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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

there should be pet lobsters that you can hold in your lap like a cat

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sooty @soooty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

insane how many companies have just straight up started ignoring the unsubscribe from all emails requests

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

also every time the "Jail for [X]! Jail for one million years!!!" trope is seen i just imagine a tiny goblin with a frying pan and a drum mallet banging em together and this should be the industry standard

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

a single tear falls from my face as i remove apostrophes and make my sentences grammatically incorrect in order to abide by the character limit of a skeet

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

SOBS SAME just yesterday afternoon i got stood up in a meeting 😭 the meeting was "hey heres an update on this thing you wanted that ive spent months building, checking in to see if you want any changes" and they didnt bother to join so fuck it - lets start our own meeting, with blackjack and hookers

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

all my Ts are crossed and my i's are dotted so itll be fine i just GUH

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

then i get the meeting invite CC: PARENT COMPANY'S CEO, PARENT COMPANY'S HEAD OF IT, HEAD OF LEGAL, HEAD OF SECURITY, HEAD OF ENTERPRISE APPLICATIONS, 13 OTHER DIRECTOR LEVEL PARENT COMPANY PEOPLE GUH GUUUUUUUUH

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

context: for work i needed confirmation on something and it snowballed into "hey cocoa we couldnt help but notice that ~40% of the business processes run through you and only you" which turned into "lets have a lil meeting to define the scope :)" which okay thats fine

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

theyre taking me out back and im going to get old yellered on tuesday

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

theyre doing this to me next tuesday

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

wooe up at 3:30am and my body said "you are now awake for the day." so i got here RIGHT when they opened today

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

forever interpreting "kys" as "kudos, young soul"

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でんか @k-hermit.com · 12/09/2026

( *´艸`)

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

Shit-coded. Bad-maxxing. It’s giving not good.

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

sorry boss i cant come into work today i got caught on the fly tape again

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

THANK you rob, evil teto youre evil

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

cocoa weightlifting update: a bigass ceramic/iron lookin dutch oven (a real one not the fart) that used to require two hands and be careful slow big large can now be grabbed and tossed in the air and caught repeatedly with one hand muehehehehehehehe

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i love when a fly lands on you then starts rubbing their hands like yes lil chap yes let us scheme together

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

if these dang appedy apps were being serious then theyd know i dont HAVE a door i simply live in the crevice

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"tetris needs your location" nae it don

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"the Funny Game App™ needs to access your location to bring you the best funny games" no it doesnt

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"Photos© App®" needs location permission" no you dont

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i really love & appreciate how gibbons always walk like that

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SKEET A HARMLESS SKEET THATS ALL I PROMISE

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

NOOOOOO I HAD TO COOK DINNER THEN DO CHORES I DIDNT MEAN TO TRAP YOU IN THERE FOR AN HOUR IM SO SORRY

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

thank u for catching what i was going for i didnt know if it was clear or not

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

the pea combos for emojis are a hidden goldmine

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

JASPEE JASPEE JASPER IS CHUGGIN THAT JASPEE 🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛🫛

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

bc bc bc peach + tea = pea, lets break it down: peach = p (starting p to combine words) tea = ea (ending to combine words) pea 🫛

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

that doesnt sound right 🤔 are you sure?

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

a really good way to get a grasp of someone's character is to go up to them and shout "Hey, asshole" and if they turn around then u know they're an asshole

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Cocoa D Mocha @cocoadmocha.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

wanna get one of those lower tummy seductive womb tattoos but im a guy so they just tattoo two balls on my stomach

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