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Standing athwart history, yelling Yes Daddy

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Coda @codahale.com · 21h
Why did we outsource this to Area X
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Coda @codahale.com · 29/09/2026
It was introduced in NCSA Mosaic and is called, I regret to inform you, a “throbber”
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Coda @codahale.com · 29/09/2026
mf said glurpo
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Coda @codahale.com · 29/09/2026
Each glurpo is powered by a small homunculus, called a glurpo
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Coda @codahale.com · 29/09/2026
Slate?
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Coda @codahale.com · 28/09/2026
I’m gonna give him all my data and tell him to manage my money
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Coda @codahale.com · 28/09/2026
Brother, have you not heard the song? The men sing it in the mines as they trade their lives for the future. The women sing it in the crèches as they trade theirs. We are not of the people, Brother, but we must be among them. Your Spotify algorithm has turned from the Volk; you must be corrected.
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Coda @codahale.com · 28/09/2026
I let my kid watch one (1) Miyazaki film and now she’s eating with chopsticks and demanding rice
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Coda @codahale.com · 26/09/2026
I just went into my garage and turned on the light and Tilly Norwood was in there and hissed at me and then I had to open the garage door and use a broom to get her out of there
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Coda @codahale.com · 26/09/2026
Fly fishing. Warhammer 40K. Curta calculators. Fantasy swords.
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Coda @codahale.com · 26/09/2026
We call that the “veto leg” in this house
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Coda @codahale.com · 25/09/2026
What the fuck is a job interview
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Coda @codahale.com · 25/09/2026
I mean, specifically I was reminded of this bsky.app/profile/ronn...
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Coda @codahale.com · 25/09/2026
Oh, you mean clank-39?
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Coda @codahale.com · 24/09/2026
The 2007-03-29 Achewood strip where Teodor says “Hey guys! Guess who just got… 🎶 yellllled 🎶 aaaat! 🎶”
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Coda @codahale.com · 24/09/2026
I know y’all are clowning on Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality but there’s a plot arc where Harry is trying to manifest his patronus and it’s a surprisingly touching and emotional scene when he finally does and it’s a brilliant, shining waifu pillow
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Coda @codahale.com · 24/09/2026
Can’t a girl have hobbies* *a monomaniacal adoption of the totalizing worldview of her much older boyfriend who looks like he’s made out of margarine
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Coda @codahale.com · 22/09/2026
Show up for her, stay for Orville Peck as a ludicrously caked-up Vega
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Coda @codahale.com · 22/09/2026
Hell yeah brother
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Coda @codahale.com · 21/09/2026
Steak and sauerkraut’s no way for a man to live
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Coda @codahale.com · 21/09/2026
I figure DC has been littered with functional sniper nests since 9/11, so the novel thing about Trump announcing his arch is gonna be a GI Joe base is more about our mad king’s pickled brain and less about force projection in the capital
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Coda @codahale.com · 21/09/2026
This slogan probably hits real different in Utah
A package of Healthy Baby wet wipes, with the slogan “Because baby is soaking it all in”
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Coda @codahale.com · 21/09/2026
Was it in the middle of Ormeau Park or did they put it somewhere that they could actually shoot people from?
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Coda @codahale.com · 21/09/2026
If Trump builds that sniper tower, it means any big Braveheart-style mass rush through Arlington Cemetery and subsequent swim across the Potomac and then another run across the National Mall would be a bloodbath
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Coda @codahale.com · 20/09/2026
Arch full of drones, so I’m guessing the ol boy has the actual Minions on board doing his urban pacification planning
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Coda @codahale.com · 20/09/2026
Mans got them Tilly Norwood eyes
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Coda @codahale.com · 19/09/2026
If you’ve seen startup founders make pitch decks with insane addressable market numbers and hopelessly optimistic conversion percentages, then longtermism is going to feel really familiar
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Coda @codahale.com · 19/09/2026
The great thing about the new Siri is that it continues listening, so after you say “set a timer for two minutes”, it picks up the constant stream of gibberish your kid is saying and then decides it doesn’t know what the fuck you want and cancels out
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Coda @codahale.com · 19/09/2026
The thing is, it won’t be everyone. Someone is gonna be way too OK with it and that’ll be something you can’t un-know about them.
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Coda @codahale.com · 19/09/2026
This place has the juice
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Coda @codahale.com · 18/09/2026
Complete with radio transceiver collar, yeah
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Coda @codahale.com · 18/09/2026
AGENTS for AGENTS
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Coda @codahale.com · 18/09/2026
[to the tune of Soft Cell’s “Sex Dwarf”] SEX CULT
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Coda @codahale.com · 17/09/2026
Tempted to get into AI development working exclusively on recursive self-improvement just to give all the nerds heart palpitations
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Coda @codahale.com · 17/09/2026
Feels like the real P(doom) risk is an AGI being asked to cure cancer and then chaotically pivoting to paperclip manufacturing after the first compaction
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Coda @codahale.com · 16/09/2026
That lady what pickled her brain said something brain-pickled about pickling brains
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Coda @codahale.com · 16/09/2026
And if you get a chance, you have *got* to go to one of the traditional hardstyle dances
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Coda @codahale.com · 16/09/2026
No no, they’ve got mushrooms, too, plus the ancient purification ceremony of the “sauna”
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Coda @codahale.com · 16/09/2026
One of my favorite albums this year and wow wow wow the boys put on a hell of a show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDtu...
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Fred again.. & LATIN MAFIA - Full Mixtape Playback, Palacio De Los Deportes (CDMX, 30th July 2026)
YouTube video by Fred again . .
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Coda @codahale.com · 14/09/2026
“Let’s make the front of my building look like a low-effort YouTube thumbnail”
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Coda @codahale.com · 14/09/2026
Showed this post to my wife and it reminded her she still had two leaves and some pine needles in her pockets from this morning
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Coda @codahale.com · 14/09/2026
And yet, RIP the day after getting your shots
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Coda @codahale.com · 14/09/2026
Yeah, I was riding that tiger yesterday. Ate some naproxen and reminded myself how much worse it is to actually have the flu/covid.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 13/09/2026
Meme of a man progressively putting on a clown costume, with the caption: tuning in for the race at F1's newest track
itss another street circuit with no passing
the race is decided by a virtual safety car
the circuit isn't even in a senic part of town,basically just lapping a convention center
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Coda @codahale.com · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Fougasse
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Coda @codahale.com · 13/09/2026
Ok let’s hear from the Milhouse Van Houten with contacts on the potential dangers of this technology
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia
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Coda @codahale.com · 11/09/2026
Just got my updated flu and Covid shots, plus my second HPV shot, so ya boy is going full insanity pepper tonight
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Coda @codahale.com · 10/09/2026
I think it’s great that Apple’s adding text message classification and filtering in iOS 27, but it would be even better if it fucking worked, like, at all
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