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@cocowrites.bsky.social
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I write books and suffer in court rooms

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
BRING THEM ALL HOME
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
All but overturning Humphrey's Executor is so bad. The Court is basically deleting the concept of agencies being able to say 'no' to the president if they think he's out of line. Just erasing an important institutional safeguard that has been accepted law for 90 years.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This is so bad and will screw up so many cases that have nothing to do with the Federal Government as a defendant. Just absolute anarchic destruction of the legal system because they are upset that the Court won't let them shred the constitution.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
If they float, they're speaking hearsay. If they sink (RIP) their testimony was valid. This is very simple.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
My favorite version of this is family law where you are often in post judgment purgatory using civil procedure laws from 10-15 years ago (and my state adopted Daubert in 2013)
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Stancil has had his moments
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Nah, we're just going full ex post facto now. All gas no brakes.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Idk about the new haircut
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I love waking up more tired than I was when I went to bed
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Update on the other app. Grok is now bringing up South Africa in like every post without prompting. This is what happens when you try to engage with it on WHY that's happening.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Field achieved
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Good morning! Heading to the badger spring game. What are you all up to?
Good morning!  I'm heading to the badger spring game.  What are you up to this Saturday?
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
A full glass of club soda and port later: this doesn't taste nearly as much like fruit punch as i expected.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
He's playing First Day of My Life, and a bunch of people that were standing still are singing along and shit. Way too much serotonin in this room rn.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I think Conor Oberst is sober. I want a refund.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Spent the entire day thinking sad thoughts to prepare for this!
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Enjoying my last coffee before bean prices go up like 50%. How is everyone else enjoying the 'liberation day' fallout?
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Updated Turing Test Metrics: OUT can it have a conversation that is indistinguishable from a humans? IN can you select all the squares with a motorcycle in them? IN The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it-
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Thought: maybe rural broadband was a net negative because it gave peepaw access to q anon and melted his brain like an ice cream cone on a sunny day
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Please pete
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Just gave someone suggestions for brunch, and they were rejected for being "too fruity." Reeling right now. Hopes and prayers would be appreciated in these trying times
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
What percentage of twitter ads could be cured with anti psychotics?
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
My wife buying shots for the table: *pointing at me* "they can go on his tab"
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Happy March Madness to all who celebrate. Can't drink all day unless you start in the morning.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The NYT
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Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Imagine being so stupid you literally cannot understand that Chuck Schumer is bad and Biden's economy is good at the same time. Like your entire thought process is "everything in this pile of loosely associated ideas must be The Best or The Worst." Congratulations, you're the left
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Recent events have convinced me. I slipped in the shower and hit my head in 2016. The rest of this has been a coma. Sorry guys, you're all going to disappear when I wake up but my family misses me.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hey Google. Play "Break My Heart" by Dua Lipa.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
“I’m a normie mainstream lib and I want to burn the United States free of MAGA by any means necessary”
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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Taunie & Friends, from Pokemon Legends ZA #art #pokemon #pokemonlegendsza #plza
Taunie, the feminine rival character

Chikorita, Zygard Cells and Core, Totodile, and Tepig

Background inspired by the walls and windows of Hotel Z
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Good Morning
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Blue Sky will never hit the big time until I start getting ads like this
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
There's so much wrong with the world that it'll drive you crazy unless you focus on the good and the ways that things are moving slowly in the right direction.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It's like training for a race. Don't compare yourself to someone else, they might have a better build than you or be having a good day or a bad day. Compare yourself to yourself. Are your 1/4 race splits better today than yesterday? Than last week? Than last month?
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This diva
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The party that wants to put social security in the stock market is also magdumping tariffs directly into the stock market's dick and balls. I think I'm good without privatization, thank you very much.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Wolverine in bed touching a photograph dot jpeg
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I cut myself under my eye, and it is incredibly annoying (eyedoxx)
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Move fast and break things (things being specifically your own personal wealth)
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My brain needs to understand a plot so I've tried to watch it like 3 times and never made it past episode two because I keep on short circuiting.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Okay I'm confused. Where's the coy white supremacy? The winks and nods to European Culture? No one has accused a second generation Hispanic man of being an undocumented immigrant that ate a labradoodle yet. Come on, at LEAST give me FB Marketplace boomers. I need SOMETHING here.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
(TW) Used Potty Words
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
That entire show feels like it needs to be dosed with ketamine so that I can understand like... 30% of it.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My wife has one with a cartoon dog that says "tummy ache survivor" and that's basically my entire vibe today
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Genuinely, if I see someone trying to argue that the "Acts of Congress" portion of the first amendment only applies to the legislative branch I might turn into a white hot fireball of rage. Or cry. One of the two. Idk, keeping my options open.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The First Amendment only protects free speech with respect to Congress; it says nothing about a king-like president. So it’s hard to see what Constitutional argument Democrats have against Donald Trump. by Jonathan Turley
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Dear Blue Sky: Please invent group chats so I can finally escape the other place. My hands are shaking as I type this. I need this.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
If Tony Hawk were to roll the boulder away from his grave and return today, who would be fit to write the soundtrack for a sick new proskater game? We have run out of our critical reserves of 'guy skeeving on 15 year old girls while doing 'skate tricks' in a parking lot' music.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Watching Twin Peaks for the first time. I can't wait until Ice T tackles the perp as he's running out of a building so that assistant district attorney Casey Novak can wrap up the trial before the end of the episode.
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Coco @cocowrites.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I think the anime I'm currently watching is Marie Antoinette yuri from 1980. Anyway. What are you all up to?
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