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He uri tēnei o Te Moana Nui A Kiwa 🌺 delaney | they/them | decolonial bimbo | indigenous media & journalism geek opinions expressed are solely my own and do not express the views or opinions of my employer

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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
surprisingly, no!
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
this is a beary good birthday gift
delaney (an olive skinned person with glasses, septum ring and nose ring, black mullet and clear acetate glasses) lying on top of a massive brown bouclé teddy from ikea. an extreme close up of a massive brown bouclé teddy bear’s face with the very top of delaney’s head peeking over the top
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Teanau Tuiono @teanau.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Putting on my scratched record to play what should be plainly obvious to everyone now. Rocketlab are just a part of the US war machine.
nzherald.co.nz
Rocket Lab wins record contract with US Department of War
The four‑year deal funds 20 hypersonic test flights using Haste rockets.
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Emma Hart @ghet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hey, so, shitty news. I have just had my contract terminated because of lack of available work. This is super a bummer, as I cannot afford to, y'know, live now. Any leads on work-from-home transcription work much appreciated.
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
imagine self identifying as a labour stan 🫣
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Let's not forget that Seymour called New Zealand's first Iranian born member of parliament, a woman whose parents fled the regime as dissidents, a "menace to freedom" resulting in her needing extra security as threats increased He directed contributed to her being hounded out of public life
Screenshot of a social media post by a verified account named David Seymour reading, “Our dinner for Persian freedom fighters was well timed. Let freedom reign this time.” Below the text is a photo of a dining table set with plates, glasses, and a vase of flowers beside large glass doors. Outside the doors hang several green-white-red flags with lion-and-sun emblems. A folded cloth sits on a countertop in the foreground.
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
because they're absolutely going to scab a ciggie off you
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Prince Philip rotting in the front seat of a car
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
FUCK *whale tail 🐳
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
frantically trying to free my vape from under my bedsheet while wail tailing in my cookie monster pj pants like the fully grown adult 35 year old i am
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
also tried to send the same attachment like three times while fighting for my life against a migraine and was told to take the afternoon off ahahahahaha
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
boss realised our new roster change kicks in on her birthday so she has to start work at 0700 am on her bday. i responded "girl, you did that to yourself" how have i not been fired
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
is it rude to hang up the teams call before the meeting organiser finishes their sentence telling you that you don't need to be there?
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
far out and i thought it was bad when they followed me after flipping them off for driving like eggs
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Kris Dobbins @krisdobbinsart.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Called and spoke with Adobe customer support and the guy told me Adobe is discontinuing Animate because apparently the company can't think of any new features to add to the program and they feel it's gotten stale. So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
i don’t just need an adult i need someone to parent me
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
2 fun facts about mice: 1. mice have been observed performing CPR-like resuscitation on other mice. 2. they have also been observed acting as midwives for labouring mice. mice that have already given birth are best suited for the job, with higher rates of survival for both mama and pup.
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Madam Snazzy @moatatamaira.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Next Thursday is the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of the "Waitangi dildo incident" HOW WILL YOU BE CELEBRATING? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waitang...
en.wikipedia.org
Waitangi dildo incident - Wikipedia
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
one thing i miss about twitter is scrolling through my own tweets and cracking up at how funny i am
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
seriously considering getting a moustache tattooed down my index finger to quash the gen z allegations
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 14/11/2025
trans r2-d2 with bunny ears says throw bricks at transphobic people
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
the television industry is held together by a bunch of short tempered, highly strung, overachieving nerds and gaffer tape
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Hākui K (she/her) @haakuik.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
An illustration of Taranaki mounga with the words 'Remember Parihaka Fifth of November'
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
i wouldn’t say it’s working per sé, i still wanna die all the time i’m just not heaps motivated? that being said the motivation comes and goes. i’m only still on it bc i’m too scared of withdrawal lol
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
TW: su*cide GP: you’ve been on venlafaxine for quite a while now, do you feel like it’s working for you? me: well i haven’t killed myself, so i guess so? GP: *uncomfortable silence*
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
figured it’s about time i updated my profile pic
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LPDOak, CA @lpdoak.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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♿ hiding from plagues - Always masked - N95 or bust @smollestbunny2.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Hello guys i really need some #mutualaid Please dont scroll past, your shares are appreciated
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 04/10/2025
Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.
bit.ly
2 million rally in Italy for Gaza as general strike halts key services
Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.
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Michael @therightarticle.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Influencers Are Being Paid $7K Per Post to Boost Pro-Israel Social Media Content truthout.org/articles/inf...
truthout.org
Influencers Are Being Paid $7K Per Post to Boost Pro-Israel Social Media Content
“We have to fight back. How do we fight back? Our influencers," said Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I've resisted the term "Ulsterification" cos it implies that NI's political culture is somehow un-British, rather than an entirely British weaponisation of Britishness, enabled and enacted by British interests. But the PSNI boomeranging back to London to round up protesters is really something.
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
 Scene from the movie *Mean Girls* showing two students sitting next to each other in a classroom. In the first frame, the boy turns to the girl and asks a question, with the caption: "On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was." In the second frame, the girl smiles and replies, with the caption: "It's October 3rd."
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
eyyyy! maliu mai!
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
i've noticed several outlets do this and its pissin me OFF
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Allison @handle.invalid · 02/10/2025
Luxon says the abduction of New Zealand citizens by Israel is why they advise people not to travel to Gaza? We advise people not to travel by sea to Gaza because we expect them to be illegally abducted and detained at sea by our so called ‘friends’?
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Earl Mardle ✅✅ - Full Mamdani - No Swerves @rlmrdlnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
"Health Minister Simeon Brown called the strikes "deliberate politicking by our unions" Too Fucking Right e hoa THAT is exactly what unions are there to do, to make damned sure the political class gets its bloody laces tied together instead of kicking the working class Is he starting to GET it?
rnz.co.nz
Allied health workers vote to strike on same day as primary school teachers
More than 11,500 physiotherapists, social workers and health assistants have voted to strike on 23 October.
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
BRO
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
reading up on Colombia expelling Israeli diplomats and then looking at our own government like
a screenshot of cardi b on the stand at her recent court trial, she has and incredulous look on her face and her hands are raised palm up in front of her as if to say "well..."
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Te Ao Māori News - 🤖 (unofficial) @teaonews.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The Commonwealth has signed a landmark economic partnership with First Nations leaders, committing $16.9 million through new policy reforms.
teaonews.co.nz
Historic First Nations economic partnership signed in Canberra, Australia
The Commonwealth has signed a landmark economic partnership with First Nations leaders, committing $16.9 million through new policy reforms.
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Jane Goodall: for International Day of Peace 2024: “And let us pray for the end of conflict, especially the genocide of the people of Gaza. And for those risking their lives to help the wounded and feed the hungry and care for the animals suffering as a result of human violence, cruelty and war.”
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Te Ao Māori News - 🤖 (unofficial) @teaonews.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Toitū Te Tiriti distances itself from Te Pāti Māori over leadership and value issues, emphasising community-driven kaupapa and criticising centralisation of power.
teaonews.co.nz
Toitū Te Tiriti cuts ties with Te Pāti Māori
Toitū Te Tiriti distances itself from Te Pāti Māori over leadership and value issues, emphasising community-driven kaupapa and criticising centralisation of power.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 30/09/2025
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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Helen Whistberry @whistberry.northsky.social · 01/10/2025
Become ungovernable 😍
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It says something when 467 citizens from 46 countries can be illegally taken into custody from International Waters and the worldwide media say nothing, absolutely nothing at all. Radio silence. And we all know why.
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
lmfao wtf was he thinking
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Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Remember the Herald was founded in 1863 as Mouthpiece to Support Governor Grey and the NZ Land Wars into the Waikato Not much has changed since
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
what a time to be alive
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
yeah i guess it started off as milk powder but you can get liquid creamer too and it comes in all sorts of flavours and there are dairy alternatives and stuff too but like bro just use milk surely it’s cheaper
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CocoNgāti 🍉 @cocongati.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
so i’ve googled this and i’m still not sure i get it - what is coffee creamer? is it just flavoured milk? have north americans just been talking about milk this entire time?
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