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Desiccated Cephalopod

@codasquid.bsky.social
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Basic white boy, add avocado for just $2 The only fat cats I support are the chonky monsters terrorizing my house. To my followers and lovers, thanks for the opportunity to disappoint. 🙏

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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
After the buzz about the upcoming 40k shows, I was checking out some of the lore online and first impression is the boys yearn for Catholicism
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Post on Facebook by Ullico, the "Union Labor Life Insurance Company" with a truly egregious bio for AOC: "waitress, bartender, and member of US Congress". What the actual fuck? Hey, with allies like these, no wonder the left keeps getting stabbed in the back.
Screenshot of Ullico Inc Facebook post quoting Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez "We have had a dramatic realignment in American society behind the power of the union and the power of union workers ... solidifying the power of solidarity and collective action in advancing workers' rights." BUT then lists her bio in the byline as "waitress, bartender, and member of the U.S. Congress"
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Catherine O'Hara finally figures out how to fold it in, but leaves Macaulay Culkin behind again. www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
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Catherine O’Hara death: Schitt’s Creek and Home Alone star dead at 71
Canada-native comedy legend was also known for 'SCTV,' 'Best in Show' and 'The Studio'
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Truly wild! Who would be big enough to acquire Apple? Tim is cooked
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
hey @erinbiba.bsky.social ! I am trying to find a good solution for collaborative research across a reasonably large team (30ish folks) - ideally, I think I am looking for something to map out research sub-projects, record results, and document definitions and preferred methodologies. Thoughts?
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I've been away for a while due to [gesturers vaguely around at world on fire], but it's great to be back here catching up... [scrolls thru feed of a fires around the world]... oh no...
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
This sounds bad, because kids could easily rack up payments without realizing and companies will use this to push more expensive digital shit - but you haven't even given companies a chance to create gig-jobs that only earn credits against debts to skirt labor laws? kotaku.com/buy-now-pay-...
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Buy Now, Pay Later Is Coming To Free-To-Play Games Like Fortnite
Soon, you'll be able to finance pricey cosmetics via monthly payment plans, but you probably shouldn't
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
If one more person at work extolls the value of AI in their daily workflow, I'm going to scream gizmodo.com/its-breathta...
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It's Breathtaking How Fast AI Is Screwing Up the Education System
Thanks to a new breed of chatbots, American stupidity is escalating at an advanced pace.
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Except the real Silicon Valley model of consent is to secretly opt you into changes to the agreement and then blame the user for not understanding how to undo the opt-in/make it too late for an opt-out to matter.
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Can't wait for the sharpie edit of these reports to tell us what we should *really* be thinking about these economic indicators
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Yes! Bias will always exist & recognizing which biases are permeating into our systems of govt & enabling us to discount the hardships of others is key to ensure we are working for the betterment of our entire society.
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Hmm, if only there were an easy way to determine who should get due process and who shouldn’t? Just think, if we applied that across all courts it would free up so much bandwidth!
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Hey all! The world is colossally fucked up rn. Not knowing what kind of life will be available to my kids scares the shit out of me - and yet - I can’t live on pure cortisol. I need hope and comfort as well. Send me pics of weird birds!
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
If bricking a Tesla is domestic terrorism now, does that mean Muskie is an accessory to terrorism? Or would the car wash be the terrorist?
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
More obeying in advance….
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Musk's approach in Twitter, DOGE and all of his endeavors reveals that he fundamentally does not believe in a business model that succeeds outside of explicit exploitation and does not understand the value of labor.
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
ONE QUESTION - WHO'S BUILDING AND STAFFING THIS BEAUTIFUL INFRASTRUCTURE, SEAN?
Hbomberguy on youtube bursts thru floral wall paper to ask the tough questions.
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Don't make me tap the sign again www.cato.org/blog/us-citi...
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U.S. Citizens Were 89% of Convicted Fentanyl Traffickers in 2022
Instead of attacking immigrants, policymakers should focus on effective solutions that help people at risk of a fentanyl overdose.
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
acting head of public diplomacy at the State Department under the supposedly normal Marco Rubio. fired for going to a white nationalist conference in Trump's first term, but apparently now that's no longer disqualifying
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Wow - he’s cutting waste left and right. See here he’s saving us the cost and time of an actual investigation by just declaring who’s at fault. This will make things so much clearer moving forward. 🙄
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
10% of people evidently
A meme. It has two women, in the first it says “I can excuse pardoning the Jan 6 insurrectionists, but I draw the line at ‘Gulf of America’”. In the second it says “you can excuse pardoning the Jan 6 insurrectionists?”
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Teddy Wilson @reportbywilson.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
At least 16 of president-elect Donald Trump's nominees to serve in his administration either directly contributed to Project 2025, or have connections to the organizations behind Project 2025.
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Breaking: Repubs now very concerned about 14th Amendment is not being interpreted and applied correctly
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I’m not a hoarder, I’m a full stack developer
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Them: Where are you going? Me: New shop opened, I need to go do some more shopping
Neon store sign that says “Little’s Hoes” (actually “Little’s Shoes”, but the “S” is burned out
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Of course, the solution to this is to cut taxes on billionaires and let them found company towns where they own the real estate and all the shops and services and set their own regulations and ….
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
If I decompress any more while off work I might fully lose my physical form and that’s why my jeans don’t fit any more
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
What’s the over-under on this being a massive fraud?
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Carl Gibson 🍉 @crgibs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Tom Robinson in a hot dog costume yelling: "We're all trying to find the guy who did this"
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Ultra conservative Europeans want to leave Europe? Isn’t this how we got the US? Ooh - where should we send them?
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Mayor greeting a slumlord who’s killing tenants by shutting off heat or AC when it gets too expensive
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hahahhahahahahahahaha I’m not holding my breath on a response
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
“Santa said I could have his milk” 🥛😸
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Me when I try to do a trick on my kid’s skateboard:
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Walmart by me has “patriotic” Christmas wrap, in case you needed another red flag when your family gathers for the holidays.
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Another reason to be glad I was never fully ska-pilled haha
Above a Twitter video where Gwen Stefani hawks a prayer app, a Twitter poster states: Biologist here!  This is actually the normal life cycle of a person from Orange County. All ska and pop punk kids eventually become Christian reactionaries.
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
If not today, Satan would like to know by when. Your deliverables are holding up the entire backlog - fuck, the PM is not gonna be happy about this…
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi falls in Luxembourg as fate steps in to thwart her attempt to block AOC from Oversight Committee top seat.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
incredible plot summary
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This was written by bear with a napkin tucked under his chin
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Celebrate artists being intentional about the experiences they are creating and phoning in the aspects of their work that doesn't improve that experience.
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
ChatGPT doesn’t understand shit. It’s not smart. It’s not intelligent. You’re playing vocab lottery with a enormous statistics calculator
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The world will be certain my actions were driven by my shitty Balatro fails
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
To those that complain this an overreaction, sure, today it was a rogue snowball but if this is not stopped then what’s next? Spilled cocoa? Stolen gumdrops?
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
When you try to support your friend, but they double down on their bullshit hahaha
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
LOL nobody ask me how many days I can't remember
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A good rule of thumb is to assume harm will be distributed agnostically and benefits specifically
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Glorious
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Love when Excel gets confused and suddenly can't find the cell I'm clicking on. Like - I get it, bro, I'm stressed too, but can you GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER? I don't need XCOM aiming in my daily excel experience.
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Desiccated Cephalopod @codasquid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
FACT: I was craving a burger and saw this image and am no longer hungry. IT CURED MY HUNGER - THANK YOU BIBLICALLY ACCURATE BURGER 🙏🙏🙏
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