Sign in

Cockney White

@cockneywhite.bsky.social
153 followers 40 following 439 posts

Life, sport & everything…except Gammon!

PostsRepliesMedia
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Keep piling on the misery Barça! 👊🏻 #LUFC
static.klipy.com
Will Ferrell's Evil Boss Enthusiasm
ALT: Will Ferrell's Evil Boss Enthusiasm
130
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did brilliantly in that first half against 12 men. #LUFC
020
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That fucking “anthem” is the cringiest thing ever. #LUFC
static.klipy.com
Man's Cringe Fake Smile
ALT: Man's Cringe Fake Smile
040
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Our point at Brighton is looking an even better result today than we already thought it was. #LUFC
static.klipy.com
Fact Factual
ALT: Fact Factual
030
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who knew spending £350m in one window on an already ridiculous squad would make a difference? #LUFC
0140
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The worst we’ve looked for a long time. The only consolation is we’re only one down and surely can’t play worse in the second half? #LUFC
000
Reposted by Cockney White
Peter Hutchinson @catus14.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She's handed 330 million books to kids. He hasn't even read one
032
Reposted by Cockney White
Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
America needs more Dollys and fewer Donalds.
316029
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
• Two away wins from two. • Two clean sheets from two. • Trafford excellent when called upon. • Elvedi huge upgrade on Bornauw. • Muharemović a class act. • James looked good in a new role. • Every substitution strengthened us. I think we’re going to be OK… #LUFC
080
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
• Away win. • Clean sheet. • New signings contributed. • Stach’s dead-ball accuracy is still deadly • Overcame an absolute homer of a ref. • Aaronson haters will be fuming. If Carlsberg did season openers… #LUFC
050
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This ref… #LUFC
030
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How that’s not a red is beyond me! Feet off the ground, uncontrolled, reckless, you name it. Ridiculous decision. #LUFC
020
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We comfortably stayed up last season, started expanding the stadium, signed some excellent players, got rid of dead wood and have tied down three key players to long-term contracts. I’ve rarely been happier with the ownership and running of my club. Is there something wrong with me? #LUFC
3150
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Croatia absolutely robbed. #FIFAWorldCup
static.klipy.com
Ryan Gosling's Thumbs Down Reaction
ALT: Ryan Gosling's Thumbs Down Reaction
030
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Struijk goodbye video. Fucking hell man. #LUFC
static.klipy.com
Will Ferrell's Dramatic Wine Reaction
ALT: Will Ferrell's Dramatic Wine Reaction
070
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A great start to our window. How many more Welsh signings before we have to change our name to Lleeds, though? #LUFC
230
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
STOP FUCKING ABOUT WITH IT AT THE BACK!!!! #ENGCRO
static.klipy.com
Its Madness William Frawley
ALT: Its Madness William Frawley
000
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is so fucking good… #LUFC youtube.com/shorts/cGf_D...
youtube.com
to the ends of the earth and then some. 🤝💛 introducing the Leeds United Away Jersey 26/27
YouTube video by Leeds United Official
000
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You don’t say… Man Utd vs Nottingham Forest: PGMO admits error in allowing Matheus Cunha goal after Bryan Mbeumo handball www.skysports.com/share/13545589
skysports.com
Man Utd vs Nottingham Forest: PGMO admits error in allowing Matheus Cunha goal after Bryan Mbeumo handball
Manchester United beat Nottingham Forest 3-2 in the Premier League on Sunday but the home teams second goal caused controversy; Matheus Cunhas strike stood despite the ball striking Bryan Mbeumos arm;...
000
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
What a fucking run-in we’ve had! Up against a team chasing Champion’s League qualification, with our small squad stretched to the limit, we win and keep a clean sheet. Sensational! #LUFC
030
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Where the actual fuck did that “ruling” come from and why is that the first fucking time I’ve seen it applied?! #LUFC
static.klipy.com
Bullshit Detector Meter
ALT: Bullshit Detector Meter
020
Reposted by Cockney White
EastStandUpper @eaststandupper.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
And we can finally breathe out – and start to celebrate an incredible season. What an achievement by Daniel Farke and this group of players: an away league win at OT, Cup semi-finallists and now survival with 3 games to spare. Hard to overstate how important this could be for #lufc. Well done all.
915410
Reposted by Cockney White
Andy P @arcticreviews.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I think I speak for many of us when I give a big thank you to Manchester United. Those four points you guys made all the difference. Mwah. #lufc
2535
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
And still… #LUFC
091
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Forest you are useless cunts and I hope you go down. That is all.
000
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
For the sake of football, whomever Arsenal faces in the Champion’s League final simply have to beat them. Anti-football doesn’t do it justice. They are just so very fucking tedious to watch. So. Fucking. Tedious.
000
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Nobody outside the top 8 of the Premier League has lost fewer games than us. Our goal difference is better than 9 other teams. Add in an FA Cup semi-final appearance, all despite the PSR constraints over the Summer, and Daniel Farke must be a manager of the season contender. #LUFC
media.tenor.com
a man in a black jacket stands on a soccer field in front of a crowd with a sign that says boat
ALT: a man in a black jacket stands on a soccer field in front of a crowd with a sign that says boat
150
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Another Leeds United Wembley appearance where we play the occasion and not the opponent. Completely unrecognisable from the attacking, combative side we’ve seen in the league. Weak. Toothless. Lacklustre. Disappointing. #LUFC
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a snl logo
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a snl logo
040
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Got to get Longstaff on. Tanaka is a liability in this game. #LUFC
media.tenor.com
a man covering his face with his hands and a chess.com logo in the background
ALT: a man covering his face with his hands and a chess.com logo in the background
011
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Imagine we finish above Sunderland… #LUFC
media.tenor.com
a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is making a funny face .
ALT: a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is making a funny face .
020
Reposted by Cockney White
𝘚𝘪 @leedsinshetland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
FA back Martinez red card and claim behaviour is 'not to be tolerated' The Premier League’s key match incidents panel voted 4-1 in favour of the right decision being made, leaving Scum trying to push their bottom lip back in.
1181
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
@macca-93.bsky.social @martinc7.bsky.social Need or best player on the board tonight?
200
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
What a photo! #LUFC
0263
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
CELEBRATE THAT ADAMS YOU CUNT!!! #LUFC
050
Reposted by Cockney White
Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A draft dodger is arresting war veterans for protesting his illegal war with Iran. Remember in November.
12261051957
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Chelsea’s form/morale couldn’t be worse going in to the weekend. Will we suffer the backlash or will we pile on the misery? Of course, it would be the most Leeds thing ever for us to lose 5-0…but I can’t see past us winning on Sunday. Am I crazy? #LUFC
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard is making a surprised face .
ALT: a man with a beard is making a surprised face .
240
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
AGENT RUTTTER!!! #LUFC
media.tenor.com
a soccer player wearing a white shirt that says box7 is running on the field
ALT: a soccer player wearing a white shirt that says box7 is running on the field
0120
Reposted by Cockney White
Macca @macca-93.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If the FA really wants to have some fun, as well as rejecting the Martinez red card appeal they should hand Luke Shaw a retrospective ban. Approaching the official during a VAR is a yellow card offence, which he committed while already on a yellow so should have been sent off #lufc #mufc
1111
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
@arcticreviews.bsky.social @doctorleeds.bsky.social Angine de Poitrine playing Leeds 18th October. I assume you’ll both be going?
100
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
For the second game running that we’re up against 13 men. It’s not even subtle any more. #LUFC
media.tenor.com
a man with long hair and a beard has the words it was obvious on his shirt
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard has the words it was obvious on his shirt
131
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Leeds that. #LUFC
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table
ALT: a man in a suit is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table
001
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
A great win against 12-man Norwich! #LUFC
010
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
So VAR disallowed Gnonto’s goal but doesn’t even ask the ref to check a blatant push on Nmecha? What’s the fucking point?! #LUFC
010
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
That was dire and I don’t think a single player can be credited with having played “well”. A golden opportunity to take some pressure off ourselves well and truly blown. Suddenly our remaining fixtures don’t look as “easy” as some would have you believe. #LUFC
media.tenor.com
a man riding a skateboard on a bridge
ALT: a man riding a skateboard on a bridge
000
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Fair play to Farke. Frustrating to see us against 12 men…as if it wasn’t a tough enough task already. #LUFC
media.tenor.com
a cartoon drawing of a red button that says cheat
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a red button that says cheat
151
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Is this cunt of a ref from Manchester? #LUFC
media.tenor.com
a soccer player with the number 8 on the back of his shirt
ALT: a soccer player with the number 8 on the back of his shirt
030
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hearing the Reform voters reaction to the Muslim players breaking their fast is embarrassing. #LUFC
071
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If Carlsberg did Sundays… #LUFC
050
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Fuck watching Bournemouth every week. If they actually passed to one another they could easily be top three.
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard is touching his forehead with his hands
ALT: a man with a beard is touching his forehead with his hands
000
Cockney White @cockneywhite.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The Farke derby! #LUFC
130