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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 6h

Smashed the "Colandrea, do everything!" button one too many times.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 8h

Oregon no longer being ranked means victory is possible.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 23h

LSU paid Brian Kelly 54 million dollars to go away, and then turned around to hire a guy for nearly twice that amount to do the exact same thing Brian Kelly was already doing.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 23h

Kentucky I don't know what you're doing and the refs don't seem to either and I guess that worked to your advantage

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Just gonna go out and hit .471 against #7 in the country no biggie

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Annoyed that a 4 loss Wisconsin team is challenging Nebraska this much.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The worst Oklahoma team in ten years is fixing to beat #1 Texas and Nebraska can't pull a single win in 31 attempts against any kind of ranked opponent.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

As funny as Oklahoma winning would be, it still just drives home how cursed Nebraska is.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I've spent the past fifteen years developing an immunity to disappointment in my football team.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Titan of the Hidden Haze or you're a coward

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Maybe take another week off. Just to be safe.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

So uhh... How bad is that Dante Moore injury

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Cursed program. I'd blame Bo Pelini but even Mike Riley snagged two ranked wins.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's terrible for the people who play it, so it might as well be equally terrible for those of us who watch it.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Dannen needs to find a fringe top 25 SEC or ACC team and schedule them ASAP for a home and home.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

God, I don't know. If Oregon was at home, maybe. Iowa is an automatic L until proven otherwise, and Ohio State already has their contractually obligated regular season loss.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I came into my fandom at age 8 when they won in 94, was spoiled by the fact they didn't lose a game for two years, survived the trauma of their first loss in '96 and, well... I've gotten a lot better at handling losing since then.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

5-1 with a 3 point loss to Indiana was probably a best case scenario going into the season but it really hurts knowing how close these kids were to 6-0 and putting that ridiculous streak behind them.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You'd think, after 31 attempts, you could stumble into a win now and again. But we're in the special hell, and that's just the way it is.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Heard that all the way out in Grand Island (derogatory)

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Believe I heard that all the way out here in Grand Island

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Survived third quarter Nebraska. Come on 4th quarter Nebraska.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I have assured the folks at Garmin that, considering the circumstances, my heart rate is anything but abnormal.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Being up 17-6 would be so much more comforting

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Get Mike Hilgers and his stupid hair off of my television

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Dread levels increasing. This, of course, implies there's some level of hope buried down there.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

About as successful as our campaign against Northwestern over the past ten years

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Hoosiers had to call the team in their namesake film the Huskers because of their own inadequacies.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Ace Combat 8 establishing the afterlife as canon, with a special afterlife exclusively for fighter pilots, is wild for a series known for shit like half mile wide flying aircraft carriers.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Washington the weirdly late Friday kickoff voodoo is supposed to work in your favor, not in Iowa's.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Nebrasketball got Billikened and I'm not sure how to process this.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm going to be so mad if Iowa doesn't win this 42-0 kicking only field goals.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Iowa what on Earth are you doing up at this hour?

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Getting eaten alive by mosquitoes in October is making me yearn for the frost.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Zune was fifteen years ahead of the streaming music trend and they'd even let you keep ten songs every month. And best of all I didn't have to navigate iTunes to try and manage everything.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You have one job: Don't go to the rally for the big wet president. Bonus, it's two hours down the road, and it's at 6 PM on a goddamn Monday. And you fuck that all up by going to the rally for the big wet president.

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