Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 15hIt really makes me sad cause like...Harry Potter was a really good book series. Got me invested, I remember reading the last book at like midnight under the covers. And then I learned about what She Who Will Not Be Named did, and it's just like..."heck. Time to burn my childhood." 000
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 15hClearly you should instead take the opportunity to have a snack. Maybe then the buildings will fall over like they should have! 010
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 15h"Hey have you tried Solution Y? It worked for me" "Yes I tried Solution Y." "Weird cause it worked for me, you must not have done it right" 120
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 17hBut hey, at least when you want to cook food, you save on the power bill. 000
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I know this pain all too well as the micro unfortunately. Tease a friend once about it and oops, now they want me to be big. Happens way too often! 100
Reposted by Coaltl Byrd🐭GAY WRATH BEING🐭 @nommz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026also i made a micro/paws version 1940967
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Spicy opinion: We need to stop saying things "taste like chicken". Chicken is BLAND. It's so painfully average that it is the baseline for "this can be improved by literally anything". Things don't taste "like chicken", cause what if you ate that "thing" first? Then everything tastes "like that" 010
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is how core memories form. One lost chest and you never forget to light up the area again ...or you play with gamerule mobgriefing false from then on 010
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is the kind of news we need reported on more. Not just "random disaster happened" but like..."Disaster averted by heroic people" 030
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This does give me an idea, to maybe eventually comm someone with. Reverse macro size story where it's birb finding a fractured planet, fixing it, shrinking between each panel to fix the planet on a tera, giga, macro, then personal level XD 131
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I immediately want to hug them and tell them that things will be okay now 000
Reposted by Coaltl ByrdAngel @angelrosestar.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Announcement, thank me later 💧 #mudkip #pokemon #art 8544210
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I want you to remember that you are valid, and the art you do makes people smile (and sometimes more than that) and that's okay. You do good work! 000
Reposted by Coaltl ByrdMarko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Lifting your friends 163413446
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He looks like the kind of guy to go "wanna rub my belly? Or...maybe fill it? I got some chips I could let you feed me." 110
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I kinda like the other way around, where you're treated just as roughly as normal at first, but then they realize that they need to be a little more careful with you, until after a while you know they can do the kinky shit without the risk. Then it becomes a trust thing. 170
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'll do this too. Why not, what is the smol birb most known for? 000
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026*Offers a hug to the Rye* Also I offer a threat. Get up or I will make bread puns 001
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm vaguely curious, would there happen to be any size-related content in the game? Dragons, perhaps, getting larger or smaller? 000
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Legitimate question, how did this get so popular when it did? I don't understand memes. 000
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm...vaguely curious, do they still do asset creation? I've been wanting to have birb made somehow into Roblox but have, uh...no capability to work in their engine. 000
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I've had this kind of thought looking over an overpass near my house. All the people, living their own lives with their own thoughts and needs and plans. I don't know where they're going or where they've been, just that they're down there, going somewhere. 080
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Gonna be honest I think the Final Fantasy X "Bomb" had a part in giving me a bit of a growth interest, considering it does much the same thing. Hit it a few times, it gets bigger. Take too long and you get a giant angry orb casting firaga on you every turn 100
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I am highly disappointed that there isn't a Snivy analogue, to be entirely honest. 110
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026>Running windows 11 >Graphics card fan has stopped spinning >CPU just a bit too dusty >Left Final Fantasy 14 on 030
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Just gotta hope people who go out to strip some feathers take precautions to not be seen by the birds. 000
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Or when it's like "Man I love this place's food but their soda is ALWAYS flat..." Also, that moment when you find a food place with awesome water. 000
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I explicitly went "...man, I want to order food from [place]...oh, dammit, they used AI to generate their previews, NEVER MIND THEN!" 0140
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I would assume part of it is that a lot of people don't want to let Paypal know anything since the comments section can be used to out artists to their draconian censors. 010
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Oh no, now snek is going to eat even more and get even bigger! 101
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I had a feeling that would happen. I heard the news report like "Shootout near In-n-Out, do NOT GO NEAR THERE" and my first thought was "Someone's GOING to pick up their gun and go shoot that guy to be the hero." 020
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I submit my under-represented noodle, Muse. He's a magic snek who gives me my poetry and gets bigger the more he's ignored x3 010
Coaltl Byrd @coaltl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I even thought to myself "How long until he steals the latest Efner pic" and there it is. 010