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Coach (Agent) Monk

@coachmonk.bsky.social
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I fist things and also throw them. 🥊🥋 🏋‍♂️ ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him) My page likely staying SFW. ko-fi.com/coachmnk throne.com/coachmnk

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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I def can once the universe lets me lol. 😩
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never AI.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I did this myself.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Negative. Just had to try.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Was it the vehicle jump? Hmm. No? Maybe? I did need a CT scan after. 🤔"
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I noticed after he had nicked my ear. Well shit.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about how the barber noticed a ridge in my skull and I couldn't even tell him from what injury it was cuz i dont remember anymore. He got a bit scared. Anyway.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do but only as a joke.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ahhaha right who'd do that.
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Lil Naay
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Inquire within*
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Selling my armpit stank gym towel haha jk unless.....
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh ok im still charging tho this ain't charity you know. Fun idea tho.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Woman's Disgusted 'Hmm' Reaction
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Selling my armpit stank gym towel haha jk unless.....
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And the opposite side of the coin. Please do NOT sing near me unless you sound like a literal angel. The times I've wanted to pop my own eardrums from bitches belting it out is unreal.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm so glad I have whatever is wired in me to enjoy music the way I do. Some complex tracks can give me full body chills and something that I can only describe as a fucking brain massage. The dopamine high is simply out of this world. Jesus fuck.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well it IS spring where I'm at currently.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go douche w pumpkin spice.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🍂 Bruh come on.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go shove leaves up your ass.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No
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Crash Bandicoot Mascot Punts Football
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Its been a while honestly.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🧐
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I believe I deserve some Taco Bell.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
On a sunday
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Crash Bandicoot Mascot Punts Football
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
On/off
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'd so do that on purpose.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ad infinitum?
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
On/off
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hear nothing. A bottom must've farted cuz them walls make no sound anymore.
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Grey's Anatomy: Owen Hunt - Do You Hear Something?
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Side Eye Dog Gives Suspicious Look
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shoulders are for TOPS. 😌
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My two favorite bands releasing new singles on a REST DAY should be illegal.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Honestly. I just sit at the house for hours dissociating until something hits me. And I build it from that momentum. My basement is now a rad gym + sauna combo.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I mean you can use either of mine the M is still in the works lol.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sorry me and my two houses offer thoughts and prayers.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Love it. Hand it over.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes but my Small is rad af and im decorating a Med and its looking cool so far so its fun lmao. Gives me Sims vibes cuz I never actually played em I just made houses and closed the game LOL.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Everyone's jorkin it to Beastmaster but for some reason I got hyperfocused on housing. RIP my gil. Also ill get to beasmaster soon I promise....
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I will always remember who did that AI 80s meme. 🥰 I never forget.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ya'll getting my blessings but all I get in return is ya'll gays foolishness no respect for the clergy anymore smh.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Crash Bandicoot Mascot Punts Football
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kinda fed up with ya'll homosexuals lately but here's a pic or whatever.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You're traumatizing the babies.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you gonna make a video of you shaking your butt and showing hole put your dog away!!! WYDM your BABY BOY sees his father opening his hole on camera????
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is the best. And it should be said.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok i really wouldn't mind a proper ff6 remake like resonance. Shits real cool so far.
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I mean everything i say baby put up the recording. Your name kinda is right there always on the screen babes. 😌
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Coach (Agent) Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As a matter of fact.
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Receipt Printing from Machine
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