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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍

@cobra.monster
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Hi! I'm Regal :3 He/Him | Communist Cobra in Chicago 😎 I love coffee, webdev, urbanism, bodybuilding & all sorts of things that I write about on my #cool website 👉 cobra.monster 💜 @tropicoastal.bsky.social avi: @sharpibees.bsky.social

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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 03/10/2026
Got a free loaf of bread from the coffee shop today 🤷‍♂️
A loaf of Almond Oat Porridge Sourdough
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 02/10/2026
Nearly 5 years old now but this halloween icon from @sharpibees.bsky.social still kicks ass
Skeletal Argent with mouth agape--with prominent flared hood ribs and gold veins/kintsugi throughout the bones
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 30/09/2026
Last-second #bicepstember piece with some love for #tricepstember as well! No one gets big biceps without big triceps!! 💪😤 #furry #furryArt
Argent, blue and gold male anthro cobra in a pink tanktop posing a biceps and triceps pose in front of a simple purple and gold background. There are short accent lines accentuating the biceps and triceps peaks on each respective arm, and he's grinning goofily at the viewer
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 27/09/2026
#plants update: while I may have killed my gf’s venus fly trap…repotting her umbrella plant went very well! And after almost a decade I’m finally going to take good care of my snake plant 🐍 Removed all the stretched leaves, and put them in a fairly brighter spot (gotta wean them onto good light!)
Small umbrella plant in a blue pot on a wooden kitchen table. The plant has a dense core of new growth, indicating healthy growthMessy scene of snake plant in a black pot beside a sizeable pile of removed leavesHolding up a snake plant leaf to demonstrate how skinny it is.
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 23/09/2026
Incredible Fall weather, insane coffee at a friend’s coffee shop, in view of not one but TWO public train systems…what could be better? #coffee #Chicago
Outdoor seating at Dandelion coffee bar in Evanston, IL. Just north of Chicago. Curb/street patio seating beside elevated Metra line with visible Metra train in the background
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 08/09/2026
Good morning to my special boy ✨
Wrex an adult bearded dragon in his enclosure, looking at the camera
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 21/08/2026
Check out my biceps peak!! The preacher curls are really paying off! 😊 🎨: @sukkosukoyiko.bsky.social #furry #furryart
Muscular blue and gold anthro shirtless, excitedly flexing and showing off his bicep with a goofy excited grin in front of a stylized gold and blue background with heart motifs
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 19/08/2026
Riding transit is never lonely! 😤 #transit #chicago
Transit app screenshot. Highlighting that 3 other app users are tracking this train ride with me
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 12/08/2026
idk anything about Deltarune but that was a fun quiz :3 💚 🤝 💚
MY SOUL: KINDNESS (GREEN)
"No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel."

KINDNESS       88%
BRAVERY        72%
JUSTICE        70%
PERSEVERANCE   61%
INTEGRITY      52%
PATIENCE       46%
DETERMINATION  33%
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 11/08/2026
For what seems like no reason at all, YouTube has turned on a default feature where sharing a YT video attaches your account to the share link. Copying Instagram or something, I'm sure. Fortunately they let us turn it off...for now
YT shorts screenshot showing the "share" menu now has a 'sending as Regal' element at the topClose-up of the message YT gives saying that people will see my name attached to videos I share
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 11/08/2026
2 enormous guys at the gym asked me how many sets I had left on the chest press (one), and then proceeded to watch me complete the most absolutely 100% effort to-failure set of my entire life 😳😤
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 07/08/2026
As much as I've been focusing on my chest lately, I gotta admit my biceps are looking pretty good rn 😎
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 02/08/2026
Oh yeah never shared my final tally for my "8+ year senior software dev" job search earlier this year I've completely given up for the time being and I'm just digging my claws into keeping my current job, even if it doesn't pay me my worth :/
Email tag screenshot, listing Job Apps: 114, Job rejection: 71, and Job Interview Request: 12
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 01/08/2026
Pretty brilliant! I mean it's just a very simple movement but as someone who has tried to teach himself and others how to hinge properly for deadlifts etc., I didn't realise how helpful just "sliding your hands down your thighs to your knees" was as a cue for keeping your back properly neutral
Screenshot from Squat University on what the Shortstop Squat looks like
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 31/07/2026
There must be some "predicted market trend" or something because this Texas based Yemeni cafe recently opened at Western and Milwaukee too. I've never really seen Yemeni cafes but suddenly they're appearing all around town
Google maps phone screenshot of Arwa Yemeni Coffee at Milwaukee and Western
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 31/07/2026
#Artfight attack #11, Ruheg and Keel for @sixinchfinch.bsky.social! I got to draw muscles AND cute all at once! I feel so powerful...
A large pink and blueish Naga smiling and flexing a massive bicep while a yellow and green Kobold excitedly hangs/swings off of it, exclaiming in joy
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 30/07/2026
#Artfight attack #10, Nicanor for @kairune.bsky.social! I saw a cool, buff Komodo Dragon and chose violence (awesome muscles) >:3c
Dark grey anthro male Komodo Dragon in front of a simple red geometric shape background. He's extremely muscular, wearing just shorts and a tattered headband. His hands are posed in an aggressive fighting pose and his single visible eye is directed towards the viewer with unknowable expression. The right side of his body is covered with black bands of tattoos that wrap around his arm, chest, and hands.
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 30/07/2026
#Artfight attack #9: Raspberry for my beloved gf @tropicoastal.bsky.social :3 Every artfight is a question of "do I go hard, or do I go silly" for my drawing for her that year. You might be able to guess which way this one went heh
A goofy ribbon eel character, simplified so that he is pretty short with a kind of lumpy bean body and a goofy face. He's drifting in front of a vague kelp background
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 30/07/2026
#Artfight attack #8! Red for comintoo. Looove drawing protes but golly I gotta get better at it 😤 pretty happy with this one though!
Red and grey gaming-pad themed protogen giving a peace sign with his hand, smiling towards the left side of the screen. He's in front of a red background with a chromatic aberrated 8 pointed star
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 24/07/2026
a new burger place opened up near us. Apparently it’s good, though a bit pricey Their whole website is very obviously AI generated though and that makes me sad. It’s the normal things you’d expect, but what really threw me off was this wild chewed up Chicago emblem
Cropped screenshot of part of the burger website. It says CDPH “Chicago Department of PUblic Health” with a very strange embossed silver star that kind of looks like the chicago star
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 23/07/2026
#Artfight attack #7, Lorwell Locksmith for @lavrotch.bsky.social!
A White and dark-blue synth with mint green accents holding the board game "Fromage" while swishing his tail behind himself. He's asking if you want to play the game, indicated with a little cheese icon next to a question mark.
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 23/07/2026
#Artfight attack #6, Levi for @rayzrreptile.bsky.social!
An anthro blue and orange velociraptor in swordsman clothes and leather armor. He has a tired expression, and is sighing as he holds a cup of hot tea. He sits at a bar or table in an implied tavern or bar.
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 17/07/2026
#Artfight #5 a littol Jelly for @briva.bsky.social :3 Revenge at last!
A fuzzy green anthro worm on a string character, bashfully sitting in the palm of a yellow and pink hand, holding its tail. The background is a vague foresty background with some shelf fungus and leaves floating in the background
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 16/07/2026
Crazy that I have access to a lakeside park the length of the city and it's only a 5 min bike ride from my house
Lake Michigan from the concrete steps in streeterville. My bike is in the foreground Another view of the bike and ped path by the lake
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 15/07/2026
#ArtFight #4 Lumie for @court00ns.bsky.social featuring @oblvon.bsky.social's beleaguered protogen, Kiln :3
A yellow and purple protogen with arm upraised, looking for someone--implied to be Kiln, another lava/liquid glass protogen who has become somehow trapped inside Lumie's lava lamp plates
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 14/07/2026
#ArtFight #3 Mantra for rewke!
Gradient-colored anthro cobra character with scales and hood colored pinks, purples, and blues over a somewhat-camo basic blue background. The cobra is looking to the left, long neck craned over, perched against his fist. His tail is curling up behind him a bit
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 14/07/2026
#ArtFight #2 is Rieger for @larathen.bsky.social!
Large, muscular, brown and blue anthro T-rex wearing short pink shorts. He's flexing with both arms upraised, showing chest and abdominal musculature with a slight smirk towards the viewer, standing in front of a simple reddish purple background
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 14/07/2026
First #ArtFight attack of the year is is Veryn for @kyrozon.bsky.social!
Orange draconic anthro character on a simple purple background with white and grey skull, orange tendrils for hair with yellow bands and green straps around them. His arms are outstretched and there are gold + orange lines emanating from his figure.
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 11/07/2026
Better late than never! Already 2 attacks in but I threw together my #ArtFight team card! Let's do this!! 😤 artfight.net/~RegalRegex
Art Fight "Team Tragedy" team card featuring Argent (cobra), Ristretto (protogen), Quelrin (gold dragonborn), Vesuvius (red dragonborn), and Dio (bird?). Text reads "User: RegalRegex". "I attack: Scalies, Muscley Characters, Protogens, Cute Things Uwu"
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 08/07/2026
As cool as it looks, I ended up returning the front rack and basket on my new bike 😔 Excellent quality and all that, but my word I hated how it changed the handling. Just felt slow and clunky all the time
My cannondale bike. The feature in question is a black aluminum basket bolted to the front rack on my bike
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 08/07/2026
#Anthrocon specialty coffee panel was a huge success!! Shoutout to my friend Kit for taking pics 💜 I'm humbled by the great turnout :3 folks were super kind and attentive, and I hope everyone had a great time 😤 Excited to bring this to #MFF this year!
Me up front presenting about unique coffee experiences at an Anthrocon panel room.Further-back view of me talking about coffee processing methods in a pretty full panel room at Anthrocon.Post-presentation, me talking to attendees, handing out stickers, coffee, and answering questionsMy friend Kit taking an excellent panel-audience selfie, demonstrating that the room was pretty dang full!
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 08/07/2026
I need to practice my solo-photography skills but the lighting definitely helped :3c
Head-on gym selfie with Argent fursona edit covering face. angled gym selfie with Argent fursona edit covering face. pose is emphasizing chest
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 08/07/2026
Super cool that my gym just straight up has a dedicated private posing/photo room full of mirrors and lights
Gym posing room with mirror on the wall and slanted mirror above Posing room. Wall graphic says "QUADS"
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 05/07/2026
Fursuiting fun!! #Anthrocon
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 05/07/2026
At the muscle furry meetup whaddup #Anthrocon
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 02/07/2026
If you're at #Anthrocon come check out my specialty coffee panel!! It's at 9:30am in DLCC-334 I'm really excited for it :3
Slideshow title slide. Specialty coffee seizing the beans of consumption! Friday @ 9:30am DLCC-334
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 24/06/2026
Bored mental wandering leads to terrible things... #makeaterriblecomicday2026
Terrible comic. Argent bored on his work computer, thinking about how he'd rather be biking, working out, or riding transit. 
Final panel is a weird amalgamation of all 3 into a CTA train with muscles riding a bike
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 21/06/2026
This is what baseball should always be
Savanah bananas on the jumbotron playing against the Indianapolis Clowns The banana mascot shirtless with muscles for some reasonPitcher on stilts Banana holding banana baby
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 20/06/2026
Yippee
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 12/06/2026
Very glad I added a comments form to my website😌
Screenshot of comments from one of my blog posts, featuring friends just commenting BARK BARK BARK etc.
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 08/06/2026
More sticker designs! The second I'll definitely hand out at my coffee panel next month :3 #furry #furryArt
Stylized Argent showing his face, reading "AM SNAKE" in a snake-letter font at the top, and "Not Dragon" in a fantasy-ish font on the bottom.Argent dressed in a fancy tophat, monocole, bowtie, and wearing a cufflink on a hand raising a coffee mug to his lips. The text below in curly script says "Coffee Snob"
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 08/06/2026
:3c #furry #furryart
Sticker-style art of Argent from an extreme lower angle, highlighting his pecs and abs. His eyes aren't visible, and there's a small speech balloon with ":3 ?" in it
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 02/06/2026
Finished some stickers! Or hopeful stickers, I suppose. Eventually I'll find someone to print these for me hopefully in time for Anthrocon! 😤 #furry #furryart #scalie
Argent (Blue cobra anthro) chibi. Shirtless and in black + white shorts. He's flexing one arm and tongue is out in a blepSimple stylized Argent in profile sticker. No mouth or expression, just one big snake eye "Default" Argent sticker. Just a headshot facing directly forwards with a small tongue blepStupid doofy Argent sticker with walleyed expression and a big empty speech bubble
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 26/05/2026
crazy proud of my chest definition here :3 (20 min post-workout)
shirtless selfie in apartment with edit of fursona covering my face
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 23/05/2026
Oh no he's become a buff tsuchinoko! It didn't quite work 😩
Tsuchinoko Argent
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 22/05/2026
I think I’m getting somewhere…
Pen sketches of various Argent sticker ideas
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 19/05/2026
Lfg!!! Now I get to plan it all out >:3
Email from Anthrocon Events team reading:

Hello!
 
Thank you for volunteering to be a part of Anthrocon's events for 2026. The Events team is happy to inform you that your event(s): [ Specialty Coffee: Seizing the Beans of Consumption ] has/have been Approved.
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 17/05/2026
Played Fromage for the first time! Aside from completely misunderstanding how the fromagerie tile worked, we had a great time! I won with 52 points :3c #boardgames
"Fromage" board game post game state. A round board sliced into cheese slice quarters with various cheese and France themeing
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 16/05/2026
Mmmm homemade pizza. The fresh dough really makes a difference 🤤
Homemade pizza with many toppings on a stovetop
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🇵🇸🔻 Coffee Cobra Regal ☕🐍 @cobra.monster · 16/05/2026
Visit me in Chicago and you too may christen my whiteboard guest list UwU Ongoing since 2019!
Whiteboard fridge magnet covered in multi-color fursona and animal drawings from friends. Among some chores and shopping text
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