hearing my peers constantly go on about “boomers”. Granted none of my people were here pre 1993 but I somehow doubt everyone over 60 had no education and became a nuclear physicist wirh a handshake then went out and bought a $2,000 house.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe she’s right I don’t know. Before we left Thursday Natka, who knows what we went for was like remember when you’re making decisions that she (my wife) trusts you completely and I’ve been thinking about that. I strive to make her happy, give her everything I can, let her experience things.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s my wife’s bday week and we’ve got dinner at her parents. Been avoiding MiL since our little talk so this should be fun.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clodagh Byrne’s little show behind those Unionists is absolutely ridiculous and hilarious
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Possibly they most beautiful older woman I’ve ever seen told my wife I was a “beautiful man” and complimented my body. Now being married to a woman like my wife this is not how things usually go so I’m allowing myself to bask in this compliment.
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Tchad Lagniappe @cogitatorx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kill Me Like You Do
YouTube video by ALEX - Topic
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