Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Starting to see some disadvantages to rejecting expertise 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I’ve seen and read enough: I could defeat a demon/devil in a battle of wits. I’m certain. 010
Reposted by Croc Dad 420SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I'm at the 'listening to only old episodes of coast to coast with Art Bell' level of coping with my country collapsing and I need a thread to jot down the best callers I hear: 1118123
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Lessons at half time: Patrick Mahomes is maybe human. Drake is maybe a pedohile. 010
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 08/02/2025It will be a little funny when Trump packs the court. We can admit that’ll be a little funny. 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 03/02/2025We got pizza that was so good I’m proud of myself 110
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I’ve been listening to bro hymn every day to stay positive. 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Make sure they sing bro hymn if I ever die (I will never die) 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 16/01/2025It rules that no amount of money can fix the tech guys’ faces 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I just saw a Walmart commercial that was a keurig commercial that was also a Gilmore girls reboot during a college football game. Am I having a stroke. 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I was able to do a kick flip for exactly five years. Now? Not even an Ollie. Thanks Obama 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 27/11/2024A guy whose goin to the gym more so he can skank again 010
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 26/11/2024After years of ignorance I fear I may soon know precisely what wicked is 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Damn drake lost the beef so bad he’s doing his own personal stop the steal 031
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Is Google on here? Some one gotta tell Google their ai is not smart enough to be in charge of the internet 010
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 19/11/2024It must be so cool to know that if you’re righteously angry and start doing a Haka your crew will just jump in line. 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Let he who hasn’t flown a minor across state lines for a cocaine sex party cast the first stone 030
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Listening to black flag and gotta be honest TV Party sounds much better than my current sitch 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Just reflexively liked an automated message from a healthcare provider and the bit responded asking if I’m dumb 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Getting mad when I hear people pronounce Tolkien correctly 110
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 31/01/2024Mf took on tiny tartanella only went one round smh 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 13/01/2024Reflecting on how the Beatles invented metal and white people doing ska but have never been given proper credit for making two of the most annoying kinds of guy 000
Reposted by Croc Dad 420Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/11/2023[MEPHISTOPHELES exits] FAUST (self-satisfied): Fleeced his ass. Bet they’ll be calling this a “Faustian bargain” by the time all is said and done! 117315
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 23/11/2023The call it walking pneumonia because if you don’t go to work when you have it you’ll be walking to the unemployment line 010
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 28/10/2023I think this full moon is gonna be the one where I finally become a werewolf 100
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 26/10/2023Gonna call the next guy I see smoking “Mr. cigarettes” 000
Reposted by Croc Dad 420Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 14/10/2023When David Byrne first came out in the Big Suit I would have lost my fuckin mind 1011013
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 14/10/2023I like James Taylor but man it normally sucks pretty bad if a guy with an acoustic guitar asks if you like James Taylor and then starts playing 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 12/10/2023TikTok’s best feature is the class action lawsuit class member seeking paid content 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Democrats in a tough spot as millions of voters like me will only vote for Biden to protect Hunter 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 21/09/2023It’s so hard not to get hot girl tattoos. A bird in flight on the collarbone, a skeleton sitting with its legs crossed and holding a cigarette on your thigh, a Viking cleaving a serpent in twain with an axe on your back, a tarot card anywhere! 020
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 12/08/2023Oh me? I’m singing the word “predator” to the tune of Panama and picking something to watch 000
Croc Dad 420 @codyskinner.bsky.social · 30/07/2023I can not wait to read the Wikipedia plot summary for the Meg 2: the trench 100
