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Standing athwart history, yelling Yes Daddy

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Coda @codahale.com · 24/09/2026
The 2007-03-29 Achewood strip where Teodor says “Hey guys! Guess who just got… 🎶 yellllled 🎶 aaaat! 🎶”
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Coda @codahale.com · 21/09/2026
This slogan probably hits real different in Utah
A package of Healthy Baby wet wipes, with the slogan “Because baby is soaking it all in”
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Coda @codahale.com · 01/09/2026
No, it’s an added-by-default thing
A screenshot of a $6.23 optional “Worry-Free Delivery” add-on powered by the fuckholes at Seel
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Coda @codahale.com · 06/08/2026
“Who’s That Pokémon” screen with W.W. Denslow’s illustration of Humpty Dumpty
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Coda @codahale.com · 03/08/2026
The “I don’t like sand” scene with everything but the word “sand” in the subtitles scribbled out
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Coda @codahale.com · 03/08/2026
Yeah
A Watch Duty screenshot showing the American West covered in active wildfire icons.
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Coda @codahale.com · 02/08/2026
Me and the boys
A box saying “Potent. Clean. Effectively dosed.”
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Coda @codahale.com · 02/06/2026
Meanwhile in Texas
American Psycho “let’s see Paul Allen’s card” meme but it says “let’s see Ken Paxton’s girlfriend”
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Coda @codahale.com · 23/05/2026
A Star Trek: Deep Space Nine title card that says “The Gang Finds A Wormhole”
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Coda @codahale.com · 21/05/2026
Happy Birthday!
Me and my dog Beans who is sitting on the couch like a person if that person was doing a Salacious B. Crumb impression My dog Penny, a retired pitbull, doing her best throw pillow impression on a couch
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Coda @codahale.com · 10/05/2026
If somebody does it, it’ll be for shit like this
"Anyone who engages in or endorses political violence or assassination culture must be condemned in the harshest terms possible," said White House spokesman Davis Ingle. "They should also immediately seek psychiatric help to treat their severe and debilitating case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has warped their brains and made them sick in the head."
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Coda @codahale.com · 02/05/2026
Probably should have read this one first before I bought it for my kid
A book cover of a cartoon chimp wearing a flower garland, happily looking up. The title is “Grumpy Monkey: Midsommar”. (The original book is “Grumpy Monkey: Spring Fever”.)
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Coda @codahale.com · 21/03/2026
Fucking disgraceful. Had to scramble the hootchie-daddy shorts this morning, wheels aren’t even prepped
A screenshot of the Apple Weather app showing a high of 89F, 36F higher than the average for this day of 53F
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Coda @codahale.com · 01/03/2026
It’s even fast on dogshit AMD64 processors
A screenshot of a Go benchmark showing my permutation-based cryptography dingus in an AEAD scheme doing 1-byte plaintexts in 915ns/op and getting up to ~1800MiB/sec for 32KiB+ plaintexts
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Coda @codahale.com · 01/03/2026
Look at my boy, he’s beautiful
The output of some Go benchmarks showing my permutation-based cryptography project in an AEAD scheme with performance going from ~400ns/op for 1-byte plaintexts to ~4GiB/sec for 32KiB+ inputs.
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Coda @codahale.com · 22/01/2026
Me, waving to the third driving instructor and student in the neighborhood today:
Lee Pace as Brother Day/Empire doing the “respect and enjoy the peace” bit from Foundation
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Coda @codahale.com · 20/01/2026
Jamelle Bouie, doing a finger gun at the camera, saying “that’s a piss baby”.
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Coda @codahale.com · 30/12/2025
Coward
The fuckin inconstant ahh moon
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Coda @codahale.com · 23/12/2025
Hell yeah, AI saving me time today
A screenshot of a bunch of Apple AI suggested responses running into each other, forming the text “re, Friday the 2nd woFriday the 2nd does”
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Coda @codahale.com · 23/11/2025
Washington, Washington
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Coda @codahale.com · 11/11/2025
Cookie Monster chasing the Smart Cookies, a group of which he is ostensibly a member
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Coda @codahale.com · 05/11/2025
Lotta post-race analysis of Mamdani’s campaign and victory speech but not nearly enough people are talking about this specific moment:
Zohan Mamdani looking affable and gracious while his wife, Rama Duwajii, tosses him the most sultry look I've ever seen on a politician’s spouse.
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Coda @codahale.com · 19/10/2025
I am not at all joking. On his second run he crashed so hard he had to be airlifted from the site.
Adolf Silva’s entire ass.
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Coda @codahale.com · 09/10/2025
Found a bobcat
A zoom photo of a bobcat crossing a suburban road.
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Coda @codahale.com · 06/10/2025
Found an elk:
A bull elk eating grass in a clearing.
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Coda @codahale.com · 26/09/2025
Thanks, I’d rather suck a dog’s nose dry
A sign in a shop window that says “chat with our AI kavatender”
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Coda @codahale.com · 18/09/2025
Always good to know Slack’s helping me stay informed
A screenshot of Slack with a “up arrow new messages” lozenge floating above a “down arrow latest messages” lozenge.
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Coda @codahale.com · 17/09/2025
Found a storm:
A dirt road in a forest fire burn scar with some epic storm clouds in the sky.
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Coda @codahale.com · 12/09/2025
I found a bear today:
A small black bear up a pine tree
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Coda @codahale.com · 02/09/2025
Can’t park there mate
An abandoned car off the side of a dirt road in the mountains, held by a tree, bearing a red recovery tag
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Coda @codahale.com · 27/08/2025
I got depression so RFK Jr is making me work on the
COKE FARM
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Coda @codahale.com · 06/08/2025
A big “Rooted In Oakland” sign
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Coda @codahale.com · 23/07/2025
Tune in after the stage for trenchant analysis with Lance, Wiggins, Hincapie, and guest star Johan Bruyneel:
“me and the boys” Spider-Man villain meme
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Coda @codahale.com · 22/07/2025
Always a good day when you have to air down
A Rivian R1S on a dirt road having its tires aired back up
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Coda @codahale.com · 08/07/2025
I found a mountain:
A scenic vista of Panorama Peak outside Estes Park
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Coda @codahale.com · 03/07/2025
Me during my daily playing of The Mountain Goats’ “This Year”
Man pointing at himself in the mirror
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Coda @codahale.com · 30/06/2025
Found some moose:
A black mama moose and a lil brown baby moose, filmed from inside a car way way way the fuck away from Mrs. Gigantic Protective Kick Machine and her kid.A black mama moose and a lil brown baby moose, filmed from inside a car way way way the fuck away from Mrs. Gigantic Protective Kick Machine and her kid.
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Coda @codahale.com · 24/06/2025
Who wore it better
John Travolta as a fucking weirdo in Battlefield EarthMe with some LEDs shoved up my nose
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Coda @codahale.com · 24/06/2025
Found a snake today:
A coiled rattlesnake on a trail, deeply miffed about having its lil sunny moment blown up by a stupid mountain biker.
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Coda @codahale.com · 12/06/2025
how can I sleep with scenes like these in LA
La La Land
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Coda @codahale.com · 30/05/2025
lfg
Ridiculously good looking man holding a bottle of bubbles
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Coda @codahale.com · 22/05/2025
Happy birthday from Beans and Penny!
Beans, a nervous Jack Russell terrier/chihuahua/iguana mix, stares into your soul.Penny, a recumbent pitbull elder, gets tummy rubs.
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Coda @codahale.com · 08/04/2025
So yeah… if you could just… adopt that AI for me… yeah… that’d be great…
Bill Lumbergh from “Office Space” leaning on a cubicle wall
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Coda @codahale.com · 07/04/2025
Hey guys it’s a red wave
a WSJ screenshot of various indexes being down bad
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Coda @codahale.com · 01/04/2025
A sign saying “Think: don’t lift more than you can handle"
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Coda @codahale.com · 31/03/2025
One imagines Sisyphus eepy
A stuffed Goofy wrapped in a blanket on top of another blanket sleeping on a pillow made to look like a rock
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Coda @codahale.com · 29/03/2025
Go go gadget midlife crisis
A photo of the back of a new Rivian R1S with a mountain bike on a hitch rack.
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Coda @codahale.com · 09/03/2025
A screen capture of the One Eyed Jack’s sign from Twin Peaks
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Coda @codahale.com · 04/03/2025
Nadine, Big Ed, and Norma from Twin Peaks S2, all in bed together
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Coda @codahale.com · 02/03/2025
I probably shouldn’t have sung along during the Half Time Show
A text message saying “Drake is approaching with your order from Chipotle Mexican Grill.”
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