Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 22/09/2026the last thing you see before they add protein to the normal saline 040
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 16/09/2026when someone tries to explain acid-base balance to me 030
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 16/09/2026this is how I feel listening to every patient in triage 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 09/09/2026When you tell med-surg you haven’t seen their bladder scanner 011
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 07/09/2026When my patient says they don’t know what the pain med is called but it starts with the letter D 031
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 07/09/2026“we’re adding a new 37 question screening tool to the triage note” 000
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 07/09/2026Me to the floor nurse when I told them the patient must’ve had that BM in the elevator on the way up to their room from the ER 001
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 07/09/2026So you fell on it and that’s how it got into your colon 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 27/08/2026one of 7,000 recalled foods gives you diarrhea? no problem. we’ll replace those lost fluids with ✨fiberglass-contaminated saline✨ this is the worst timeline 063
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 25/07/2026nurses wearing Figs watching you walk to the scrub machine 000
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 25/07/2026Me trying to make friends with the travel nurse during my lunch break 051
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 13/07/2026This sudden severe chest pain radiating to the back that feels like ripping is an ESI 5 sorry 000
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 15/06/2026the dumbest nurse on the unit at their daisy award ceremony with the hospital CEO 061
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 10/05/2026Conservatives: “mental illness is to blame for mass shootings” Conservatives: *bans SSRI’s* 050
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 10/05/2026if RFK bans my SSRI’s i won’t tell anyone but there would be signs 030
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 06/05/2026me starting my first job in nursing vs me a year later 020
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 03/05/2026me flicking through hospital policies when the joint commission asks how long the glucometer testing fluid is good for knowing damn well the answer ain’t in there 130
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 03/05/2026me watching my triage patient with abdominal pain wash down a bag of flamin hots with a lemonade 020
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 19/04/2026if your nurse wears this on date night, you’re gonna make it 040
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 19/04/2026Steve Bannon is channeling my favorite frequent flyer in triage by pissing himself in front of a room full of people and acting like it’s not happening 030
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 19/04/2026how bro looks at me when a patient threatens to leave AMA if they don’t get what they want 020
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 14/04/2026someone is pitching this in the Figs boardroom right now 030
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 05/04/2026Me: “what is your pain level from 0-10?” My dementia patient: 060
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 27/03/2026Druski as Erika Kirk just looks like the patient’s wife that asks for the doctor every five minutes and says their daughter is a nurse (they’re a CNA) 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 24/03/2026government: you have to flush pharmaceuticals down the drain also government: 011
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 24/03/2026me when i meet my commanding officer after getting drafted because i’m a healthcare provider 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 11/03/2026first time i wasn’t jealous of nurses in california 020
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 30/07/2025Just figured out why my last couple ER shifts felt so chill 040
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 19/07/2025the travel nurse and married resident when you walk in the on-call room 050
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 08/02/2025that one nurse on your unit that doesn’t like to take pictures 061
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 15/01/2025my supervisor created a RedNote account just to ask me to come in for overtime 080
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 15/01/2025why is this guy every triage patient with toe pain when they see me bring back a stroke first 041
