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Coaltl Byrd

@coaltl.bsky.social
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Poet, smol birb who's always ready to give hugs 28, Male, AroAce. Open to chat messages. Will write poetry for cash XD

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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 15h
It really makes me sad cause like...Harry Potter was a really good book series. Got me invested, I remember reading the last book at like midnight under the covers. And then I learned about what She Who Will Not Be Named did, and it's just like..."heck. Time to burn my childhood."
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 15h
Clearly you should instead take the opportunity to have a snack. Maybe then the buildings will fall over like they should have!
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 15h
"Hey have you tried Solution Y? It worked for me" "Yes I tried Solution Y." "Weird cause it worked for me, you must not have done it right"
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 17h
But hey, at least when you want to cook food, you save on the power bill.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know this pain all too well as the micro unfortunately. Tease a friend once about it and oops, now they want me to be big. Happens way too often!
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🐭GAY WRATH BEING🐭 @nommz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
also i made a micro/paws version
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*Hugs the amazing Ric*
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Harven Cosset @harvencosset.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Being Asexual:
Listen here man...
Being Ace is FUCKING WEIRD!
My brainis build on the base of a bunch of KINKS!
NO SEX
NO BITS
NO CREAM
My sex appeal?!
LOOKS
LIKE
THIS!
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spicy opinion: We need to stop saying things "taste like chicken". Chicken is BLAND. It's so painfully average that it is the baseline for "this can be improved by literally anything". Things don't taste "like chicken", cause what if you ate that "thing" first? Then everything tastes "like that"
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just don't step Southeast, birb lives that way! XD
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Zcythe @albazcythe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he boppin
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is how core memories form. One lost chest and you never forget to light up the area again ...or you play with gamerule mobgriefing false from then on
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the kind of news we need reported on more. Not just "random disaster happened" but like..."Disaster averted by heroic people"
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This does give me an idea, to maybe eventually comm someone with. Reverse macro size story where it's birb finding a fractured planet, fixing it, shrinking between each panel to fix the planet on a tera, giga, macro, then personal level XD
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I immediately want to hug them and tell them that things will be okay now
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Angel @angelrosestar.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Announcement, thank me later 💧 #mudkip #pokemon #art
Mudkip is telling you to please drink water!
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I desire to offer a hug to the lugia.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want you to remember that you are valid, and the art you do makes people smile (and sometimes more than that) and that's okay. You do good work!
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🍒ᴄʜᴇʀʀʏ!🍒 @cherryxtasy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
!!
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lifting your friends
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He looks like the kind of guy to go "wanna rub my belly? Or...maybe fill it? I got some chips I could let you feed me."
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I kinda like the other way around, where you're treated just as roughly as normal at first, but then they realize that they need to be a little more careful with you, until after a while you know they can do the kinky shit without the risk. Then it becomes a trust thing.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'll do this too. Why not, what is the smol birb most known for?
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Floobies
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*Is tired* *Takes nap* *Is still tired* wtf
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*Offers a hug to the Rye* Also I offer a threat. Get up or I will make bread puns
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is not fair. I'm a bird.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm vaguely curious, would there happen to be any size-related content in the game? Dragons, perhaps, getting larger or smaller?
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Legitimate question, how did this get so popular when it did? I don't understand memes.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He deserves another can, as a treat
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm...vaguely curious, do they still do asset creation? I've been wanting to have birb made somehow into Roblox but have, uh...no capability to work in their engine.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Would hug.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've had this kind of thought looking over an overpass near my house. All the people, living their own lives with their own thoughts and needs and plans. I don't know where they're going or where they've been, just that they're down there, going somewhere.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gonna be honest I think the Final Fantasy X "Bomb" had a part in giving me a bit of a growth interest, considering it does much the same thing. Hit it a few times, it gets bigger. Take too long and you get a giant angry orb casting firaga on you every turn
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am highly disappointed that there isn't a Snivy analogue, to be entirely honest.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A man says "I see you started wearing a chef's hat." The man in the toque blanche says "yeah, I'm working on a new bit called 'The Chef.' The first man asks "what's the chef's whole deal?" The Chef answers "mainly, he's confident in a way I'm not. The Chef points to two guys passing by and says "hey! you guys feel good about yourselves." The two guys say "yes, chef." One of the guys says "man, I love the Chef." The other one says "yeah, he's always cookin'."
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I feel this on a personal level.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
>Running windows 11 >Graphics card fan has stopped spinning >CPU just a bit too dusty >Left Final Fantasy 14 on
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just gotta hope people who go out to strip some feathers take precautions to not be seen by the birds.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Or when it's like "Man I love this place's food but their soda is ALWAYS flat..." Also, that moment when you find a food place with awesome water.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Also did the soul test. Was interesting.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I explicitly went "...man, I want to order food from [place]...oh, dammit, they used AI to generate their previews, NEVER MIND THEN!"
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I second this idea.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I would assume part of it is that a lot of people don't want to let Paypal know anything since the comments section can be used to out artists to their draconian censors.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh no, now snek is going to eat even more and get even bigger!
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I had a feeling that would happen. I heard the news report like "Shootout near In-n-Out, do NOT GO NEAR THERE" and my first thought was "Someone's GOING to pick up their gun and go shoot that guy to be the hero."
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I submit my under-represented noodle, Muse. He's a magic snek who gives me my poetry and gets bigger the more he's ignored x3
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
...mecha birb? XD
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I even thought to myself "How long until he steals the latest Efner pic" and there it is.
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Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fat snek good snek
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