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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

cue "I learned it from watching you!" anti-smoking ad...

Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Post on Facebook by Ullico, the "Union Labor Life Insurance Company" with a truly egregious bio for AOC: "waitress, bartender, and member of US Congress". What the actual fuck? Hey, with allies like these, no wonder the left keeps getting stabbed in the back.

Screenshot of Ullico Inc Facebook post quoting Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez "We have had a dramatic realignment in American society behind the power of the union and the power of union workers ... solidifying the power of solidarity and collective action in advancing workers' rights." BUT then lists her bio in the byline as "waitress, bartender, and member of the U.S. Congress"

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I believe every red blooded American child should have the same opportunity to grow up unhappy that I did 🫡🇺🇸

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Yes! Bias will always exist & recognizing which biases are permeating into our systems of govt & enabling us to discount the hardships of others is key to ensure we are working for the betterment of our entire society.

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

ONE QUESTION - WHO'S BUILDING AND STAFFING THIS BEAUTIFUL INFRASTRUCTURE, SEAN?

Hbomberguy on youtube bursts thru floral wall paper to ask the tough questions.

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Them: Where are you going? Me: New shop opened, I need to go do some more shopping

Neon store sign that says “Little’s Hoes” (actually “Little’s Shoes”, but the “S” is burned out

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Mayor greeting a slumlord who’s killing tenants by shutting off heat or AC when it gets too expensive

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Walmart by me has “patriotic” Christmas wrap, in case you needed another red flag when your family gathers for the holidays.

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Another reason to be glad I was never fully ska-pilled haha

Above a Twitter video where Gwen Stefani hawks a prayer app, a Twitter poster states: Biologist here! This is actually the normal life cycle of a person from Orange County. All ska and pop punk kids eventually become Christian reactionaries.

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Basic white boy here. Fill in my opinions below.

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Love when Excel gets confused and suddenly can't find the cell I'm clicking on. Like - I get it, bro, I'm stressed too, but can you GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER? I don't need XCOM aiming in my daily excel experience.

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Hillbilly “fire” wood? Any Baltimorians want to chime in?

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

But the Somali pirates took over, right?

I’m the captain now meme from Captain Phillips movie

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

"...and they were in the closet skeeting and I saw the skeet and it was an alf hog and the alf hog looked at me"

Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons telling his parents "I saw Mr Skinner and Mrs Krappable in the janitors closet and they were making a baby and the baby looked at me"

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Me: Hey Marketwatch, how fucked up do you think the economy will be? Marketwatch: Have you considered your only option might be to die at your desk?

Photo of a market watch online news headline: “A retirement expert’s best advice? Don’t retire.”

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

For those who felt constrained by top/bottom/vers, a new option just dropped: powerpussy

A tshirt with a Power Puff Girls parody with cats as the main characters titled the POWERPUSSY CATS

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

HumbleBundles are great! Already have a game? Then you get a ✨FREE✨copy to gift to a friend or stranger!! Lastly, WHENEVER YOU BUY A BUNDLE *ALWAYS* click “Adjust Donation” and slide the Humble share down to the min so that you can max out your contribution to the charity and/or publisher.

Screenshot of the humble bundle order page adjust donation box. Adjust the humble slider down to the minimum

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Is your cat anything like my monsters?

Cat: hey
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Cat: hey
Me: what
Cat: omg ew ur obsessed with me

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Huh, why do we care about trans rights if we’re not transgender? Because the #1 reason for stripping transgender individuals of their expression is to leverage that into undoing other hard won rights.

Trans rights as the first of many dominoes, followed by gay rights & Freedom of Expression, Women’s Rights & Free Love, Free Speech & Deviancy, Freedom of Religion & Modernity…

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

So glad to see Gaetz served his purpose and burned out our outrage early so Trump can nominate someone with no name recognition who is a million times worse

Matt Gaetz big stupid face is centered over a headline stating he is withdrawing from consideration as Trump’s attorney general.

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

@bencollins.bsky.social hey - I thought you bought infowars, not NYT 😭

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

The economic redevelopment of East Palestine after the rail disaster is a complete joke. A “VIP Shoppers Club”? In a hamlet of 4k people 30mi from anywhere? And they’ve plastered ads on billboards and streaming all over. Nobody is driving to superfund McD for a BOGO McMuffin epohio.org/rewards/

A shopping bad graphic for East Palestine, OH with a crudely drawn cloud of black smoke rising from behind the town and “progress” scratched out out of the motto so it reads: Pride, Tradition, Petrochemical Burns

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

Companies dump truckloads of $$$ into AI because 1) hypetrain fomo & 2) increased leverage against skilled labor. It’s the same reason hospitals justify paying travel RNs $3k a week, but won’t give their permanent staff cost of living raises - it’s an investment towards capping labor cost. 👎 ✊

Posted by @jeffowski on Twitter “The underlying purpose of AI is to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth”

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

We must protect our artists’ precious bodily fluids. It’s our last line of defense against the communist threat.

A black and white still from the movie Dr Strangelove, where a military officer declares the need to protect “All of our precious bodily fluids.”

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

Oh shit, I missed a call from Trump because my kids would not stop talking about Pokémon.

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

Nothing quite like a daily, fifteen minute gylt-trip

Like chili, all the disparate pieces of my life fall to the ground around me
For reference, the image shows Kevin, from the office, spilling his huge pot of chili, and falling on the floor in a pool of chili

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 21/09/2024

If you see this poast loof (Yes, he’s that big because he ate the couch)

Tubby little gremlin pretending to be a cat

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 21/09/2024

Capitalism consumes all. Today tshirts,… 2034:

Big ass hippo-pig-a-pus for eating in a world that only knows how to devour

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

What a totally reasonable response - ☑️Lincoln the tyrant? ☑️We want progressives to be embarrassed to live here? ☑️Pervasive hints at violence?

Official Statement from The Libertarian Party of New Hampshire on Political Assassinations
1) We would never advocate for the assassination of a tyrannical President. That's illegal. We were merely acknowledging how some members would react to one. These feelings are no different than how many leftists reacted and continue to react to assassination attempts on Donald Trump.
2) Libertarians are not pacifists. We are not "non-violent." Libertarians are against the initiation of force, but threats to property rights and self-determination exist everywhere. It is morally correct to use violence to stop aggression.
3) The concept of "political violence" is incoherent. Libertarians believe acts are either consensual or non-consensual, aggression or non-aggression. Politicians and state actors do not have extra rights.
4) If you celebrate the Pine Tree Riot, the War for American Independence, or (cont’d in next picture)

(Cont’d ) …or the assassination of past tyrants like Abraham Lincoln, you believe that violence is sometimes necessary to advance or protect freedom. Perhaps you do not think it is strategically or morally correct to use violence today, but you clearly believe it is within bounds.
Celebrating past self-defense while abhorring any current self-defense is logically inconsistent.
5) We want progressives, socialists, and democrats to be embarrassed to live here. While we won't be initiating violence against them, it's good when authoritarians feel unsafe or uncomfortable.

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 30/08/2024

Envious of your access to good German sandwich places, because those are hard to find here, but I also get this is kind of a Brazil nut situation

Homer’s Brazilian kidnappers tell him they just call Brazil nuts, nuts.

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 30/08/2024

There were only two ways to use Axe body spray: 1) as part of a massive cover up to hide your identity from every dog in a 6 mile radius 🐕 2) with a bic lighter to make fireballs 🔥and impress your friends