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Lancelot ⚔️

@coffeelamb.bsky.social
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34 ♋ 🎃 Silly, random, & definitely on my 9th cup of pumpkin coffee.... p.s. Expect many puppy pics 📷🐶🐾 Instagram @lancelamb

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 7m
A few?! Now I'm curious 🤣🤣🤣
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 39m
So fuzzy 😍
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 40m
Cum to CT!
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 42m
Pretty sure there was one that hit a person, backed up, then ran over them and killed the person. But ya know, at least you didn't have to drive, right?
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 1h
You play hockey? YOU'RE GAY?!?
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 1h
Ah fuck, I think my front driver side wheel bearing is going 💀
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 2h
Glorious 👌🏽🤩
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 2h
Good morning beautiful 😇
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 2h
When we presented it I think one girl called it alien cauliflower 🤣
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 2h
OH the green was that purple cauliflower! I got the carrot and that at my local co-op. We boiled it, it should have been roasted, but hey we slathered it in local butter 🤣
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 2h
We blew it outta the water and got extra points on our final exam. We like finished cooking 15min before class and got there and were like we'll go first, it's all still hot 🤣 nothing was plated, all in pans too. But the professor had plates and stuff. Both the prof & class rated the meals.
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 4h
Oh btw the farm gave me a tour cuz my dumb ass explained why I wanted the pork chops from a local farm and I saw a cow being gutted 🫠
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 4h
It was a freshman experience class, your classmates were all related majors, idk wtf she was but she did wanna be there and she was like a rich valley girl type, she got the ice cream, the least work. We cooked this all in my dorm hall in the washroom/kitchen 🤣 I had to have friends check 2 girls in
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 4h
I need to finish all my hockey gay romance books now...
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 4h
As if, in touch nothing but sides, unless I'm cooking at home.
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 4h
For my final I think it was we had local eggs made into deviled eggs as an app, then I got farm fresh pork chop we made with orchard apples a girl picked, and the local carrots/maple syrup baked from a co-op, (we had some sauteed green?), and then the laziest girl bought locally made ice cream 🙄
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 5h
My fam+ relatives rent a house in Virginia for thanksgiving, so everyone is gonna be using the oven and no one mentioned any veggies, so I want to make something bright and semi healthy. Roasted veggies for the bill. Ain't none of them having salad 🤣
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 5h
Instagram is just PUSHING me to out myself as a whore at this point... Who do they think I am? Nancy Reagan? I'm not a practitioner of Trickle-Down Neckonomics.
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 6h
Thank you for reminding me, I need to get my Flu & COVID shots for the Fall! 😇
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 10h
I really wanna do maple roasted carrots, maybe with rosemary. Fun fact, a final for one of my freshman courses was to make a farm to table meal and present it to the class, and I did apple pork chops and maple roasted carrots and they came out amazing We got A's, my teamade other stuff too?
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 12h
I'll definitely roast some for thanksgiving tho!
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 12h
Oh he's so beefy 😵‍💫
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 12h
In all fairness, I don't know if I've even seen a picture of you 😅
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 12h
I tend to enjoy roasting them with carrots first, then adding them to the soup, just adds more flavor.
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 13h
Hair is getting annoying, need a haircut soon ✂️
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 13h
Twas!!!
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 13h
I was starving, I had it with sourdough bread.
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14h
*I think it was sweeter cuz I used more carrots.
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14h
I made Butternut Squash Soup, was lazy and bought the squash precut and didn't roast them, it came out pretty bright/sweeter than usual. Started having some before I took a pic 😅
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14h
When a bunch of women follow me on socials I get confused, then think of how obsessed they are with a show about gay/bisexual men and it makes sense 😅
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14h
Woof 🥵
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Person Holding Feral Brown Dog
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14h
Life imitates art
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14h
I mean, we also had two real hockey players come out and are dating at the start of the year too...
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14h
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14h
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Hollanov Heated Rivalry
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14h
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Heated Rivalry Ilya Rozanov
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 16h
Said bond:
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 16h
🤭🤭🤭
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 16h
I did not have 2 hockey players getting into a legit fight, then kissing in the middle, and then continue whaling at each other on my 2026 bingo card...
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 18h
Like this is the $15k bird:
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 19h
It was named Molly?!!
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 19h
Hey, it's still something!
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 22h
Nah, we'd all wanna selfie with our fav sleep paralysis demon!
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 22h
Ghoul*
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 22h
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 22h
It was him:
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 23h
Those look amazing on your booty 😇
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 23h
People also can be away last minute before they vote.
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 23h
They fit very snuggly 😇
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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 23h
Be a shame if you woke him up with some head 🤭
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