Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 42mPretty sure there was one that hit a person, backed up, then ran over them and killed the person. But ya know, at least you didn't have to drive, right? 000
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 1hAh fuck, I think my front driver side wheel bearing is going 💀 280
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 2hWhen we presented it I think one girl called it alien cauliflower 🤣 110
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 2hOH the green was that purple cauliflower! I got the carrot and that at my local co-op. We boiled it, it should have been roasted, but hey we slathered it in local butter 🤣 110
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 2hWe blew it outta the water and got extra points on our final exam. We like finished cooking 15min before class and got there and were like we'll go first, it's all still hot 🤣 nothing was plated, all in pans too. But the professor had plates and stuff. Both the prof & class rated the meals. 110
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 4hOh btw the farm gave me a tour cuz my dumb ass explained why I wanted the pork chops from a local farm and I saw a cow being gutted 🫠 010
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 4hIt was a freshman experience class, your classmates were all related majors, idk wtf she was but she did wanna be there and she was like a rich valley girl type, she got the ice cream, the least work. We cooked this all in my dorm hall in the washroom/kitchen 🤣 I had to have friends check 2 girls in 210
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 4hAs if, in touch nothing but sides, unless I'm cooking at home. 010
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 4hFor my final I think it was we had local eggs made into deviled eggs as an app, then I got farm fresh pork chop we made with orchard apples a girl picked, and the local carrots/maple syrup baked from a co-op, (we had some sauteed green?), and then the laziest girl bought locally made ice cream 🙄 110
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 5hMy fam+ relatives rent a house in Virginia for thanksgiving, so everyone is gonna be using the oven and no one mentioned any veggies, so I want to make something bright and semi healthy. Roasted veggies for the bill. Ain't none of them having salad 🤣 110
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 5hInstagram is just PUSHING me to out myself as a whore at this point... Who do they think I am? Nancy Reagan? I'm not a practitioner of Trickle-Down Neckonomics. 1310
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 6hThank you for reminding me, I need to get my Flu & COVID shots for the Fall! 😇 110
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 10hI really wanna do maple roasted carrots, maybe with rosemary. Fun fact, a final for one of my freshman courses was to make a farm to table meal and present it to the class, and I did apple pork chops and maple roasted carrots and they came out amazing We got A's, my teamade other stuff too? 110
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 12hIn all fairness, I don't know if I've even seen a picture of you 😅 110
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 12hI tend to enjoy roasting them with carrots first, then adding them to the soup, just adds more flavor. 110
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14hI made Butternut Squash Soup, was lazy and bought the squash precut and didn't roast them, it came out pretty bright/sweeter than usual. Started having some before I took a pic 😅 5300
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14hWhen a bunch of women follow me on socials I get confused, then think of how obsessed they are with a show about gay/bisexual men and it makes sense 😅 010
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14hWoof 🥵static.klipy.comPerson Holding Feral Brown DogALT: Person Holding Feral Brown Dog 010
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14hI mean, we also had two real hockey players come out and are dating at the start of the year too... 020
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14hstatic.klipy.comHollanov Heated RivalryALT: Hollanov Heated Rivalry 020
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 14hstatic.klipy.comHeated Rivalry Ilya RozanovALT: Heated Rivalry Ilya Rozanov 010
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 16hI did not have 2 hockey players getting into a legit fight, then kissing in the middle, and then continue whaling at each other on my 2026 bingo card... 8684
Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 22hNah, we'd all wanna selfie with our fav sleep paralysis demon! 120