CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 1hStanding like this in the doorway to tell my mom I missed the bus 3354
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 3hI am this tweet but instead of being nonbinary it's about being interested in playing Brawl 170
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So you’re saying Quintorius and Thalia are part of the same school… 4222
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Putting together a Pokemon team called “Pokemon With My Wife’s Haircut” 2452
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Today’s #Inktober is a comic I don’t feel like finishing but I liked the joke lol 1284
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Inktober Day 5 Reality Fracture is such a joyous and beautiful set. Happy birthday, Tam. 1689
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am BEGGING @magic.wizards.com to add this as an emote on Arena 0707
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love the Salt Vote because it introduces me to new cards people are apparently angry about Who on God's green earth is getting salty about Genji Glove lmao 150
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026For #Inktober Day 4 This is how everyone talks about Commander 030
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m a bit behind on #Inktober so we’ll count this as Days 1-3 👀 1162
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just kidding I hit top 5k today :) I’m going to kiss Volcarona on his little bug mouth 070
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026On top of MagicCon Detroit News, I also hit top 8k players in Champions today! I am formally issuing an apology to Garchomp Z, I was convinced they did you dirty but it was me who was the fool. 030
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Had to let the homies know early @peachypopcos.bsky.social @myhandsareblank.bsky.social 0243
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Incredibly excited to share that I will be a content guest at MagicCon Detroit!! #MCDetroit Come see me so we can drink Verner's, eat coney dogs, eat Superman ice cream, and take shots of Malort (but not at the con center). Get Early Bird passes here! mtg.social/MCDetroitCre... 4285
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026FINAL SCORE I ended up not really playing yesterday because I was in a pretty respectable spot and I wanted to spend the day with my wife but I ended up at a final ranking of 9,363 out of 336k entrants. I don’t get any Championship Points, but this does put me in the top 2% of players! 060
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 27/09/202622-13! Went on a really solid win streak helped by some incredibly lucky crits and were not only in the 1600 ELO realm but were also in the top 6000 players! Gonna sit on this for a while and see where I am in the morning. Don’t wanna push too hard and potentially lose championship points. 240
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ending my Day 2 games at a record of 18-12 Not a bad showing for picking up the team only a few days before registration and barely practicing, but MAN I wish I noticed this teams massive weakness to Ground beforehand lol 040
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I got on a super tilting losing streak earlier today and ended up tanking my rank and ELO lmao currently sitting at 12-7 record for this event. The GC is entirely best of one games with closed team sheets and boy howdy do you feel it 010
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Update! Currently 7-1 for the day and despite my record being fantastic my rating went down lmao. Overnight all the Japanese players took over the ladder. Gonna keep grinding my daily games and see where I end up! 050
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Played 4 games in this weekend’s Global Challenge and won all 4! Ending the night at top 1,300 players, can’t wait to grind it out over the weekend! 050
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I guess I’ve never look at Flusterstorm’s art that carefully because today I learned that the fairy on it has big-ass titties 9725
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Spent some time in my break grinding with a new team ahead of this weekend’s GC and hit top 30K with Armarogue! Not Champion tier, but some of the best I’ve done in a season! Team plays like butter. 050
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Echoverse version of @spectaclesinblue.bsky.social is judging the Pokemon Regional stream 1120
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026CobertMTG: I can’t wait to spend Friday hanging out and playing Fire Emblem! PeachyPop subplot: 0112
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Last night @peachypopcos.bsky.social needed to go to the hospital for a sudden eye infection. She’s fine but we did have to beat her ass in the group chat. 0210
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I hope all enjoyed hearing from me because that ends after today 281
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When a Colorcel says something so Voidphobic you gotta hit him with the colorless stare 3180
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why is Memnarch hitting that shit He's catwalking down Mirrodin 4332
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don't really keep up with Riftbound but I saw there were some bans and it's incredibly funny to me that one of the cards they banned is just Ponder. This is literally just Ponder. 15520
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I get that the joke is that popular characters are getting inverted, but the lore is that the Echoverse is the version of reality where Bolas, the Eldrazi, and the Phyrexians never happened, meaning Fblthp’s bad sense of direction is canonically somehow Bolas’s fault. 2645
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Some of yall are really outing yourselves as Commander-only zoomers because I’ve seen discourse over whether Echoverse Fulcrum is good or not when they could simple consult the ancient texts. 7585
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026RAHHHH I AM IMPERVIOUS TO ALL DAMAGE AND WILL NEVER DIE 3360
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Babe wake up the best Affinity Commander ever printed just dropped 290
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Chandra and Garruk writhing on the ground: "Ajani please help us you're our last chance" Ajani: 0130
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Extremely funny that when Jace is fighting Chandra's group, he lobotomizes Chandra and paralyzes Garruk, but his line of attack on Ajani is just making him speak Greek. 1120
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Chandra and Garruk's adventures through Muraganda vs Tam Innistrad subplot 170
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Back in my day we used to have to WORK for our burn sideboard cards!! 030
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm now at the point where they're fighting Jace and he makes them forget he fought them over and over again and the nature of humanity is recreating the Dio Polnareff stairs scene 120
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You ever be so insufferable you almost kill someone just by existing 1295
CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I've only just started the second Reality Fracture episode and I've never hated a character more in all of Magic's lore 4523