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Cocaine Ewok

@cocaine-ewok.bsky.social
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IVF Dad, Husband, Former Candidate, Political Observer, “Retired” Drummer, and Penguins Hockey Fan.

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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wake up babe. New Christmas special soon. Hope it’s right after Rudolph.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want to see more of Mirasov. Glad they didn’t go all in on Arty.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know these Penguins might not be very good.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👀
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People always ask “where are you going to get the money to pay for stuff like housing and healthcare and public transit” and the answer is the same as it’s always been Make the rich pay their fair share
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Oilers trying to catch all the Penguins.
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Pokemon Ash Throws Pokeball
ALT: Pokemon Ash Throws Pokeball
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Could be worse. 🤷‍♂️
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pagnotta said on Daily Faceoff that the #Oilers are in the market for depth forwards. Possibly dangling a depth D-man for a money in, money out situation. Could Dubas take advantage again?? #LetsGoPens
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Maggie Priceless🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @maggiepriceless.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tear it all down. Start over with UBI.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey @jagoff68.bsky.social, Don’t forget robo today. #LetsGoPens
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t think this is his quote.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't really get it but whatever. 🤷‍♂️
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Fionnbharr @fionnbharr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“Opportunists are promoted, realists are co-opted, idealists are frightened and radicals are shot.” ― Heather Marsh
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is an important statement people, and especially elected Dems need to really understand. The current Republican project is one of destruction, by design. Yes, they have other goals, in RFK’s case he’s objectively pro-disease, but their primary metric of success is breaking government.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dennis Hastert -> Jim Bakker -> ???? Come on big guy, you can do it.
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Satan from South Park Staring
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just gonna say it: There’s no place for Justin Brazeu on this team.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did Robertson get hurt?
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I will say that it’s nice to feel like you can get a goal from any of your lines unlike some years where if Sid didn’t score you knew it was over. #LetsGoPens
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sonofabitch
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Declan!!!
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
EK65
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Sounds like somebody's got the case of the Mondays
ALT: Sounds like somebody's got the case of the Mondays
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still think Letang is the first of the big 3 to go. #LetsGoPens
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can see the #LetsGoPens working out the kinks. This team could be really fun to watch come Jan/Feb and onward.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There’s Girard in the offensive zone again
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That was a bad penalty by Blake. #LetsGoPens
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sign Kindel for life! #LetsGoPens
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching the Pens and Murashov, my wife goes “He’s bendy.” 😂
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mutual shielding: attack each other publicly, weaponise each other’s documented abuses, flood every accusation with “what about them?”, and make selective accountability look like proof that no accusation or data point can be trusted.
• Core Themes (Center): The terms "Deflect, Defend, Shield" summarize the central message, suggesting a loop of political protection and tactical diversion on the global stage.
• Key Entities (Vertices): The diagram features three national flags: the United States at the top apex, Russia at the bottom-left, and Israel at the bottom-right.
• Strategic Actions (Sides):
	• Redirect blame: Positions the dynamic between the U.S. and Russia as a tool for shifting international fault.
	• Shield allies: Highlights the diplomatic and strategic protection the U.S. provides to Israel.
	• Deflect scrutiny: Points to a mechanism of drawing international attention away from controversies involving Russia and Israel.
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Russian Troll Factories For Progress @rtffp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hegseth knows what he's doing.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No. We already tolerate too many things.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think Dubas won the Chinakov trade.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sign him for life.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Life’s short. Get the tickets. Let’s Go Pens!!
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What’s up Pittsburgh??
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heading to the west side of the Commonwealth today to take my kid to see her favorite band. And then going Pokemon hunting tomorrow. Should be a good Daddy/Daughter weekend.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Suuuuurrrreeee
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
✊
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
ALT: Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know it’s only one game but it’s so hard not to be excited about this Penguins team. Last night was awesome! #LetsGoPens
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s 7am Pacific time. Did anyone wake up Billie Joe??
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Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends
ALT: Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was that a distinct kicking motion by Vladar??
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My feed is several minutes behind it seems.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Flyers were lucky that was Declan and not someone else.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arty with his first tough save tonight and he shut the door.
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Star Demands More!
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Star Demands More!
ALT: Star Demands More!
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pens are missing a lot of key players *shows graphic with Ryan Graves. 😂 TNT
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Cocaine Ewok @cocaine-ewok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yay!! Ville!!!
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christy @giggo77.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck the Flyers! 👏 - 👏 - 👏👏👏
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